Ashlee Simpson’s chin: I don’t get it

February 12th, 2008 // 97 Comments

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz attended Clive Davis’ Grammy bash and, sweet mama, that’s a chin. Seriously, Ashlee should consider shaving that thing down a few inches if not a foot. I’ve got a belt sander in my garage. I’d be more than happy to give it a go. Though I can’t guarantee I won’t “accidentally” slip and sand Pete Wentz in the mouth. But don’t worry, should that happen, I won’t enjoy it. No matter how hard I might laugh and say “I enjoy this! This is enjoyable.” Also ignore the tattoo on my arm of Darth Vader feeding Pete Wentz a belt sander . Purely coincidental.

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Comments (97)

  1. fo'sXgirl | February 12, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    She’s his beard.

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  2. Spiraticus | February 12, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Nothing wrong with her chin. Rumor Willis is the one with the jay leno chin.

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  3. Spiraticus | February 12, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Nothing wrong with her chin. Rumor Willis is the one with the jay leno chin.

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  4. DanielDayLewis | February 12, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    I drank her milkshake.

    I drank it up !

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  5. themodus | February 12, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    maybe her chin would be in proportion if her nose were a bit larger

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  6. fo'sXgirl | February 12, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    She’s his beard.

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  7. carly | February 12, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    forget the chin, look at the veins in the feet and the loads of makeup. uck, she never seems to have a constant style, she is so all over the place

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  8. scubafeet | February 12, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    Its Rin Chin Chin!

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  9. whatever | February 12, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    He probably smells like taint.

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  10. Cupid | February 12, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    Her chin is not that bad, I mean it’s not like she looks like Dudley DooRight, or Demi Moore’s ugly kids. Now those are some butt ugly chins.

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  11. Cap'n Pickles | February 12, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    I don’t know which one I hate worse. The pseudo punk/emo asshole faggot Munchkinlander of the horse faced, untalented twat. Shit. I hope they both get consumed the massive, evil powers of Paris gargantu-twat.

    P.S. I just farted and the secreetary passed my cubicle. Tee hee. I toot sweet baby! Strawberry ice cream.

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  12. fdjkfjd | February 12, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    When did she get anorexic?

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  13. lipper | February 12, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    She looks dirty, like there’s a layer of grime on her. Especially in the close up of her face. And why do girls do that dark makeup UNDER the eyes? Hello?? Want to look like you haven’t slept in days and all strung out? Then congratufuckulations, you’ve achieved it.

    And run a comb thru that hair while you’re at it, and get a trim! Sheesh!

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  14. Abbadon | February 12, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    #13, exactly. Her eye make-up is horrible. Add it to the black nail polish and she just looks icky. It is not a good look, never was, never will be. And yeah, she looks dirty with stringy dirty hair. Wow, She almost made Pete look clean. Almost.

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  15. Auntie Kryst | February 12, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    I want to see that douchebag Wentz throw a football.

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  16. combustion8 | February 12, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    how tall is that douche? 5’2?

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  17. sicasso | February 12, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    I’d do her ’til her makeup ran. And by the look of things, it could take a while. And I’d do her in front of her “pseudo punk/emo asshole faggot Munchkinlander” boyfriend until he cried and his makeup ran, too.

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  18. Famous Plastic | February 12, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    That’s what happens when you start shaving down parts of your face (like Ashley did to her nose). Other parts start to look big and awkward.

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  19. Jen | February 12, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    Why are you so mean? Look at her eyes, Ashley is beautiful!

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  20. Jen | February 12, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    Why are you so mean? Look at her eyes, Ashley is beautiful!

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  21. Jimbo | February 12, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    That is the best the Fish can come up with? Ashley Simpson’s chin? What is next? Britney Spears pubic hair? or Pair Hilton’s herpes sores??

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  22. BunnyButt | February 12, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    He’s trying so damned hard to look cool … and just can’t do it. Dude, either you’re born with it or you aren’t. And you weren’t.

