Here’s Ashlee Simpson leaving the David Hasselhoff and daughter-attended lingerie show she hosted last night, and maybe I’ve never noticed this before, but what the hell is going on with her neck? It’s like she’s constantly bobbing it forward in every shot, and oh, wait, she spent the night at her dad’s house again, didn’t she? Never mind.
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Wooooo | September 24, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Wowzers maybe first!
Jenn | September 24, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Yikes! she looks anorexic.
Jenn | September 24, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Yikes, she looks anorexic in pic #10, or all the pics really.. Ew!
Amy | September 24, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Looks like she has a few ostrich feathers on her chest as well.
big alkie | September 24, 2009 at 4:39 pm
No…I’m the last of the do do’s!
Io | September 24, 2009 at 4:41 pm
maybe she thinks it makes her look thinner
Max Planck | September 24, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Where’s that little schlub she usually has in tow?
Lisatlantic | September 24, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Shot #9… crazy eyes.
glace neuf | September 24, 2009 at 5:00 pm
when photographed from the front, it makes you look thinner!
Courtyardpigeon | September 24, 2009 at 5:06 pm
why is crazy neck famous again? oh yes…she fakes singing for a career.
Cher | September 24, 2009 at 5:08 pm
#7 that’s awesome.
Yep, she’s the last do-do. dadodo-da-do-do-do….
huh? | September 24, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Coke makes you twitchy….
DrAero | September 24, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Christ look at her hideous chin. Time to get the chinplants taken out, , at this point you could strap that bitch to the front of a ship in the North Sea and use her as an ice breaker. That is gross as all hell.
It’s funny, she was a no talent hack singer, and now she’s a useless celebrity like the Kardashian Kunts.
Narcissist | September 24, 2009 at 5:15 pm
I think she’s in decline. And what’s with that outfit?
Suz | September 24, 2009 at 5:26 pm
she needs to eat a sandwitch!!!!
Suz | September 24, 2009 at 5:26 pm
she needs to eat a sandwitch!!!!
http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 24, 2009 at 5:28 pm
She’s trying to keep Pete Wentz’s sperm from sliding down her throat.
maeby | September 24, 2009 at 5:31 pm
i think i see nip on #9, post baby droopy boob nip
The Laughing G-D | September 24, 2009 at 5:33 pm
eh gads, looks like lurch or maybe she is just concentrating on walking, really, really, really hard.
Karmen | September 24, 2009 at 5:44 pm
She’s definitely not anorexic, if anything she’s trying to hide the fact that she’s gained weight.
I’ve seen pictures of her ALOT skinnier than this, and she isnt scooping like a pigeon in any of those.
Poor babies just self-conscious of being a fat ass :(
ash | September 24, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Looks like drugs to me
http://www.funderoos.com/ | September 24, 2009 at 6:05 pm
pointy chin.. why so pointy?
Delgo | September 24, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Christ, someone GIF it already
Anonymous | September 24, 2009 at 6:55 pm
I will never, ever understand how this skank can be famous. She does nothing and has no talent whatsoever. This country is fucked up.
Randal | September 24, 2009 at 6:57 pm
When the paintbrush of perfection was used with Ashlee, it started out with those long, silky, sexy legs. With a hint of oil, created her radiant and glowing skin. The dazzling secondary colors where then splashed perfectly on her face, finishing off with that burning red color hair of desire.
Looking like a woman more and more, Ashlee!
Randal
nysro | September 24, 2009 at 7:30 pm
She should stick to posing solo.. other people in the picures make her look that much more retarded. her god damned face pains me… she should have left it alone.. she was doing alright with big shnozz and isn’t doing much better with the new one.. plus it looks like shit.. along with whatever else she had done around the same time..
Alyssa | September 24, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Randal wants to splooge all over this horsey…
‘With the feathered quill, it penciled in a beak grand and mighty, and a chin as a cliff, for the beaked ones to land upon, and eyes of wonk, to glaze over like a fine thanksgiving turkey”
Nameless | September 24, 2009 at 8:15 pm
LOL at Ashlee Simpson hiking up her shorts to her armpits like some old spinster.
illy | September 24, 2009 at 8:16 pm
maybe she was giving head and it just……stuck there.
Danklin24 | September 24, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Fish you sure are obsessed with Joe Simpson. Does someone have a man crush? Jesus stop talking about him already, its fucking disturbing.
blame it on ROUGH DADDY | September 24, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Yeah this broad is dense, especially in her pursuit of “beauty”. She didn’t have a hook nose, it was a very distinctive indian head nose which was classic and aesthetic. That’s why Jessica is more revered visage wise. (not just for the melons)
Hotbox | September 24, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Besides the idiotic plastic surgery, this girl is making a very bad decision with posture and is going to have back problems her entire life. Take note girls, young and old, be proud of your titties. Jut them things out there as soon as they bud and get your shoulders back and neck straight for a lifetime without back trouble!
maya | September 24, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Her nose used to look better after it was first done and still swollen, now she just looks like all the other plastics.
mini | September 24, 2009 at 8:59 pm
What kind of good drugs is she taking. Oh, I know, the Hollywood Coke Diet Plan, it’s not drugs but a diet.
chopper | September 24, 2009 at 9:00 pm
she brings nothing to the table.. brains, looks, talent,,,, zero, nada , zilch.
so why in the world does she take up as much room as she does in anyones life other than her childs ?
lollollol | September 24, 2009 at 10:42 pm
haha wow shes unrecognizable with all that plastic. nasty bitch with a shitty voice.
borat | September 24, 2009 at 10:53 pm
@17 – don’t worry, it’s all going into his boyfriend’s backside
alisa | September 24, 2009 at 11:13 pm
she has verrrrry bad posture..
weirdo | September 24, 2009 at 11:34 pm
I wonder how she’d walk with my tongue stuck up her sweet ass?
LORD BYRON | September 25, 2009 at 1:04 am
pointy chin.. so pointy, pointy
anoint my balls.. anointy, nointy
puhleez | September 25, 2009 at 3:32 am
eww what is she doing?? that is not attractive…
estetik | September 25, 2009 at 7:47 am
like a skeleton..
Sarah | September 25, 2009 at 9:48 am
Actually, it looks like she’s having a hard time walking in her shoes, and she’s compensating by hunching forward and poking out her neck.
Most high heels have a little bit of a platform under the balls of the feet, and her shoes look like she doesn’t have much of anything. With as high as the heels are, she probably feels like she’s going to fall over.
I’d say the only crime she’s guilty of is not knowing how to walk in heels like that.
GROSS | September 25, 2009 at 11:02 am
She seriously needs help. DISGUSTING. She looks really old and frail and nasty.
Amy | September 25, 2009 at 1:33 pm
“44. GROSS – September 25, 2009 11:02 AM
She seriously needs help. DISGUSTING. She looks really old and frail and nasty.”
Oh stop being so fucking over dramatic, you assclown. Old? Grow up. I’m sure you’re a real piece of ass. I know, I know, you get more ass than anyone else at every one of the family reunions..
Bigo | September 25, 2009 at 3:22 pm
That’s what happens if you give too much head!
All Women Stalker | September 25, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Yeah, she probably hopes that doing that makes her look thinner.
-meream
FACE | September 25, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Just an awkward, talentless pop whore who should never be forgiven for going on a TV program with the world “LIVE” in its name and lip synching.
Name (required) | September 25, 2009 at 4:12 pm
That’s called BAD POSTURE!!
and @47 people do walk like that to make them look skinnier (taylor momsen) … but it doesn’t work … obviously.
Nero | September 25, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Does she have any problems with her neck?! Maybe i know a way to help her out?!