Why is it always the idiots who have the money?
ASHLEE SIMPSON IS THE NEXT MICHAEL JACKSON! Not yet 25 and already has had 13+ plastic surgeries. Oops. I mean, only two. On the nose. That’s ALL. Nothing else has been done. Uhn uhn.
She looks like one of those 40 year old women who’s had too much plastic surgery and ends up looking older anyway.
I would totally bang her box out as long as she keeps her mouth shut.
I think that nose job is the best thing she could have done for her face. She looks less like Alice the Goon now. A little chin reduction surgery would not be a bad idea, though.
Maybe it was a pre-recorded statement that got messed up in the playback? I dunno….it’s gotta be hard to concentrate when your own father is checking you out.
She should get plastic surgery on her chin too. Then she can put plastic over her head and put a Mattel stamp on it.
since when did Ashley become hotter than Jessica?
There once was a chick named Ash
who made tons and tons of cash
Took her her home one night
found out she was tight
Then dropped a load in her ass.
… She couldn’t even be bothered to WEAR sketchers apparently.
“I look forward to representing Skechers clothing line; I also hope to add a few more pairs to my wardrobe.”
There you go girl, after an unintelligible first sentence, just bound right in to why you ever agreed to hawk Sketchers in the first pace…FOR THE FREE SHOES!
I wonder if she read those lines back, did a stupid little dance, then blamed her band…
Daddy must tell her to shut up during sex.
She’s the type of girl you’re fucking in the ass and won’t stop screaming stupid shit, so you have no choice but to give her the “ATM” followed by a “strawberry milkshake”………….
Her cleft chin scares me
“going to the beyond”
Is that like sucking to the suck, as in how Ashlee sucks.
I don’t think a mandate on knee-pad wearing would be necessary. She’s been wearing them for quite some time of her own volition. I mean, record deal… a not not bad singer?
Does anyone else think she looks a bit Fergie-in-the-face now?
The faker the boobs get, the smaller the brain gets…
What is wrong with this girl?
I looked at the close-ups and wondered why she was trying to maximize that awful cleft in her chin by putting darker make-up on it. Then I realized, horror of horros, she’s got a zit right there! Ashlee shouldn’t be worried about crappy shoes, she needs to get in line behind Jessica and start using and selling Proactive.
I got a headache just looking at her.
Zeebrat, you are right she is not even wearing Skechers.
Looks like she is wearing Converse.
That’s an enormous Faux Paux.
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