Ashley Greene is Cleavagey and Other News

November 3rd, 2011 // 22 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Ricky Gervais might host the Golden Globes again this year. [Huffington Post]

- Kelly Osbourne‘s ex-fiance was a fan of cleverly-disguised penis. Who isn’t? [Dlisted]

- Jessica Biel isn’t recognizing the pattern here. [Lainey Gossip]

- This chick must have given Hayden Panettiere a pretty sweet gift. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Adam Levine and more importantly his Russian model girlfriend, Anne Vyalitsyna, got naked for Vogue. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Hot Chicks + High Socks and Little Else = Socktober [theCHIVE]

- Maria Menounos does the form-fitting dress thing properly. [Popoholic]

- Sylvester Stallone‘s designer pen line (You read that.) just opened one of the seven seals. [FilmDrunk]

- Rihanna’s first love, Negus Sealy, recounts their own beautiful statutory rape story. [Bossip]

- Lady Gaga‘s mother is unemployable is how I read this. [IDLYITW]

- Kim Kardashian gets some free advice straight from the horse’s mouth. Seriously, how could I not swing at that? [TooFab]

- Jersey Shore is now part of an Ivy League education. No, really. [TMZ]

- Original Ashton Kutcher videos will soon be available on YouTube. *pins up countdown calendar made of glitter paint* [Celebslam]

- Chloe Moretz is still cool despite Drew Barrymore‘s inane interview questions. [Just Jared]

- Gangsta Cats ain’t nuttin’ to fuck wit. [Heavy]

- Neither are Brazilian cops, as it turns out. [BuzzFeed]

- The 40 Hottest Superfans in Sports [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Ashley Greene Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    what is with this chicks nose…it looks like someone slammed it into a book…her nose is just fucking strange.

  2. DogBoy

    She is pretty… and pretty irrelevant.

  3. Dave Mustaine

    WHat happened to her face? She used to be hot. Now she’s hideous. WHat does she do again?

  4. Hey Hick Fuck You!

    I can’t believe Joe Jonas fake hit that.

  5. Clarence Beeks

    that NOSE.


  6. Beefarino

    She’s got a widow’s beak.

  7. Ashley Greene Cleavage
    Dude of Dudes
    Commented on this photo:

    Her hair looks better long than in those Twilight movies. Oh shit. I just came out on the internet….

  8. God is Black

    I will never understand women. If your beautiful in the 1st place , don’t fuck with the product ok? If I was to kiss Ashley, her nose would cut my face into 2 pieces like a Deli slicer!

  9. Dan

    Hooray! Twilight is coming.

  10. Honest Abe

    Had to go back and review the SI pics… wow..

  11. cc

    She’s treading on the heals of the love of my life, Amber Heard.

    • RJ

      Depending if you’re a chick or a guy, that could be the deal breaker since both swing different ways…

  12. Implants? They look so round

  13. Drundel

    Good push up bra. Either way, I’d wreck that.

  14. Ashley Greene Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    one of the best looks of USA, but you are too busy with the bieber, celeb drugs, kardashits, joselin (what the fuck) eschatologic movies obsessed with making fool of young male at all levels, you are starting to look like argentina, and culturally and occidentally speaking: it can´t get worse, my writing friend.

  15. I don’t understand what women see in justin timberlake. the reason i ask, is because he’s like a bee from one woman to another. Spends a little time with one and on to the next. I don’t think I have to spell it out. These are very smart women, What ever he’s got, good for him. But I hope these women are careful, if you know I mean.

  16. Lolita Sweet December

    I actually like her. Of course she is pretty irrelevant; but still pretty hot. and the naked photos were hot. (and hard to find)

  17. Alexandra

    Yes, she does look like Ashley Benson often, or maybe it’s the other way anurod. When i first saw Ashley B on Bring it On: In It To Win It, i thought it was Ashley G.

  18. Reenu

    Bailey V Posted on it densot rele matter wat its name is. just love them!!! i like louie, butter, waffle, porky, droopy, beasley, and sable. idk

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