Ashlee Simpson sounds like an awesome pregnant woman
On an upcoming appearance for The Rachael Ray Show, Ashlee Simpson reveals she was an incredibly limber during her pregnancy, according to Us Magazine:
“I could do the splits when I was nine months pregnant,” she says. “I could put my leg over my head still. I used to be a ballerina.”
Wow. I never really understood the usefulness of pregnant women, but now I see they can fit in tight spaces, so one of them should change my oil. No, really, it’ll be just like Lamaze once you ignore the raccoon stuck in my radiator. Which reminds me, bring a knife.