by headache I’m mean the head of my cock almost fell off while looking at her.
Interesting…the comments are criticizing a stupid girl for not knowing how to speak, and yet the “Note” at the bottom uses the wrong personal pronoun.
Isn’t it ironic? Dontcha think?
But seriously folks, why is her headband made out of yarn? Oh I get it…arts and crafts.
#16—there is no way she’s looking like fergie. ashlee is still cute enough for the average guy to let his kids swim around on her face. fergie looks like a fucking meth muppet. no way a boner is sticking around with her in the room.
Schlumpy Jess is still way sexier than Olive Oil here. I do not like this broad whatsoever. She makes Jess look like a road scholar. One bright spot in Ashlee’s new found fame though is that Daddy is now elbowing Jess out of the way for his new “Special Girl”. Maybe Jess will have the chance to go out and get laid by a non-related man….
#22 It’s not really ironic it’s coincidental, it’s ironic that you point out a mistake and now I point out that you are mistaken. :)
If we don’t buy the shoes, she won’t have a job.
Ba, ha, ha, ha, ha…Thanks! You’ve made me laugh more than this site has in a while!
As a Road scholar, I too can sell Sketchers
I believe it’s “Rhodes” scholar.
A Road Scholar is someone who is a cartographer, right?
I think it’s someone who’s an expert on tires, myself.
Kinda like the Michelin Man. He was a road scholar. Yep.
“Ashlee Simpson tries to speak, fails”
What a coincidence, her previous headlines said:
“Ashlee Simpson tries to sing, fails”
Does anyone even wear Sketchers anymore? Aren’t they like, shit you regret you liked from 2001?
with English skills like that, she has a great future working drive-thru windows at the fastfood retailer of her choise.
with English skills like that, she has a great future working drive-thru windows at the fastfood retailer of her choice.
with English skills like that she has a great future working the drive-thru window of the fastfood retailer of her choice.
wow! a triple post. don’t try this at home, people.
PrettyBaby I’m sad to have to tell you this, but because of the “road scholar” incident…you’ve been clowned!
You’ll be receiving a kit containg a Superfish issued clown wig, clow nose and clown shoes.
may god have mercy on your soul
I am sooo fine with it, Darlin’
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