Just in case these pics of Ashley Greene in a bikini aren’t awesome enough, this was almost a post about her being photographed in a Chick-fil-A drive-thru presumably to suck up to Stephenie Meyer who’s probably already shitting out another series of movie-ready books about undead, sparkling Mormons. I bet Ashley Greene even got extra Polynesian sauce. (That’s where they hide the hate.) So, anyway, if you enjoy your bigotry to remain unchallenged in lieu of boobs, you’re welcome.
Photos: DOBN RMBI BIAG/AKM-GSI
I’m not sure what to make of her hip area. My penis says yes, but I could see my brain invoking veto power.
When I was in Thailand they told me a sure fire way to know if someone was a Ladyboy was straight hips. So, there you go…
It’s not a very flattering swimsuit. That along with her athletic body makes her look straight.
You absolutely right. Weid body, great breasts but no hips and no waist. Amazing legs . She has more shoulders than hips. But a very beautiful face.
I meant weird, sorry
good day for crabbing.
Her beach mule seems happy.
hehe sure does!!
Damn kristen stewart!!
What have u done with Ashley!!!?
Can someone please get Retarded Laird Hamilton away from her?
That’s what I’d be doing if I were her too….
ms greene… bikini… all that film… NO BUTT SHOTS???
i do believe paparazzi quality is fading…
Don’t worry you are not missing much from behind.
was wondering that myself, but i think these are those paid paparazzi stuff, or in the east someones publicity team buys al the back shots.
Penis check.
That’s what I call hidden treasure.
Her body would be awesome if she had a waist. I still think she looks good, though.
Not a curve on that poor thing.
If she keeps eating at Chick-fil-A she’ll plump up in no time.
God, I miss Legos.
Damn you LEFT HAND!!
I’ve seen pictures of other female celebrities doing the same thing when emerging from the ocean and my question is: Just what the hell are they looking for?
Just confirming the source of her power is still there.
Making sure all the sand got washed out
Sand is a bitch. Was just at the beach yesterday and when I when to remove my bottom the amount of wet sand that dropped out looked like a took a runny terd.
Best ever http://img.bollywoodsargam.com/albumsbolly/Anna_Kournikova/anna_kournikova_bikini_nfl_online_betting_3.jpg
Kinda weird.
Was she in the war? I see three holes in her right thigh.
I wonder if she broke her femur? Could be scars from pins inserted to keep the bone in place.
I’m not a doctor. Just a silvery alien from another planet.
Notice how she dislodges the wedgie from her non-existent ass.
Man Torso!!!
A fairly decent example of feminine pulchritude — acceptable legs, great winnebagos, pleasant face. But there just seems to be something — like curves — lacking in the area from the top of her thighs to her belly button. In total — after dropping the highest and lowest scores — I give her a 7.5…
No wonder these things itch, it says GAGA right there.
Can I get a look in there too?
Her torso is square. Still would.
If those are real they look pretty nice.
“Or what?”
Each reverting to their natural positions.
not pictured: Stiffler’s mom
Now Kristen Stewart is having an affair with Matthew McConaughey? When will this madness end?!
Yep, my balls are still tucked behind.
So Stephanie Meyers is being attacked by pro-gay marriage people even though they have no idea if she’s against gay marriage or not…..just because she’s Mormon. Stay classy.
Hey, found my keys.
Most anti-climatic bikini photos ever.
Not one ass shot? The paparazzi are entirely overpaid..
“Help, I can’t… Move… Tits weighing… Me… Down.”
Matthew McConoughey with a bonus chromosome.
“Huff Huff …I got these paddleboards… Huff Huff …. you carry the oars”
man waist, bleh
Where are her hips??? I thought women had hips its like my 12 yearold son from the stomach down…not a good thing.
no hips, no ass.
what the fuck is the obsession ?
put tits on a cut man, and you get about the same thing
Almost a clit slip