On an upcoming appearance for The Rachael Ray Show, Ashlee Simpson reveals she was an incredibly limber during her pregnancy, according to Us Magazine:
“I could do the splits when I was nine months pregnant,” she says. “I could put my leg over my head still. I used to be a ballerina.”
Wow. I never really understood the usefulness of pregnant women, but now I see they can fit in tight spaces, so one of them should change my oil. No, really, it’ll be just like Lamaze once you ignore the raccoon stuck in my radiator. Which reminds me, bring a knife.
Photos: Splash News
slutbag | September 8, 2009 at 4:03 pm
lol first
DrAero | September 8, 2009 at 4:11 pm
This chick is still 100% grade A useless. She could not sing, she can not act, and she has had enough plastic surgery to make her nearly unrecognizable from her original face. What a worthless cunt.
LAWDY,LAWDY... | September 8, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Gawd…when is she going back to BLONDE, cuz she is one fugly redhead.
Alyssa | September 8, 2009 at 4:17 pm
so skinny… remember when she was pudgy? This is basically all she can do – starve herself. what a useless piece of cunt
chupacabra | September 8, 2009 at 4:21 pm
she’s a big FAT LIAR!
chupacabra | September 8, 2009 at 4:21 pm
she’s a big FAT LIAR!
Dee | September 8, 2009 at 4:30 pm
I need pictures. Otherwise, it never happened.
Sexy Costumes | September 8, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Umm…random! Whats with the orange oompa loompa tan?
BMW X1 Commercial | September 8, 2009 at 4:41 pm
surprisingly she is almost attractive now… wtf?
Mike | September 8, 2009 at 4:51 pm
She keeps getting more attractive, while her man-cow sister keeps getting less attractive.
The sister with the big cans at an early age always peak early, then gets fat and squat (like Jessica) while the skinny younger sister blossoms later in life.
It’s like the younger sister drifts in the big tittied one’s shadow, then emerges glorious.
titsonsnack | September 8, 2009 at 5:08 pm
This bitch could get plastic surgery until she looked like a goddess, she’d still give me the heebie-jeebies. She just grosses me out. She looks like she saves her farts in little plastic bags, and eats her own snot.
Stephanie | September 8, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Both of the sisters look like their eyes are pointing in different directions..it’s weird. If God had never told papa joe to pimp out his kids..they’d probably still be living like us lowly heathens who can’t afford, or don’t need plastic surgery to make us less painful to look at.
sarah | September 8, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Actually, most women in their last trimester are very flexible due to the hips moving out and tendons relaxing, making room for birthin’ babies. She’s not unique in this respect.
Kimberly | September 8, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Isn’t that actually really unhealthy?
Why is she bragging that she used to be a ballerina? I saw her dance…Nothing special…
richard prickier | September 8, 2009 at 6:44 pm
She’s a no-talent cunt
Ralph | September 8, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Her face looks soooo plastic. She could be one of the desperate housewives or any of many of the other “celebrity” whoars.
Ralph | September 8, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Her face looks soooo plastic. She could be one of the desperate housewives or any of many of the other “celebrity” whoars.
ROUGH daddy | September 8, 2009 at 7:33 pm
I wish i could give her the hook each time shes appear on my monitor…You know who get the hooks right?
Maximillian | September 8, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Who is managing this chica? Dry up that facial oil and get her back to blonde and washing her hair regularly. However, nice to know she knew not to eat like a cow.
I was fawking Pete before you annonced you were pregnant | September 8, 2009 at 7:49 pm
If you can put your leg over your head then that means that you can put your foot in your mouth and STFU!!!!!
me | September 8, 2009 at 8:40 pm
LOL at #20!
WHY is she even on this site again?? Her and Speidi should go away to a far, far universe and talk about their plastic surgery together all day.
ling | September 8, 2009 at 8:45 pm
she is so dumb. i dont care how much surgery she gets, or how anorexic she is, she will always look like this to me
http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1299767/article_images/headline_1178208373.jpg
clpierced | September 9, 2009 at 12:04 am
#10-Mike
I almost feel like you were that younger sister you explained. you used to be the ugly duckling and now you are the moooossttt beautiful younger sister in the world!!!! am i right? its ok you can cry on my shoulder and then go down on me :)
romo | September 9, 2009 at 2:36 am
Do all these wannabe celebritards come with a wonk eye these days? It’s got to be great to be a photographer and yell something like “Hey, Ashlee, over here! Okay, now both eyes this way! There ya’ go!”.
estetik cerrahi | September 9, 2009 at 8:04 am
her face looks so artifical..
Darth | September 9, 2009 at 10:59 am
From a close point of view a pregnant belly could be at the same time a fitness ball as well.
Steve O | September 9, 2009 at 11:49 am
“4. Alyssa – September 8, 2009 4:17 PM
so skinny… remember when she was pudgy? This is basically all she can do – starve herself. what a useless piece of cunt”
Pot…………kettle…….black.
Jealous much, you whiney slut?
Britt | September 10, 2009 at 2:36 am
Jesus, you people are mean to each other.
Can’t we all just touch each other and get along?
Britt | September 10, 2009 at 2:36 am
Jesus, you people are mean to each other.
Can’t we all just touch each other and get along?
Çene Esteti?i | October 16, 2009 at 7:09 am
I need pictures. Otherwise, it never happened.
buy r4 | January 27, 2010 at 11:22 pm
I think she looks like a perfectly healthy weight for a 7 month pregnant woman. It’s much better to be a little bit over than to be so into your size that you deprive the baby. It’s only 9 months and then you can be as nuts about it as you want to be.
It really upsets me to see pregnant women starving themselves.
l | May 22, 2010 at 11:58 pm
She’s pretty hot. Napalm or not, she looks better than her big sis.
l | May 23, 2010 at 12:03 am
P.S. And stop hating, it’s pathetic and bad for karma. And very unmanly, too, btw.
;) =D
gebelik takibi | June 9, 2010 at 4:03 am
wery beautiful..