Here’s Twilight actress Ashley Greene hosting a Wet Republic pool party Saturday even though she’s only famous for playing one of Robert Pattinson‘s sparkling sisters. Then again, they let Jon Gosselin host one of these things, so compared to him Ashley’s practically the Queen of England if the Queen of England made me think dirty thoughts. More than usual, I mean. “In the maids’ quarters, your majesty? But what if you fall asleep again because of your advanced age? I better move quic- CHEERIOOOOOO!”
EDIT: Added 10 more pics starting here.
Photos: Splash News, WENN
boo | August 9, 2010 at 2:14 am
First
All American Boy | August 9, 2010 at 2:20 am
I would rather fuck Britney.
Jack | August 10, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Because Britney has waist not a board! Jeez!
TussTown | August 9, 2010 at 2:21 am
I’ve been waiting for this moment. This broad has a perfect face!
Paddleford | August 9, 2010 at 2:24 am
If you like chicks w down syndrome.
B.B | August 9, 2010 at 2:48 am
I’m sure your popular with the ladies callin them broads.
TussTown | August 9, 2010 at 3:48 am
She is gorgeous. You’re loco.
Simon Ward | August 9, 2010 at 7:29 am
Tuss loves the penis
TussTown | August 9, 2010 at 11:41 am
How did you ever come up with such a clever post?
Mr. Nice Guy | August 9, 2010 at 2:24 am
I would rather fuck Britney, this chick has no ass.
CARLO | August 9, 2010 at 9:56 am
Britney has gotten fat! If I saw her in public I wouldn’t look twice. She was as hot as Ashley long ago but time to move over and let something a lot tighter have the spotlight. Well done Fish
Boo Gooligan | August 9, 2010 at 3:37 am
She looks like a bitch in these photos but she’s so beautiful that if I ever met her, I would lose my mind and end up punching her, for lack of a better reaction.
Rockalittle | August 9, 2010 at 5:35 am
No ass, deal breaker.
Lindsay's Left Lip | August 9, 2010 at 5:47 am
Clearly left her ass in her other bikini. To answer the inevitable: Enjoying a proper butt doesn’t mean people are into butt sex, and are therefore gay. It means we appreciate other parts of a women’s secondary sexual features other than mammarial protuberances. Im my experience women with great asses (Latinas for example) fuck better than women with pancakes in their pants (Orientals, for example). Attention hot oriental women or the world: I am willing to be proved wrong. Call me!!
sam adams | August 9, 2010 at 12:03 pm
youre an idiot…
captain america | August 9, 2010 at 6:13 am
americans are still surprise thes things fit people.
MOSTLY NON-AMERICANS.
due to weight-problems, folks!!
Fishstix | August 9, 2010 at 10:32 pm
I’m confused
Are Americans surprised that “thes things” (I’m assuming that you mean bikinis) still fit non-Americans or are you saying that non-Americans are surprised that Americans can still fit bikinis? If it is the latter, are you implying that non-Americans are, in fact, Americans?
Simon Ward | August 9, 2010 at 7:27 am
my cock is big
dudeatdudedotdude | August 9, 2010 at 9:48 am
lol mine too
Simon Ward | August 9, 2010 at 3:29 pm
ur cock looks like a spastic noodle on a dish of small shrimps..My cock on the other hand is the excaliber sword of awsome cocks!! YEA!!!!!
The MAN | August 9, 2010 at 10:07 pm
My cock is 12 inches of pleasure for any vagina!
fappyfap | August 9, 2010 at 9:46 am
Man Hands – was she soaking them in the pool all day.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 9, 2010 at 9:48 am
gorgeous woman.her ass would probly look better if her bikini wasnt hiked so far up it
Mary Jane | August 9, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Dude, she is not that hot!
dudeatdudedotdude | August 9, 2010 at 4:46 pm
whatever i’d knock the bottom out of it
pimp | August 9, 2010 at 9:52 am
would ass eat after a fresh dump…
Cock Dr | August 9, 2010 at 10:36 am
Good lord man! Not safe at ALL no matter how pretty she is…….
pimp | August 9, 2010 at 11:19 am
i see asians doin it all the time on the internet, it must be safe…
Simon Ward | August 9, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Cock Dr likes to stuff the penis in his ass then clean it with his mouth…
Simon Ward | August 9, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Pimp is a racist P*I*M*P who need a dosage of the penis in his Bieber glory hole.. YEA!!!!
Ron Burgandy's ballsack | August 9, 2010 at 10:38 am
I’m for Team Ashley.
Lightdragon | August 9, 2010 at 11:30 am
I will fuck this girl like no tomorrow.
oh uh | August 9, 2010 at 12:43 pm
No thanks, I had pancakes for breakfast.
grl23 | August 10, 2010 at 5:08 pm
lol
Eric | August 9, 2010 at 3:14 pm
She has no butt or hips, and looks like a man w/ her wide torso, so no thanks. Wtf is wrong w/ u ppl? she’s not even hot but then again I guess she compares high against half of our population, but I have higher standards (Megan Fox, Candice Swanepoel, Marissa Miller)
Mike Walker | August 9, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Marissa Miller… lol
emily | August 9, 2010 at 4:10 pm
puhlease. you’d be lucky to get a girl who looks like miley cyrus.
TussTown | August 9, 2010 at 4:55 pm
This girl is fire. Eric, you’d throw her out of bed? Perhaps to make room for the other half of your collective Ambiguously Gay Duo?
Randal | August 9, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Just want to say I was at this party. She was the best looking girl there. All the other females were deformed or disfigured. She spent all the time she was there posing for cameras. I peed in the pool and no one noticed.
Randal
Robert | August 10, 2010 at 3:03 pm
I think some of her friends are pretty…were they not in person?
Jack Hoff | August 9, 2010 at 6:27 pm
Would it bother you to know that I’m whacking to her pictures right now?
Nick22 | August 9, 2010 at 10:15 pm
She is deformed
nikki i | August 9, 2010 at 10:24 pm
WTF is up with her hands?!?!
Alli Watermelon | August 10, 2010 at 12:32 am
THAT NOSE ruins it.
anonym | August 10, 2010 at 5:42 am
take a close look again. marissa has manface.
see that huge jaw?????
nasty
anonym | August 10, 2010 at 5:43 am
^^^ that comment was directed @Eric.
ashley greene needs more ass and hips
cc | August 11, 2010 at 8:20 am
What happened? She’s still damn pretty, but she’s lost too much weight. She used to have curves, now she looks like a 12 year old boy.