Ashlee Simpson went on the drunken offensive Monday night when Pete Wentz and she sat next to his ex Michelle Trachtenberg at the DJ Hero party. Things were cordial until Ashlee turned into Bourbon She-Ra. Then the shit was on. Page Six reports:
“Things got out of control,” an insider was quoted. An increasingly loud Simpson began to give Wentz a lap dance while staring directly at Michelle and hurling insults at her. “She was grinding up on Pete like a stripper. It was actually pretty disgusting,” a witness told the Web site.
Things reached a climax when Simpson screamed at a confused Trachtenberg, “I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was [fucking] him!”
The most amazing part of this story? Ashlee’s rep actually confirmed it:
Trachtenberg’s spokesperson didn’t return Page Six’s calls. But Simpson’s rep said, “It was just a misunderstanding. Ashlee has since apologized to Michelle and they remain on good terms.”
Yes, because telling a woman her boyfriend’s penis was in your vagina during their committed relationship is just a minor faux pas. Sort of like forgetting to use the salad fork instead of the dinner fork. But you get chlamydia.
Thanks to Kristin who hates cheaters. (Except me because it’s adorable when I do it. True story.)
Anonymous | June 4, 2009 at 2:57 pm
And this no-talent skank is famous…….unreal.
Danno | June 4, 2009 at 2:57 pm
meanie.
Max Planck | June 4, 2009 at 3:03 pm
So the real score here is:
Trachtenberg=winner
Wentz=loser
Simpson=perpetual loser
(Just look at them if you don’t believe.)
hahaha | June 4, 2009 at 3:04 pm
having sex with someone else’s boyfriend is trashy. since when are people proud of being “the other woman”? Does she have any class at all? if you’re going to do it at least have the decency to realize that it’s skanky and keep it under wraps…oh and banging Pete Wentz is not something to be proud of either.
Ashlee Simpson | June 4, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Daddy always told me my lap dances were best…even better than Jess’
Max Planck | June 4, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Trachtenberg lands on her feet.
Simpson lands on her back.
Surprise!
Joe Simpson | June 4, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Jess’ can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch though.
Anon | June 4, 2009 at 3:15 pm
#6
I’ll have to remember that for the future.
Chatham | June 4, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Hey Ash– if he did it WITH you, he’ll do it TO you.
Sportsdvl | June 4, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Does anyone believe Wentz even has a penis and if he does, that it has EVER been in a vagina?
R | June 4, 2009 at 3:26 pm
At least she doesn’t deny it. I give Simpson credit for at least taking responsibility.
Jeezy | June 4, 2009 at 3:31 pm
@10: My thoughts exactly. Wentz is the most feminine “male” around.
mafme | June 4, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Pete Wentz and she…
just saying :)
mafme | June 4, 2009 at 3:42 pm
What a piece of shit for just sitting there why his bitch was being such a total piece of shit. Just one big pile of shit there.
Gay-Ola | June 4, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Pete Wentz is a lesbian. Or gay?
friendlyfires | June 4, 2009 at 3:56 pm
The furry hobbit leaves the haughty hottie for the naughty nottie? Ashley must have like super vagina muscles, 999 times out of a thousand, a guy leaves a hot rich bitch for a pig because the pig KNOWS HOW TO FUCK LIKE DEMENTED SHE WHORE FROM BANGKOK … or Manila … either one … I’m not bothered … I’m still nursing welts on my skull from those Ricci thrown bricks .. oh no …BACK OFF CHRISTINE, I’LL HAVE SEX WITH YOU ONE MORE TIME .. excuse me, I’m gonna have demented whore sex with Christina Ricci … sigh
memo | June 4, 2009 at 4:00 pm
haha, i love how pete hardly does anything and everyone’s hating on him. There is something douchy about him.
Valerie | June 4, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Dude, what a PSYCHO! What the fuck is she so insecure about that she felt the need to freak out like that? Weird.
addled | June 4, 2009 at 4:15 pm
because pete wentz is such a score.
Maloo | June 4, 2009 at 4:17 pm
She is going to get fat just like her over weight no talent brainless sister.
pjamarama | June 4, 2009 at 4:17 pm
hands up if you think ashlees going the same way as brit/lilo?
that said. she must be a bit naive thinking she’s going to keep pete if she was the other woman to start with.once a cheater always a cheater.
And isn’t she supposed to be pregnant again… if the rumours are true then drinking and foetuses do not mix….
knew she was a bit silly when i heard she thinks having another baby will strengthen the rocky relationship….does that ever work??
DCMikeRotch | June 4, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Wow, REAL classy. And during, Pete craps himself in the wrong choice he made.
That’s how guys work, ladies. A drunken lap dance in fact is NOT carte blanche.
Plus that wasn’t his boner she was feeling rub against her–it was her old nose.
Weswie | June 4, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Eh. They are both fugly anyway.
Weswie | June 4, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Eh. They are both fugly anyway.
