Here’s Twilight actress Ashley Greene hosting a Wet Republic pool party Saturday even though she’s only famous for playing one of Robert Pattinson‘s sparkling sisters. Then again, they let Jon Gosselin host one of these things, so compared to him Ashley’s practically the Queen of England if the Queen of England made me think dirty thoughts. More than usual, I mean. “In the maids’ quarters, your majesty? But what if you fall asleep again because of your advanced age? I better move quic- CHEERIOOOOOO!”
EDIT: Added 10 more pics starting here.
Photos: Splash News, WENN
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I HAVE A VAMPIRE BONER
I would rather fuck Britney.
Because Britney has waist not a board! Jeez!
I’ve been waiting for this moment. This broad has a perfect face!
If you like chicks w down syndrome.
I’m sure your popular with the ladies callin them broads.
She is gorgeous. You’re loco.
Tuss loves the penis
How did you ever come up with such a clever post?
I would rather fuck Britney, this chick has no ass.
Britney has gotten fat! If I saw her in public I wouldn’t look twice. She was as hot as Ashley long ago but time to move over and let something a lot tighter have the spotlight. Well done Fish
She has no ass.
Really though, it’s like driving across Kansas.
is she covered in crisco?? not attractive. classic example of skinny-fat.
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That is one terrible ass.
She looks like a bitch in these photos but she’s so beautiful that if I ever met her, I would lose my mind and end up punching her, for lack of a better reaction.
she has no bum
i would put my mouth on the crack of her ass and inhale the farts from her ass hole
No ass, deal breaker.
Clearly left her ass in her other bikini. To answer the inevitable: Enjoying a proper butt doesn’t mean people are into butt sex, and are therefore gay. It means we appreciate other parts of a women’s secondary sexual features other than mammarial protuberances. Im my experience women with great asses (Latinas for example) fuck better than women with pancakes in their pants (Orientals, for example). Attention hot oriental women or the world: I am willing to be proved wrong. Call me!!
youre an idiot…
americans are still surprise thes things fit people.
MOSTLY NON-AMERICANS.
due to weight-problems, folks!!
I’m confused
Are Americans surprised that “thes things” (I’m assuming that you mean bikinis) still fit non-Americans or are you saying that non-Americans are surprised that Americans can still fit bikinis? If it is the latter, are you implying that non-Americans are, in fact, Americans?
She is extremely hot…except for the shots where she’s wearing the wigger hat. WTF.
Her ass isn’t as great as I thought but I’d still violate it.
This girl is so much hotter then that other twilight bitch it’s not even funny. Kristen Stewart could be the mayor of chin-town.
she looks bored
my cock is big
lol mine too
ur cock looks like a spastic noodle on a dish of small shrimps..My cock on the other hand is the excaliber sword of awsome cocks!! YEA!!!!!
My cock is 12 inches of pleasure for any vagina!
I’d hit it.
0 points for lack of cameltoe.
no cameltoe?
Man Hands – was she soaking them in the pool all day.
gorgeous woman.her ass would probly look better if her bikini wasnt hiked so far up it
Dude, she is not that hot!
whatever i’d knock the bottom out of it
would ass eat after a fresh dump…
Good lord man! Not safe at ALL no matter how pretty she is…….
i see asians doin it all the time on the internet, it must be safe…
Cock Dr likes to stuff the penis in his ass then clean it with his mouth…
Pimp is a racist P*I*M*P who need a dosage of the penis in his Bieber glory hole.. YEA!!!!
Her nose is so weird, did she had a nose job?
I’m for Team Ashley.
What a flat ass!!!! 0.o
I will fuck this girl like no tomorrow.
No thanks, I had pancakes for breakfast.
lol
Anna…what a dumbass you are!…..Ashley not only has a really nice body overall, but one of the most beautiful faces ever!…..This girl doesn’t need your “critique” of her “ass”!….she’s fine!
classic BJ face
She has no butt or hips, and looks like a man w/ her wide torso, so no thanks. Wtf is wrong w/ u ppl? she’s not even hot but then again I guess she compares high against half of our population, but I have higher standards (Megan Fox, Candice Swanepoel, Marissa Miller)
Marissa Miller… lol
puhlease. you’d be lucky to get a girl who looks like miley cyrus.
This girl is fire. Eric, you’d throw her out of bed? Perhaps to make room for the other half of your collective Ambiguously Gay Duo?
i dont give a fuck how her face looks. Bitch aint got no love cushion for pushin. So Shut the Fuck up JC, you retarded twat. Real men know that women need that ass to grap onto. You must be a faggot.
I agree. The girl is really beautiful, but she’s got no junk in the trunk!
Just want to say I was at this party. She was the best looking girl there. All the other females were deformed or disfigured. She spent all the time she was there posing for cameras. I peed in the pool and no one noticed.
Randal
I think some of her friends are pretty…were they not in person?
So what? She’s still hot!!
Would it bother you to know that I’m whacking to her pictures right now?
Her body is so overrated. She has a torso very similar to Kelly Bensimon, especially in picture 22.
I’ll have sum of that
She is deformed
WTF is up with her hands?!?!
its flat but its nice. id hit it and lick it
white girls are so fucking hot
THAT NOSE ruins it.
Oh Nooo, she’s got anti-ass and time bomb gut. That gut will explode into a muffin top if she’s not careful. Still hot though.
Wow. You guys are gross. And mean. She’s so pretty and so is Kristen Stewart. You guys must be blind or jealous :P
take a close look again. marissa has manface.
see that huge jaw?????
nasty
^^^ that comment was directed @Eric.
ashley greene needs more ass and hips