    Odd how Ashley’s body shape changes in pics 4 and 8. Either she forgot to keep sucking it in or the stays in her girdle snapped …

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  23. Dick Richards | February 12, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    I get Ashlee’s chin: she uses it to fuck Pete Wentz’s pussy.

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  24. Abbadon | February 12, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    They look like Katie and Tom. She now lurps to not look too tall, and he is a midget. I mean, bet he sucks the Xenu member too.

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  25. lipper | February 12, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    Good god you’re right 14! That IS saying something, Pete always looks greasy… and I don’t want to know why.

    *looks at Ashley back at Pete and shivers*

    To think they bump uglies makes me nauseous
    …and sicasso I want a ring side seat.

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  26. Clever | February 12, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    She’s a cute girl, WTF is wrong with you people? Insecure? Bored? Ugly?

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  27. Blondie | February 12, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    They both have huge chins!!
    But I still think she is pretty though…

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  28. deaconjones | February 12, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    hmmmm, im sensing a lot of women on women hate today….where’s all the feminists now????????????

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  29. FreeJose | February 12, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    How can she go from ugly to hot to ugly again so quickly? Geez, Louise.

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  30. Racer X | February 12, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    That’s a Popeye chin.

    /’cause I always eats me spinich

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  31. Chas | February 12, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    Her chin is nowhere near as bad as her new song!!! OMG I heard it today and thought it was a joke!!!!

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  32. Chas | February 12, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    Her chin is nowhere near as bad as her new song!!! OMG I heard it today and thought it was a joke!!!!

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  33. Sidney | February 12, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    I do not care for Ashleys music or her plastic surgery, but she looks pretty. I like her hair color; it looks great on her; better than blonde.

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  34. feg | February 12, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    she looks very pretty. gorgeous eyes. he looks kinda like Wilmer’s lumpy & less attractive brother.

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  35. FRT | February 12, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    Both her and her sister Yoko Romo have men’s chins! I mean you would almost think that their real dad was Kirk Douglas…that old sauve devil!!
    Hell…half the guys out there wish they had chin structure like that…!

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  36. negroes kill | February 12, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    Is he Punky Brewster’s brother?

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  37. feg | February 12, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    that handbag does not go though.

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  38. Donna | February 12, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    I think she looks pretty. Mostly because she looks nothing like her usual-hideous self.

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  39. FRIST!!! | February 12, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    God he’s a douche, why is he such a douche? Who gives a shit about HER, she is nonexistent, but HIM??? He’s a fuckin DOUCHE..

    I bet Mike wants to drink him.

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  40. pantsless farter | February 12, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    It’s not as bad as Reese Witherspoon’s chin. But it’s pretty dang bad.

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  41. Whinnyhouse | February 12, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    Well she looks kinda pretty here, best I ever saw her.

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  42. AdamYYZ | February 12, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    She looks like a whore AND a corpse. “Whorpse” if you will.

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  43. isitin | February 12, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    May all those EMOS burn in hell!!!!!!!!!!

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  44. deez nuts on your chin | February 12, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    #16

    ashlee is 5’6 and her heels appear to be about 2 inches so i would guess he’s 5’8

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  45. fattie | February 12, 2008 at 8:33 pm

    She looks fine. You should go look at Jennifer Chiniston if you’re so obsessed with chins.

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  46. DeeDee | February 12, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    I am no fan, but I think she looks good. Nice skin and the hair color suits her well.

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  47. gotmilk? | February 12, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    those are more like 4 inch heels. she can barely stand in them.

    she looks like an Olson Twin reject except dirtier.

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  48. Realist | February 12, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    Uh, I was pretty sure she already had it shaved it down when she did her nose. It is looking bigger than it has been. Pete is 5’7

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  49. peggy-o | February 12, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    #40-
    maybe, but reese witherspoon doesn’t harass Burger King employees for kicks. ashlee is a talentless bitch.

    ’nuff said

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  50. Dorito Man | February 12, 2008 at 9:34 pm

    She’s cute as a button. I’d do her.

    But wtf is she with him. He’s a pillow biting little poof.

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