And Now Here’s Ashley Greene In A Bikini

Just in case these pics of Ashley Greene in a bikini aren’t awesome enough, this was almost a post about her being photographed in a Chick-fil-A drive-thru presumably to suck up to Stephenie Meyer who’s probably already shitting out another series of movie-ready books about undead, sparkling Mormons. I bet Ashley Greene even got extra Polynesian sauce. (That’s where they hide the hate.) So, anyway, if you enjoy your bigotry to remain unchallenged in lieu of boobs, you’re welcome.