Ashlee Simpson steps out with the prego-boobs

July 2nd, 2008 // 52 Comments

Ashlee Simpson ventured out in public last night and displayed her expanding mammaries. Somewhere Joe Simpson just tipped backwards in his chair yelling “Yippee!” That said, I’m glad to see Ashlee’s doing well. You know what I hear is awesome for prenatal development? Topless wrestling with your older sister. I’m pretty sure I read that in a book somewhere. Okay, maybe it was more like a couple of piece of papers I made a flipbook out of. Ooh, wait, shut up. This is the part where Batman shows up to referee. “Fight fair,” he says. BOOOOO! KILL THE REF! Preferably with a nipple!

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  1. Hugh Jass

    Oh look, its the most USELESS bitch in the entire world! What can she do once the kid is born and the pix have been sold…I KNOW! start a jewelry line for QVC! THATS a bold new direction for her career! Her excellent, wonderful, interesting, exciting career! And DON’T get me started on her lovely baby-daddy who would rather be banging another guy. Awesome!

  2. Modwild

    I feel sorry for her. She doesn’t even now who the hell she is. She completely changed for her baby daddy. It’s freaky, bra less or not.

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