Ashlee Simpson wonders when her baby will turn to the Douche Side

March 5th, 2009 // 35 Comments

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were spotted flying into Heathrow and Manchester airports yesterday with baby Bronx Mowgli. I didn’t know you could catch connecting flights into obscurity, but apparently these two pulled it off. Kudos.

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Comments (35)

  1. csa | March 5, 2009 at 11:30 am

    first!

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  2. RichPort's Ghost | March 5, 2009 at 11:33 am

    That kid is gonna get a lot of shit for not only having a stupid fucking name, but for those two talentless bitches he has for mothers.

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  3. someguy | March 5, 2009 at 11:33 am

    Third. And I couldn’t agree more with #’s 1 &2.

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  4. Nero | March 5, 2009 at 11:34 am

    III?

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  5. richbike | March 5, 2009 at 11:35 am

    to csa….you need to calm down about being the first douchebag to make a post.

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  6. Darth | March 5, 2009 at 11:37 am

    Holy shit! That must be one big heavy baby what Pete Wentz is carrying!

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  7. Sauron | March 5, 2009 at 11:41 am

    I’m looking in my crystal globe and yeah,at the age of 3 the baby will be taller than the father.

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  8. Melissa | March 5, 2009 at 11:45 am

    #3: Funny shit

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  9. The Music Elitist | March 5, 2009 at 11:46 am

    This post wasn’t really that funny. Wentz appears to have stopped giving you guys good material to work with.

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  10. toolboy | March 5, 2009 at 11:47 am

    One can only hope that little Bronx Mowgli gets a public school education. Nothing says “please beat the shit out of me” more than a stupid name and a sweater vest.
    Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.

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  11. Lowlands | March 5, 2009 at 11:49 am

    Luckily K-fed isn’t walking in front of them.Otherwise we wouldn’t have ever noticed them!

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  12. OJ's Mom | March 5, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Obscurity? He is in one of the hottest bands around, and he owns a record label that signed performers like “Panic at the Disco.”

    Obscurity is being the net-op for an over-rated gossip blog.

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  13. Valerie | March 5, 2009 at 11:53 am

    3–point taken

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  14. Melissa | March 5, 2009 at 11:56 am

    Why is her hair parted one way in the first picture, but completely different in the next? Things that make you go hmmmmm….

    #12: Pete? Is that you? Do us a favor, love, and go fuck yourself :)

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  15. Gando | March 5, 2009 at 11:57 am

    I know Pete wentz like to weave.That dude is really a badass!

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  16. justifiable | March 5, 2009 at 11:59 am

    “Turn”? They already elected him Mayor of Doucheytown when they saddled him with that name.

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  17. Photoshop Police | March 5, 2009 at 11:59 am

    It’s difficult to be sure, but it looks like someone might be overfeeding that kid.

    Pete & Ashley:
    Not every crying fit means the kid is hungry!
    You also need to change their diapers and teach them how cruel the real non-celebrity world is! And if you’re breast-feeding, cut them off before they turn 14!

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  18. Valerie | March 5, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    this is fucking BORING, I’m BORED, fuck this blog!

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  19. Sportsdvl | March 5, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    No talent family with a kid with a retarded name.

    NEXT!!!

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  20. just sayin | March 5, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    @15 it’s knit… he likes to knit

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  21. Sauron | March 5, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    We’re waiting (but no too long) from the first move from the opposites.They took a piece of us and that’s why they have to bring us satisfaction.I bet the big baby is the light in Pete Wentz life!

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  22. Danomite | March 5, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    I gotta agree with #12. Dude’s pretty far from being obscure. I like your jokes a lot but that one didn’t actually make sense…

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  23. Lowlands | March 5, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    #21 I’m even surprised you put that comment! Any sane human understands that the delinquent has to make the first move and reach out to the victim.To show their regret! Even brainboxes like Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz understand this!

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  24. Tom K | March 5, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    What is going on? Who are these people? Ashlee who? White trash!

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  25. lola | March 5, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    Ashley has such a striking hair color and (sorry) but I think Pete Wentz is adorable! He is really cute and it makes me feel a bit like a pedophile to say. I am really short so I would probably be his height if I was a guy. Love emo look, not the personality. Nothing bad to say about these kids

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  26. MightyD | March 5, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    The miracle of birth…wow….I’m betting they’re not really holding the baby but, the baby is just hung on their shoulders via the huge fuck’n chin it must have…

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  27. MRob | March 5, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    First Paris Hilton then these people. Could we not get what the Iraqis got instead?

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  28. Randal | March 5, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    These are great pictures of Ashlee and Pete! Shots like these allow us to make a connection to big celebrities for they too become parents who love and care for another. Hope to see more from the FISH in the future.

    Randal

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  29. elfwatch | March 5, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    #26 Good one!

    And…it would appear that Mr. Pete “elf leg” Wentz has again borrowed baby Bronx Mowgli’s pants.

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  30. elfwatch | March 5, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    #14 Melissa- she did not change her hair- the picture has been flipped. If you look at her hands and rings, you can see it’s been transposed.

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  31. gerard Vandenberg | March 6, 2009 at 9:12 am

    This is one reason why america is going down, folks.
    THE PARENTS TODAY ARE MUCH & MUCH TOO YOUNG.
    A lack of responsibility is rising!!
    …………………FAMILIAR?

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  32. sin | March 6, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    As soon as that brat can talk, he is going to be in therapy. For the rest of his life for what those 2 no talent douche bags did to him already.

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  33. Blah Girls | March 6, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    Aw I bet he’s such a cutie!

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  34. dondadav | March 7, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    Haha. Pete is not carrying a large baby. He is a tiny guy. He was on my flight from Auckland to Sydney about a 2 weeks ago. It was a 6:30 a.m. flight, and I knew right away it was him because only he would wear guyliner and a Louis Vuitton backpack and his traditional trash look that early in the morning! Oh, and he was talking to his bodyguard or someone extremely loudly, trying to attract attention. A total douche!

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  35. digital camera memory cards | May 6, 2010 at 1:50 am

    These are great pictures of Ashlee and Pete! The way we drink they also parents who love and care for each other to become big stars to make a connection allows. Hope to see more fish in the future.

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