Ashlee Simpson starts shit with Michelle Trachtenberg

June 4th, 2009 // 66 Comments

Ashlee Simpson went on the drunken offensive Monday night when Pete Wentz and she sat next to his ex Michelle Trachtenberg at the DJ Hero party. Things were cordial until Ashlee turned into Bourbon She-Ra. Then the shit was on. Page Six reports:

“Things got out of control,” an insider was quoted. An increasingly loud Simpson began to give Wentz a lap dance while staring directly at Michelle and hurling insults at her. “She was grinding up on Pete like a stripper. It was actually pretty disgusting,” a witness told the Web site.
Things reached a climax when Simpson screamed at a confused Trachtenberg, “I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was [fucking] him!”

The most amazing part of this story? Ashlee’s rep actually confirmed it:

Trachtenberg’s spokesperson didn’t return Page Six’s calls. But Simpson’s rep said, “It was just a misunderstanding. Ashlee has since apologized to Michelle and they remain on good terms.”

Yes, because telling a woman her boyfriend’s penis was in your vagina during their committed relationship is just a minor faux pas. Sort of like forgetting to use the salad fork instead of the dinner fork. But you get chlamydia.

Thanks to Kristin who hates cheaters. (Except me because it’s adorable when I do it. True story.)

Photos: Fame

  1. Anonymous

    And this no-talent skank is famous…….unreal.

  2. Danno


  3. Max Planck

    So the real score here is:



    Simpson=perpetual loser

    (Just look at them if you don’t believe.)

  4. hahaha

    having sex with someone else’s boyfriend is trashy. since when are people proud of being “the other woman”? Does she have any class at all? if you’re going to do it at least have the decency to realize that it’s skanky and keep it under wraps…oh and banging Pete Wentz is not something to be proud of either.

  5. Ashlee Simpson

    Daddy always told me my lap dances were best…even better than Jess’

  6. Max Planck

    Trachtenberg lands on her feet.

    Simpson lands on her back.


  7. Joe Simpson

    Jess’ can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch though.

  8. Anon

    I’ll have to remember that for the future.

  9. Chatham

    Hey Ash– if he did it WITH you, he’ll do it TO you.

  10. Does anyone believe Wentz even has a penis and if he does, that it has EVER been in a vagina?

  11. R

    At least she doesn’t deny it. I give Simpson credit for at least taking responsibility.

  12. Jeezy

    @10: My thoughts exactly. Wentz is the most feminine “male” around.

  13. mafme

    Pete Wentz and she…

    just saying :)

  14. mafme

    What a piece of shit for just sitting there why his bitch was being such a total piece of shit. Just one big pile of shit there.

  15. Gay-Ola

    Pete Wentz is a lesbian. Or gay?

  16. friendlyfires

    The furry hobbit leaves the haughty hottie for the naughty nottie? Ashley must have like super vagina muscles, 999 times out of a thousand, a guy leaves a hot rich bitch for a pig because the pig KNOWS HOW TO FUCK LIKE DEMENTED SHE WHORE FROM BANGKOK … or Manila … either one … I’m not bothered … I’m still nursing welts on my skull from those Ricci thrown bricks .. oh no …BACK OFF CHRISTINE, I’LL HAVE SEX WITH YOU ONE MORE TIME .. excuse me, I’m gonna have demented whore sex with Christina Ricci … sigh

  17. memo

    haha, i love how pete hardly does anything and everyone’s hating on him. There is something douchy about him.

  18. Valerie

    Dude, what a PSYCHO! What the fuck is she so insecure about that she felt the need to freak out like that? Weird.

  19. addled

    because pete wentz is such a score.

  20. Maloo

    She is going to get fat just like her over weight no talent brainless sister.

  21. hands up if you think ashlees going the same way as brit/lilo?
    that said. she must be a bit naive thinking she’s going to keep pete if she was the other woman to start with.once a cheater always a cheater.
    And isn’t she supposed to be pregnant again… if the rumours are true then drinking and foetuses do not mix….
    knew she was a bit silly when i heard she thinks having another baby will strengthen the rocky relationship….does that ever work??

  22. DCMikeRotch

    Wow, REAL classy. And during, Pete craps himself in the wrong choice he made.

    That’s how guys work, ladies. A drunken lap dance in fact is NOT carte blanche.

    Plus that wasn’t his boner she was feeling rub against her–it was her old nose.

