Ashlee Simpson shows off the Bronx Mowgli

April 28th, 2009 // 45 Comments

Here’s Ashlee Simpson carrying Bronx Mowgli in New York City, and before everyone gets bent out of shape, I would never make fun of an innocent baby. But I would suggest one immediately hijacks a car and flees to Mexico. It’s either swine flu or being raised by Pete Wentz, kid, and only one comes with a vaccine.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Lathey

    lol.

  2. MissyWu

    Cute baby.

  3. Randal

    What an adorable photo shoot of two very beautiful people!

    It’s great to see pictures like these of big name celebrities being real just like the rest of us. Ashlee, you’re a proud mother and it shows in the glow of your skin. Congratulations gorgeous!

    Randal

  4. jenni

    to be honest, that is a pretty ugly baby. =\

  5. chupacabra

    baby is not that cute. it’s not violet affleck-ugly, but close…

  6. That poor baby, not only does he grow up with 2 ass- clown douche bags for parents but he is given such a stupid name that he will constantly be beat up for his lunch money all through his school years.

  7. cman

    I hope when he gets older he kicks the shit out of his dad Pete for givng him that screwed up name…

  8. jlylec

    stupid named baby…at least he’s got the hotter simpson for a mom…

  9. Mike Hawk

    Doucheling

  10. Anonymous

    “big name celebrities”?? HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Seriously…….the clown who wrote that line has no clue……..this chick has absolutely zero talent……witness her being booed by 70,000 people at the Orange Bowl……..not to mention the Saturday Night Live debacle……

  11. Honestly, there are worse celebrities to be raised by in my opinion (God forbid Spencer and Heidi breed).

    Hating on Pete Wentz is so 2007

  12. josh

    This baby is hideous, really.

  13. Fuck U

    His head is abnormally large. Hahaa, what a superdome! hahahaa.
    Let’s hope he uses it for something besides a hat rack,lol, but knowing his parents…it’s probably filled with cream filling. hahahahaha

  14. KC

    “Bronx Mowgli” should be a euphemism for “pussy.”

  15. Matt

    That babies head is hughhhhhh!
    You can tell she is trying to use the baby to get attention. So cheap and tacky of this no-talent chick.

  16. Crabby Old Guy

    “Bronx Mowgli”? WTF? Was “Gaping Open Wound” already taken?

    They couldn’t name the kid “Kick the Shit outta me”? Oh, wait. I guess they did.

  17. justifiable

    I predict this kid will turn on them both with an Uzi in 2015.

    And the jury, made up of Pilot Inspecktor, Phineas Huckleberry, Banjo, Kal-El Coppola, Rocket, Gecko Wallaby, Helmtrud Agador, Errata Hamster, Bluebell Madonna, Sexburger, Tinkerbelle Kiwi and Moxie Crimefighter will not only refuse to convict, they will also employ him and pay the ammo costs,

  18. ??

    he’s not that cute, but then again look at the before Ashlee Simpsons face to the now plastic surgeon face. We will wait and see if he looks like a monkey like his dad or big nose simpson.. only time will tell

  19. john

    stupid fucking baby, hope it dies.

  20. DJ

    He’s adorable.

  21. Ahh he got the Gerber cheeks,,,he should keep the simpson nose,,,ill give em character!

  22. blah

    Aww, I think he’s a cutie. Looks like he has attitude already too. Cute little chubber.

  23. Gistine

    LOL @ only 23 posts. She fails so much.

  24. say wha

    So, these two dimwits actually read Kipling?

  25. ew. haha

    gross looking kid!

  26. kelly

    Honestly who ever talk shit about the baby and says they hope ot dies.stop being a hater,dont be jealous of a baby, you act like he wanted to be apart of that,,everyone who talk shit about ppl on here are haters that dont have a life..wow y our pretty pathedic if you ask me,

  27. kelly

    Honestly who ever talk shit about the baby and says they hope it dies.stop being a hater,dont be jealous of a baby, you act like he wanted to be apart of that,,everyone who talk shit about ppl on here are haters that dont have a life..wow y our pretty pathedic if you ask me,

  28. Click Once

    Hey double post fuckwits .. click once, your shit aint that important

  29. Click Once

    Hey double post fuckwits .. click once, your shit aint that important

  30. hahahahahaha!!!

    His nose is huge

  31. blerg

    there is no vaccine for the swine flue jag off. There are only ANTIVIRALS. Try reading a god damn newspaper instead of fucking around on this website.

  32. sin

    The baby has no chance. An ugly ass douchebag for a father, a no talent media whore for a mom and one of the dumbest names for a kid. He is screwed. He will need therapy for the rest of his life.

  33. BABEES DON’T KNOW WHERE MOMMA WENT?
    ………..I see only strange black eyes!!
    anyway: THIS IS A BABY, you idiot simpson!!

  34. Another famous fool who gave her kid a stupid name – i hope when they grow up these kids all sue their fool parents for the mockery they’ll cop during their childhoods.

  35. skipper

    That baby’s not ugly – it’s adorable! What the hell is wrong with some of you people? Creeps.

  36. Sam

    He’s so cute. Why diss on a baby?

  37. Mama T

    Whoa! I have never been to this site and I will NEVER return but all of you people who write such horrible things about a beautiful, innocent baby…well you will get yours…trust me! PAYBACK is a BITCH!!!!!!!!!

  38. Minty

    wow….you guys are picking on a baby. That’s sad. I think he’s just as cute as any other baby.

  39. IS'DB

    people should be ashamed of you saying this about a baby. are not educated?. they say never to a baby is ugly. so I think that should keep you on the mouth and not to give your opinion, when it is impertinent to say something like that

    Bronx is just beautiful to look at. he has an amazing mother who is so beautiful, and so he has a father who is really nice. people think that Pete is not nice, but only because they do not like punk or what he is:) I do not like punk look which he has, but I admit now that I think he is nice.

    I think that the Bronx is similar to both. but he now recalls most about pete with his facial expressions

    - Be careful what i write about babies, it is not a beautiful sight to see any such writing.

  40. people should be ashamed of you saying this about a baby. are not educated?. they say never to a baby is ugly. so I think that should keep you on the mouth and not to give your opinion, when it is impertinent to say something like that

    Bronx is just beautiful to look at. he has an amazing mother who is so beautiful, and so he has a father who is really nice. people think that Pete is not nice, but only because they do not like punk or what he is:) I do not like punk look which he has, but I admit now that I think he is nice.

    I think that the Bronx is similar to both. but he now recalls most about pete with his facial expressions

    - Be careful what i write about babies, it is not a beautiful sight to see any such writing.

  41. birdpeux

    Has no one noticed that the kid looks more like Patrick Stump than Pete Wentz? MMMMMMMHM

  42. Judy

    awww how cute…but whats up with that name?! ridiculous!! check out this photo gallery i found of celebs with baby bumps… ashlee looked so pretty pregnant!! i found it on this site i follow on twitter check it out here: http://tinyurl.com/celebbabybumps

  43. jj

    what sunglass is she wearing?

  44. Eva

    I think he’s adorable.

  45. Asada

    I like the baby!!!

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