Ashlee Simpson walks like an ostrich

September 24th, 2009 // 66 Comments

Here’s Ashlee Simpson leaving the David Hasselhoff and daughter-attended lingerie show she hosted last night, and maybe I’ve never noticed this before, but what the hell is going on with her neck? It’s like she’s constantly bobbing it forward in every shot, and oh, wait, she spent the night at her dad’s house again, didn’t she? Never mind.

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  1. Darth

    @50 She’d even might like the penis stuffing part.

  2. Elle

    What’s with those dumb ass poses, she is so clueless. that whole family are a bunch of inbred dumbasses. There was definitely some inbreeding going on Joe’s side of the family. And the way he looks at Jessica is very disturbing its like he’s ready to pounce.

    Jessica was doing the neck jerking thing too when she was singing that song A whole new world duet on the Alladin dvd with Nick. Even Nick glanced at her like wtf are you doing. She looked like a chicken head.

  3. Elle

    What’s with those dumb ass poses, she is so clueless. that whole family are a bunch of inbred dumbasses. There was definitely some inbreeding going on Joe’s side of the family. And the way he looks at Jessica is very disturbing its like he’s ready to pounce.

    Jessica was doing the neck jerking thing too when she was singing that song A whole new world duet on the Alladin dvd with Nick. Even Nick glanced at her like wtf are you doing. She looked like a chicken head.

  4. JoJo

    she never was the prettier one thats for sure… As dumb as jess is ateast she a more natural look … she looks good with makeup or without.. while ashlee is just average .. no amount of surgery is ever going to give her that va va voom !!!

  5. EuropeanGirl

    what the hell is she wearing?

  6. Maritza

    She looks like a bobble head.

  7. Drundel

    Ok, now for the important question, who is the cute chick in picture #8?

  8. jenn

    She’s always posed like this, I think to look shorter next to her really short husband. Google pictures of her when she was blonde and you will see how skinny she is now.

  9. jenn

    Oh, and in pic #8 she’s wish the gorgeous and healthy weighted Katie Cassidy. Wow, what a mistake to pose with KC when you look like Quasimodo.

  10. Richard Wm. Narlian

    #25,Randall.What the hell have you been smoking?The girl is obviously all plucked up.

  11. had red hair suits him a lot .. beautiful woman ..

  12. Heyyy ..! Dress is very elegant …

  13. Desiree

    Dude,I know it’s a lingire or however the heck you spell ot party thing but,really?? You know you are aloud to wear clothes sometimes? Your not at home Ashlee!!!! The 17th comment: That’s really NASTY! I am underage and I can see that,maybe you should keep that thought to your self. Back to the comment:Didn’t you have a kis Ashlee,great role model,now your kid is going to walk around naked. I feel bad for that kid,one of his parent’s is emo and doesn’t wear underwear and the other one is an overgrownbird,ugly,walks around pretty much naked and is just plain out stupid,isn’t that wonderful?!

  14. ‘With the feathered quill, it penciled in a beak grand and mighty, and a chin as a cliff, for the beaked ones to land upon, and eyes of wonk, to glaze over like a fine thanksgiving turkey”

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