  23. Weswie

    Eh. They are both fugly anyway.

  24. Weswie

    Eh. They are both fugly anyway.

  25. Ronni

    That’s so disgusting. That bitch needs to get her shit together, Michelle was very classy for not reacting to that drunken slander, kudos to her. I tell you, you can take a girl out of the inbred, hick, white trash south, but you can’t take it out of her.

  26. Classy. Real classy.

    Ashley, chill out, and please, for the love of god change your hair color!

  27. mike

    Pete stayed flaccid through the whole lap dance, so really nobody won.

  28. She's a total DUMBASS

    So, ASSHOLE simpson was drunk again? Shocker, she’s a total lush; anyone remember her drunkenly jumping across the counter at a McDonalds video? And, ASSHOLE was cursing at another woman, while fake fucking her gay-boy husband? Another shocker; isn’t this the same woman who said on Howard Stern that she likes getting fucked in the ass? Yeah, real classy, ASSHOLE…

  29. Ellie

    She’s right behind Courtney Love letting some random unknown guy suck on her boob in some restaurant. They fall farther and farther until nobody cares. That is one woman who should NEVER drink. She’s too stupid to handle liquor.

  30. Ellie

    She’s right behind Courtney Love letting some random unknown guy suck on her boob in some restaurant. They fall farther and farther until nobody cares. That is one woman who should NEVER drink. She’s too stupid to handle liquor.

  31. Initial_G

    The hilarious thing is that Ashlee morphed herself into a Michelle Trachtenberg wannabee/lookalike.

  32. dirk

    Pete still longs for his ex jewess.

  33. Alex

    Trachtenberg is all class. She’s fucking harriet the spy for gods sake.

    You didn’t post Michelle’s response. She was confused by the tirade. She responded, “I’ve never said bad things about you. I’m happy for you guys.”

  34. alex

    ashley simpson used to be hot after her nose job, but then she got knocked up and it ruined her. you ladies should take note, getting pregnant is a horrible disgusting thing that makes you horrible and disgusting….no exceptions….also, every guy everywhere agrees….and it turns you racist….also, disagreeing with that fact also makes you a racist.

    Somebody is drinking at the office again!

  35. LilosPuss

    Tratch the Stinky Snatch, and the other two = Manaja FUG!

  36. therush

    Who the fuck is Michelle Trachtenberg?

  37. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere

    damn, Pete sure downgraded to Ashley, Trachtenberg is way hotter then Ashley has ever been.

  38. richard

    definitely a solid downgrade

  39. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere

    @37 She is Buffy’s hot little sister

  40. The Listener

    #5 LOL

    Maybe this embarrassment will make Ashlee understand what the word “moderation” means. Drinking is fine, but getting plastered in public is downright stupid.

  41. Mmmhmm

    39 you got that right

  42. titsonsnack

    Ashlee (god even the spelling of her name is annoying) Simpson is right up there in the realm of Heidi Montag annoying/why do you exist. Everything about her is just god damn terrible and annoying. The idea of her “grinding” against any one or any thing kind of gives me the vomits, and as if Pete motherfucking Wentz isn’t already out there banging a thousand guys and girls and sheep behind her back.

    Looks like she’s gotten more facial reconstruction, too.

  43. tc

    Hey Trachtenberg. Did you ever give some consideration to all the greenhouse gases and trees which needed to be cut down to supply your face with all that make-up ?

  44. native new yorker


    I’m sure she’s reading your stupid shit posts. Go toss Pete Wentz’ salad

  45. ltestington

    Um Ashlee man not know the shit-storm she stepped into hell hath no fury like a Buffy fan scorned

  46. Miss Brown Eyes

    Looks like Ashlee is just trying to make sure she makes the highlight reel at the Saturday street party in the trailer park…

    Where’s Joe Francis when you need him…. easy as pie money with her Trailer Park girls gone wild.

    I’m surprised we didn’t see their marriage on My Big Fat Redneck Wedding

    (I apologize to all the true rednecks out there!)

  47. Kathleen

    Michelle Trachtenberg is gorgeous and can actually act.
    No-talent Simpson needs to quit being a “celebrity” for good.

    P.S. Michelle has beautiful skin!! And I look like her :)

  48. herbiefrog

    =actor : )

    so are we votinng NO ?

  49. Alli Watermelon

    Audrina EATS??? *gasp* I figured she’d be surviving off a feeding tube by now. Nice hip bones, skeletor.

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