Because apparently it’s “Remember The Breasts of Spring Breakers Day” (Selena Gomez‘s implants, anyone?), here’s Ashley Benson sunbathing topless while vacationing in Hawaii last week. And if you’re wondering if the agencies hold back photos only to charge me extra for them at a later date because they have nipples, yes. Yes, they do. It’s like they know I’ll do anything for them. Perhaps even kill a man.