I don’t know about you, but when I’m faced with the realization that all of America is about to discover what a fake I am, I don’t normally break out into a weird Irish jig. And yet that’s exactly what Ashlee Simpson did during the horrific disaster that was her SNL performance. I don’t know who’s to blame, but here’s a recap of the whole thing: Ashlee’s lip synching track starts playing before she even puts the mic to her mouth and it’s not even the right track so it starts fading out, and then the band gets confused so they start playing, but then Ashlee Simpson is a dumbass so she does a little jig and then walks off stage while her band continues to try and salvage the whole thing. I shit you not, this really happened.
And if the revelation that she can’t sing wasn’t bad enough, she tries to top her own dumbassery by blaming the whole thing on her band. “My band started playing the wrong song and I didn’t know what to do so I thought I’d do a hoedown.” Shut up! It’s bad enough that her banshee sister became hugely popular for having the IQ of a grape, but Ashlee doesn’t even have that. She can’t sing, she’s not entertainingly dumb (she’s just plain dumb), and she doesn’t have enormous boobs. So basically, Ashlee Simpson is a complete failure and the way she handled her lip synching fiasco just proves that she truly is the lamest individual on the face of the planet. The sad thing is that her career is still probably going to continue and be successful even after something like this. America makes me sad.
View Ashlee Simpson SNL Screwup Video @ [College Humor]
Read Did ‘Saturday Night Live’ expose Ashlee Simpson’s extra help? @ [USA Today]