Ashlee Simpson thinks she’s the shit

edna you lovable she-whale. you never answered the question. what do you prefer, the hot dog or the taco?

#93: Maybe if you had a life other than the internet you could focus on things other than memorizing my way of speaking… grow up, child.

Holy crap Edna. I think at this point me being reported by you this many times means we’re commonlaw by now, doesn’t it? LET”S GET IT ON (puts on yellow rubber gloves and wiggles fingers)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#100, 101: You are both reported. I will clean up the internet.

oh fuck edna…what’s a girl gotta do to be reported?

Maybe if u had a life other than eating and preaching you’d have friends Edna

bitch, please. I just got here. looks like you’ve been up the old poop chute for a while now.

FINALLY!

#107: You are reported. #106: I have friends, and I’m guessing your education is lacking. Get off the internet and read a book.

once again, to the tune of ‘mandy’:

oh edna,
you left and we all really missed you,
And now finally i’ve been reported,
edna…

#102 Edna, isn’t that funny? it seems to me you are the one who don’t have a life other than the internet.

If you stopped obsessing over me, maybe you could focus on being a good person.

Actually my education is not lacking- I have a masters and am doing a 2nd degree right now…so suck my dogs cock…oh wait thats ur mum isnt it?!

And Stallion said “let the fat get fatter and they shall die of the heartattack that holy cheetos will bistow on to them” “he who can preach the word of god and eat that many cheeseburgers and not be able to see their feet will live a great life in the superficial world” (Stallion: post whatever number it ends up : whatever time :April 26 2006)

somebody, please, make up some t-shirts with “Edna Reported Me, and I went back for more”. or something way funnier-I’m not witty today. I will buy at least ten.

#113: You are reported, and do you think that makes you sound intellgent? Dosen’t really prove anything… think about that for a while, then grow up, then get back to me. For now, I’m ignoring and not read any posts you put up.

Jesus H.Christ people! Can’t you see she’s on a God given mission to clean up the internet. Of course she should probably take her picture off the internet, that would help.

seriously edna, the hot dog or the taco??

WTF, if my sister said that i would kick her in the ass. what a beatch. I love it!
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

Hey Edna – Since you are on a first name basis with Jebus -you will know the answer to this.

I live in Dover PA and that ass clown Pat Robertson says everyone who lives here is going to hell. Is he a total douchebag?

Wahey…so Edna reports me and then refuses to read my posts…other people reunite against Edna in the name of all that’s good…do some extra from me…the old battleaxe won’t read mina apparently…fat whore,he rolls of flab are probably restricting vision

#109 – Oh EDNA! “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” YOU of all people are accusing OTHERS of not being educated?!?!?!? Hell truly HAS frozen over. WOW.

#118: You are reported

aaaaawwwwwwww…poor jammydodger. that’s okay, i’ll make fun of her extra for you.

fucking hell edna….you made jammydodger upset. i’m sending some bad vodoo karma your way

116 – The real Edna has immaculate grammar. You are an imposter. REPORTED.
Hey, did you guys hear that Ashlee Simpson thinks she’s the shit?! What a bitch!

Oh you star Chanel_bear!

#124: You are reported.

maybe she meant she looks like shit?

okay, i’m up to twice reported, how many times has she done you guys?

Well in my dreams loads!!! Oh Eddie poos…open wide

edna loves the cunt. she goes to bars and picks up 20 something bi-curious girls and takes them back to her place playing the “mother figure” or the “free bible give away” or the “free twinkies and beer at my place” scams. then, when the girls are there and scared of edna’s massive shadow and rolling curves of fat… she forces them into dirty lesbian sex with them. the whole time shes licking and fingering wet shaven pussy she thinks “oh lord, punish me for my evil ways” and when its all done, and shes given a rim job to every 20 year old girl in the tri state area, she feels the need to preach to others to divert attn away from her own sins. for shame edna. i see your unpure mind, i hear your dirty thoughts. i know the things that turn you on when you think no one is watching. you are the last person to be preaching about moral character. you are reported edna. YOU are reported, and not to any earthly government entity… You are reported to the lord god almighty. may his wrath be as great as your waist.

I will stop this nasty internet talk. Just because you are on the internet does not mean you can say what you please.

Blessed is he in the name of good shepheards his weak through the valley of darkness.

#133: You are reported.

Ahh edna, your neglect pains me . .and as far as your “reporting” goes . . . how is it that whomever you report to is above the 1st constitutional amendment of free speech? Or did you skip that chapter of American history in your Bible Belt education?

Ms Bambrick, I think you should report me as well, because my name is Mohammad and I could be a threat to the national security.

Before you start calling people ignorant, do you what ignorant is, lady?

I just think this is probably what’s in your head right now:

A Muzzie converts to Christian = Hallelujah!
A Christian converts to Muzzie = terrorist.

#131 You’re right- and u made Edna realise shes a dirty little whore and she reported herself!

133. Posted by Edna Bambrick on April 26, 2006 06:07 PM

#133: You are reported.

damn girl, you’re reporting YOURSELF now?

everyone hide the children the towel heads got a fucking bomb!

jammydodger is my new favourite person

#136: You are reported.

#138: You are reported.

edna, jesus called again and said that if you don’t stop calling him he is going to have you reported for stalking.

Smut, nothing but smut.

about fucking time bitch. i been on here insulting your lard ass for days… and have yet to get reported.
ps. go fuck yourself k? k. thanks bye.

Thanks Chanel_bear…that last one was just for you ;-) ohh and of course Eddie…speaking of which…Edna dear, I’ve told you I dont like it when u masterbate over barney infront of me…I know u like big purple things but please stop!!

Is everyone happy?

Posted by Edna Bambrick on April 26, 2006 06:06 PM

I will stop this nasty internet talk. Just because you are on the internet does not mean you can say what you please.

It doesn’t? Okay, Internet Gestapo, put down the crack pipe, learn to spell, and move to China. I hear their internet is just what you’ve been dreaming of.

And P.S., everyone knows you’re just pretending to be Edna. You suck at it. But then you’re used to sucking, aren’t you, faux-Edna?

that’s it….i’m calling the pope on you! nobody calls me smut and gets away with it. oh wait, i’m not catholic am i?

Edna, I saw that pancake you keep wrapped around your neck, are you going to share or eat it all yourself? Bitch.

#142 love it!! Almost as much as Edna loves my bike in her anus