Ashlee Simpson is officially Ashlee Wentz. In a move destined to doom her even further into obscurity than her music career already has, Ashlee felt it wise to take on the name of her new husband – seen here with a plate over his face. He did get my letters! People reports:
Pete Wentz says he left the name change decision to his wife. “These decisions with Ashlee and her name are all completely up to Ashlee,” Wentz says. “I want her to do these kinds of things the way she wants to do them.”
Still, he admits, he was flattered. “Oh man, I was like upgrade me! You know what I’m saying? The Wentz family, our Christmas card just got upgraded!” he says. “It feels insane. It feels unreal.”
For those of you unable to zoom in, or with poor vision, Pete’s paper plate mask reads “Your ad could be here. E-mail Jon@Douchebag.com.” When I read something like that and hear Pete say “Upgrade me!,” I can’t help but feel overjoyed that these two reproduced. (Side note: I express joy through punching. Vigorous punching.) Now where’s the happy couple? I’ve got some brass joy I can’t wait to share with them. Ha ha! So happy!
dano | May 28, 2008 at 1:07 pm
1st
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 28, 2008 at 1:08 pm
The must have shared girly giggles about that clever little trick for hours.
Jimbo | May 28, 2008 at 1:08 pm
He is so hot.
nini | May 28, 2008 at 1:08 pm
stupid .. ass
Veroonica | May 28, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Pete used to use “spunk”, instead of “ad” on his paper plate, but he’s a married man now! He has to get his kicks at the wayside like everybody else.
nipolian | May 28, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Those crazy kids………always up to some sort of douchefuckery.
jvoss101 | May 28, 2008 at 1:14 pm
first!
Jackson | May 28, 2008 at 1:15 pm
DRRRR….AT LEAST SHE DOESN’T USE BUTTPADS AND PHOTOSHOP TO HIDE HER FAT LIKE KIM KARDASKANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BY THE WAY, I’M A HUUUUGE FUCKING RETARD….DRRRR
sportsdvl | May 28, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Does anyone believe either of them are smart enough to spell things on that paper plate themselves? You know they had someone else write it.
Oh, speaking of douche bags – #1 – you are one too!
Jumpin_J | May 28, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Who says there’s no truth in advertising? You go, douche, er, Jon!
HuckyDucky | May 28, 2008 at 1:28 pm
I actually think this guy is pretty cool. Seems like an awfully nice guy. He’s a good bass player, and I like the sound of his band. Good luck to them.
Ted from LA | May 28, 2008 at 1:29 pm
HOLY COW!!!!!! What the fuck is the deal with those sunglasses? Cubs WIN, Cubs WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jvoss101 | May 28, 2008 at 1:33 pm
pete’s from fall out boy, right? i like their ‘we’re going down,down’ (title?) song
WentzWurth | May 28, 2008 at 1:44 pm
I’ve love to punch that emo fag in his cunt.
Flurggggghhhhhhh | May 28, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Paper plates are amazing.
Guy | May 28, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Needs mental help if he thinks thats funny. I’m surprised she let him do something as retarded as that. Normally stupid girls hate anything bizarre like that and get embarrassed if their boyfriends act up and do something like that.
Dave | May 28, 2008 at 1:50 pm
i fucking hate that whiny little fucker, what a total douchebag someone should tell him he looks like a fag with all that makeup seriously standards have dropped pretty far for rock stars
Drunkman | May 28, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Who do you think spends more time on their hair…her or him?
peggy-o | May 28, 2008 at 2:00 pm
12-
hilarious!
big teeth | May 28, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Nice chin job hachet face..
NorCal | May 28, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Is he wearing a shrug? the short sweatshirt thing is for chix only dill weed
Griff Mills | May 28, 2008 at 2:36 pm
I think the paper plate thing is a douchebag move….I can see them sitting and giggling….”hey, Ash, this will be sooooo funny”….douche
havoc | May 28, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I thought it read MyBalls@YourChin.com…
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Auntie Kryst | May 28, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Maybe this emo douchefucker is frond of interweb lately? Did anyone tell that fucking asian phishing spammer that Pete’s face is up for sale??
#12 nice one! That deserves an ice cold Budweiser.
Melissa | May 28, 2008 at 2:54 pm
That stupid plate is rather fetching. That’s the best he’s ever looked!
My Penis | May 28, 2008 at 2:56 pm
My fist wants to take out some ad space, what’s that site called again?
snarky | May 28, 2008 at 3:02 pm
now if only they could get one for her face too
snarky | May 28, 2008 at 3:04 pm
…although they would probably have to make a cut out in the plate to accommodate her chin
BonaventureBassett | May 28, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Is anyone really surprised that Pete Wentz has an @douchebag e-mail account?
Also, #11: we all know that’s you, Ashlee. No one else on earth and stand this tool, so you can stop hiding behind the HuckyDucky handle.
Kim Lard-ass-ian | May 28, 2008 at 3:16 pm
women who take mens names when they get married are as thick as pig shit. Pathetic bitch Ashleeeeee SIMPSON
9 inches of pain | May 28, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Brass Joy? HILARIOUS
justifiable | May 28, 2008 at 4:08 pm
If Michael Vick had had any damn sense, he’d have trained those pit bulls to maul frisbees and he’d be a hero this very minute.
Tanya | May 28, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I see a baby bump!!!
jvoss101 | May 28, 2008 at 4:37 pm
where the hell do people get all the energy to hate celebs so much? *working up motivation, working up motivation* …they should just kill each other… *whooo, that was tough…*
oakling | May 28, 2008 at 4:42 pm
jesus christ. UPGRADE ME? let’s ALL punch him in the face.
bubba | May 28, 2008 at 6:31 pm
FIRST!!!!!
britney's weave | May 28, 2008 at 6:49 pm
from the thumbnails it simply looks like she’s walking around with jack, from the jack-in-the-box commercials.
so fucking lame.
justifiable | May 28, 2008 at 9:16 pm
#37 No way, Jack’s beef is tasty!
kelly | May 29, 2008 at 8:15 am
is it sad that i emailed that email address… just to see? LOL
HuckyDucky | May 29, 2008 at 9:48 am
It’s the real HuckyDucky. And yes I said that about this guy.
Listen, it’s a rarity that band members can play their instruments these days. And this guy is a good bass player in a band of other good musicians.
Yes, the emo haircut looks faggy. And I would wear one myself if I could be in a good band instead of in front of my computer all day.
Rex | May 29, 2008 at 11:25 am
What a ^%$&$%$ woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The magazine SEEKING GOSSIP reported her joined the beautiful women for wealthy men personals site “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” and she is mentioned to find her
sugar boy there! the magazine foolx she????????????or fools us????
Danklin24 | May 29, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Upgrade me? What the hell does that even mean? Either way its quite possibly the gayest thing a married gay man has ever said.
Cougar Texas | June 1, 2008 at 12:25 am
He really is a Jerry’s Kids Marathon in the making. This guy looks like he’s about 15 1/2 years old and he looks like he NEVER washes his hair. I’m just at a stuttering fucking loss for words at the idea of procreation with this tard.