Ashlee Simpson sounds like an awesome pregnant woman

September 8th, 2009 // 34 Comments

On an upcoming appearance for The Rachael Ray Show, Ashlee Simpson reveals she was an incredibly limber during her pregnancy, according to Us Magazine:

“I could do the splits when I was nine months pregnant,” she says. “I could put my leg over my head still. I used to be a ballerina.”

Wow. I never really understood the usefulness of pregnant women, but now I see they can fit in tight spaces, so one of them should change my oil. No, really, it’ll be just like Lamaze once you ignore the raccoon stuck in my radiator. Which reminds me, bring a knife.

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  1. slutbag

    lol first

  2. DrAero

    This chick is still 100% grade A useless. She could not sing, she can not act, and she has had enough plastic surgery to make her nearly unrecognizable from her original face. What a worthless cunt.

  3. LAWDY,LAWDY...

    Gawd…when is she going back to BLONDE, cuz she is one fugly redhead.

  4. Alyssa

    so skinny… remember when she was pudgy? This is basically all she can do – starve herself. what a useless piece of cunt

  5. chupacabra

    she’s a big FAT LIAR!

  6. chupacabra

    she’s a big FAT LIAR!

  7. Dee

    I need pictures. Otherwise, it never happened.

  8. Umm…random! Whats with the orange oompa loompa tan?

  9. surprisingly she is almost attractive now… wtf?

  10. Mike

    She keeps getting more attractive, while her man-cow sister keeps getting less attractive.

    The sister with the big cans at an early age always peak early, then gets fat and squat (like Jessica) while the skinny younger sister blossoms later in life.

    It’s like the younger sister drifts in the big tittied one’s shadow, then emerges glorious.

  11. titsonsnack

    This bitch could get plastic surgery until she looked like a goddess, she’d still give me the heebie-jeebies. She just grosses me out. She looks like she saves her farts in little plastic bags, and eats her own snot.

  12. Stephanie

    Both of the sisters look like their eyes are pointing in different directions..it’s weird. If God had never told papa joe to pimp out his kids..they’d probably still be living like us lowly heathens who can’t afford, or don’t need plastic surgery to make us less painful to look at.

  13. sarah

    Actually, most women in their last trimester are very flexible due to the hips moving out and tendons relaxing, making room for birthin’ babies. She’s not unique in this respect.

  14. Kimberly

    Isn’t that actually really unhealthy?

    Why is she bragging that she used to be a ballerina? I saw her dance…Nothing special…

  15. richard prickier

    She’s a no-talent cunt

  16. Ralph

    Her face looks soooo plastic. She could be one of the desperate housewives or any of many of the other “celebrity” whoars.

  17. Ralph

    Her face looks soooo plastic. She could be one of the desperate housewives or any of many of the other “celebrity” whoars.

  18. ROUGH daddy

    I wish i could give her the hook each time shes appear on my monitor…You know who get the hooks right?

  19. Maximillian

    Who is managing this chica? Dry up that facial oil and get her back to blonde and washing her hair regularly. However, nice to know she knew not to eat like a cow.

  20. I was fawking Pete before you annonced you were pregnant

    If you can put your leg over your head then that means that you can put your foot in your mouth and STFU!!!!!

  21. me

    LOL at #20!

    WHY is she even on this site again?? Her and Speidi should go away to a far, far universe and talk about their plastic surgery together all day.

  22. ling

    she is so dumb. i dont care how much surgery she gets, or how anorexic she is, she will always look like this to me

    http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1299767/article_images/headline_1178208373.jpg

  23. clpierced

    #10-Mike

    I almost feel like you were that younger sister you explained. you used to be the ugly duckling and now you are the moooossttt beautiful younger sister in the world!!!! am i right? its ok you can cry on my shoulder and then go down on me :)

  24. romo

    Do all these wannabe celebritards come with a wonk eye these days? It’s got to be great to be a photographer and yell something like “Hey, Ashlee, over here! Okay, now both eyes this way! There ya’ go!”.

  25. her face looks so artifical..

  26. Darth

    From a close point of view a pregnant belly could be at the same time a fitness ball as well.

  27. Steve O

    “4. Alyssa – September 8, 2009 4:17 PM

    so skinny… remember when she was pudgy? This is basically all she can do – starve herself. what a useless piece of cunt”

    Pot…………kettle…….black.

    Jealous much, you whiney slut?

  28. Britt

    Jesus, you people are mean to each other.

    Can’t we all just touch each other and get along?

  29. Britt

    Jesus, you people are mean to each other.

    Can’t we all just touch each other and get along?

  30. I need pictures. Otherwise, it never happened.

  31. I think she looks like a perfectly healthy weight for a 7 month pregnant woman. It’s much better to be a little bit over than to be so into your size that you deprive the baby. It’s only 9 months and then you can be as nuts about it as you want to be.
    It really upsets me to see pregnant women starving themselves.

  32. l

    She’s pretty hot. Napalm or not, she looks better than her big sis.

  33. l

    P.S. And stop hating, it’s pathetic and bad for karma. And very unmanly, too, btw.
    ;) =D

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