Ashlee Simpson wears a bikini

The Superficial | March 26, 2008 - 4:23 pm

The Sun posted these pics of Ashlee Simpson wearing a bikini in Jamaica while vacationing with Pete Wentz. I can’t tell if she’s rocking some implants but, if she is, they were probably installed at birth and confirm my long held theory about Joe Simpson: He loves America – a lot. I’m talking he wants to make love to the USA and not just “have sex.” Then they’d spoon on the couch and watch Atonement. Until Joe brings up getting implants again and they start arguing. He just wants you to look beautiful, America. But mostly in the Dakota region.

EDIT: Had to take down the images. Hit the link above to check them out.