Ashley Greene is Cleavagey and Other News

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- Ricky Gervais might host the Golden Globes again this year. [Huffington Post]

- Kelly Osbourne’s ex-fiance was a fan of cleverly-disguised penis. Who isn’t? [Dlisted]

- Jessica Biel isn’t recognizing the pattern here. [Lainey Gossip]

- This chick must have given Hayden Panettiere a pretty sweet gift. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Adam Levine and more importantly his Russian model girlfriend, Anne Vyalitsyna, got naked for Vogue. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Hot Chicks + High Socks and Little Else = Socktober [theCHIVE]

- Maria Menounos does the form-fitting dress thing properly. [Popoholic]

- Sylvester Stallone’s designer pen line (You read that.) just opened one of the seven seals. [FilmDrunk]

- Rihanna’s first love, Negus Sealy, recounts their own beautiful statutory rape story. [Bossip]

- Lady Gaga’s mother is unemployable is how I read this. [IDLYITW]

- Kim Kardashian gets some free advice straight from the horse’s mouth. Seriously, how could I not swing at that? [TooFab]

- Jersey Shore is now part of an Ivy League education. No, really. [TMZ]

- Original Ashton Kutcher videos will soon be available on YouTube. *pins up countdown calendar made of glitter paint* [Celebslam]

- Chloe Moretz is still cool despite Drew Barrymore’s inane interview questions. [Just Jared]

- Gangsta Cats ain’t nuttin’ to fuck wit. [Heavy]

- Neither are Brazilian cops, as it turns out. [BuzzFeed]

- The 40 Hottest Superfans in Sports [Bleacher Report]

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