Ronni | June 4, 2009 at 4:21 pm
That’s so disgusting. That bitch needs to get her shit together, Michelle was very classy for not reacting to that drunken slander, kudos to her. I tell you, you can take a girl out of the inbred, hick, white trash south, but you can’t take it out of her.
taywhit | June 4, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Classy. Real classy.
Ashley, chill out, and please, for the love of god change your hair color!
mike | June 4, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Pete stayed flaccid through the whole lap dance, so really nobody won.
She's a total DUMBASS | June 4, 2009 at 4:41 pm
So, ASSHOLE simpson was drunk again? Shocker, she’s a total lush; anyone remember her drunkenly jumping across the counter at a McDonalds video? And, ASSHOLE was cursing at another woman, while fake fucking her gay-boy husband? Another shocker; isn’t this the same woman who said on Howard Stern that she likes getting fucked in the ass? Yeah, real classy, ASSHOLE…
ROUGH daddy | June 4, 2009 at 4:52 pm
If youre keeping score here’s the winner:
http://www.celebflix.com/free_sm/index/m/michelle_trachtenberg/m01.mpg
Ellie | June 4, 2009 at 4:54 pm
She’s right behind Courtney Love letting some random unknown guy suck on her boob in some restaurant. They fall farther and farther until nobody cares. That is one woman who should NEVER drink. She’s too stupid to handle liquor.
Ellie | June 4, 2009 at 4:54 pm
She’s right behind Courtney Love letting some random unknown guy suck on her boob in some restaurant. They fall farther and farther until nobody cares. That is one woman who should NEVER drink. She’s too stupid to handle liquor.
Initial_G | June 4, 2009 at 4:57 pm
The hilarious thing is that Ashlee morphed herself into a Michelle Trachtenberg wannabee/lookalike.
dirk | June 4, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Pete still longs for his ex jewess.
Alex | June 4, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Trachtenberg is all class. She’s fucking harriet the spy for gods sake.
You didn’t post Michelle’s response. She was confused by the tirade. She responded, “I’ve never said bad things about you. I’m happy for you guys.”
alex | June 4, 2009 at 5:04 pm
ashley simpson used to be hot after her nose job, but then she got knocked up and it ruined her. you ladies should take note, getting pregnant is a horrible disgusting thing that makes you horrible and disgusting….no exceptions….also, every guy everywhere agrees….and it turns you racist….also, disagreeing with that fact also makes you a racist.
Somebody is drinking at the office again!
hooray!
LilosPuss | June 4, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Tratch the Stinky Snatch, and the other two = Manaja FUG!
therush | June 4, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Who the fuck is Michelle Trachtenberg?
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | June 4, 2009 at 5:07 pm
damn, Pete sure downgraded to Ashley, Trachtenberg is way hotter then Ashley has ever been.
richard | June 4, 2009 at 5:12 pm
definitely a solid downgrade
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | June 4, 2009 at 5:20 pm
@37 She is Buffy’s hot little sister
The Listener | June 4, 2009 at 5:36 pm
#5 LOL
Maybe this embarrassment will make Ashlee understand what the word “moderation” means. Drinking is fine, but getting plastered in public is downright stupid.
Mmmhmm | June 4, 2009 at 5:39 pm
39 you got that right
titsonsnack | June 4, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Ashlee (god even the spelling of her name is annoying) Simpson is right up there in the realm of Heidi Montag annoying/why do you exist. Everything about her is just god damn terrible and annoying. The idea of her “grinding” against any one or any thing kind of gives me the vomits, and as if Pete motherfucking Wentz isn’t already out there banging a thousand guys and girls and sheep behind her back.
Looks like she’s gotten more facial reconstruction, too.
tc | June 4, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Hey Trachtenberg. Did you ever give some consideration to all the greenhouse gases and trees which needed to be cut down to supply your face with all that make-up ?
native new yorker | June 4, 2009 at 6:11 pm
@44
I’m sure she’s reading your stupid shit posts. Go toss Pete Wentz’ salad
ltestington | June 4, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Um Ashlee man not know the shit-storm she stepped into hell hath no fury like a Buffy fan scorned
Miss Brown Eyes | June 4, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Looks like Ashlee is just trying to make sure she makes the highlight reel at the Saturday street party in the trailer park…
Where’s Joe Francis when you need him…. easy as pie money with her Trailer Park girls gone wild.
I’m surprised we didn’t see their marriage on My Big Fat Redneck Wedding
(I apologize to all the true rednecks out there!)
Kathleen | June 4, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Michelle Trachtenberg is gorgeous and can actually act.
No-talent Simpson needs to quit being a “celebrity” for good.
P.S. Michelle has beautiful skin!! And I look like her :)
herbiefrog | June 4, 2009 at 9:58 pm
=actor : )
so are we votinng NO ?
Alli Watermelon | June 4, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Audrina EATS??? *gasp* I figured she’d be surviving off a feeding tube by now. Nice hip bones, skeletor.