Here’s Ashlee Simpson carrying Bronx Mowgli in New York City, and before everyone gets bent out of shape, I would never make fun of an innocent baby. But I would suggest one immediately hijacks a car and flees to Mexico. It’s either swine flu or being raised by Pete Wentz, kid, and only one comes with a vaccine.
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Lathey | April 28, 2009 at 4:16 pm
lol.
MissyWu | April 28, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Cute baby.
Randal | April 28, 2009 at 4:19 pm
What an adorable photo shoot of two very beautiful people!
It’s great to see pictures like these of big name celebrities being real just like the rest of us. Ashlee, you’re a proud mother and it shows in the glow of your skin. Congratulations gorgeous!
Randal
jenni | April 28, 2009 at 4:22 pm
to be honest, that is a pretty ugly baby. =\
chupacabra | April 28, 2009 at 4:22 pm
baby is not that cute. it’s not violet affleck-ugly, but close…
Sportsdvl | April 28, 2009 at 4:28 pm
That poor baby, not only does he grow up with 2 ass- clown douche bags for parents but he is given such a stupid name that he will constantly be beat up for his lunch money all through his school years.
cman | April 28, 2009 at 4:28 pm
I hope when he gets older he kicks the shit out of his dad Pete for givng him that screwed up name…
jlylec | April 28, 2009 at 4:44 pm
stupid named baby…at least he’s got the hotter simpson for a mom…
Mike Hawk | April 28, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Doucheling
Anonymous | April 28, 2009 at 4:57 pm
“big name celebrities”?? HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Seriously…….the clown who wrote that line has no clue……..this chick has absolutely zero talent……witness her being booed by 70,000 people at the Orange Bowl……..not to mention the Saturday Night Live debacle……
The Music Elitist | April 28, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Honestly, there are worse celebrities to be raised by in my opinion (God forbid Spencer and Heidi breed).
Hating on Pete Wentz is so 2007
josh | April 28, 2009 at 5:15 pm
This baby is hideous, really.
Fuck U | April 28, 2009 at 5:20 pm
His head is abnormally large. Hahaa, what a superdome! hahahaa.
Let’s hope he uses it for something besides a hat rack,lol, but knowing his parents…it’s probably filled with cream filling. hahahahaha
KC | April 28, 2009 at 5:33 pm
“Bronx Mowgli” should be a euphemism for “pussy.”
Matt | April 28, 2009 at 5:37 pm
That babies head is hughhhhhh!
You can tell she is trying to use the baby to get attention. So cheap and tacky of this no-talent chick.
Crabby Old Guy | April 28, 2009 at 5:46 pm
“Bronx Mowgli”? WTF? Was “Gaping Open Wound” already taken?
They couldn’t name the kid “Kick the Shit outta me”? Oh, wait. I guess they did.
justifiable | April 28, 2009 at 6:06 pm
I predict this kid will turn on them both with an Uzi in 2015.
And the jury, made up of Pilot Inspecktor, Phineas Huckleberry, Banjo, Kal-El Coppola, Rocket, Gecko Wallaby, Helmtrud Agador, Errata Hamster, Bluebell Madonna, Sexburger, Tinkerbelle Kiwi and Moxie Crimefighter will not only refuse to convict, they will also employ him and pay the ammo costs,
?? | April 28, 2009 at 6:07 pm
he’s not that cute, but then again look at the before Ashlee Simpsons face to the now plastic surgeon face. We will wait and see if he looks like a monkey like his dad or big nose simpson.. only time will tell
john | April 28, 2009 at 7:33 pm
stupid fucking baby, hope it dies.
DJ | April 28, 2009 at 7:55 pm
He’s adorable.
the world according to ROUGH! | April 28, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Ahh he got the Gerber cheeks,,,he should keep the simpson nose,,,ill give em character!
blah | April 28, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Aww, I think he’s a cutie. Looks like he has attitude already too. Cute little chubber.
Gistine | April 28, 2009 at 8:45 pm
LOL @ only 23 posts. She fails so much.
say wha | April 28, 2009 at 8:55 pm
So, these two dimwits actually read Kipling?
ew. haha | April 28, 2009 at 9:16 pm
gross looking kid!
kelly | April 28, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Honestly who ever talk shit about the baby and says they hope ot dies.stop being a hater,dont be jealous of a baby, you act like he wanted to be apart of that,,everyone who talk shit about ppl on here are haters that dont have a life..wow y our pretty pathedic if you ask me,
kelly | April 28, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Honestly who ever talk shit about the baby and says they hope it dies.stop being a hater,dont be jealous of a baby, you act like he wanted to be apart of that,,everyone who talk shit about ppl on here are haters that dont have a life..wow y our pretty pathedic if you ask me,
Click Once | April 28, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Hey double post fuckwits .. click once, your shit aint that important
Click Once | April 28, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Hey double post fuckwits .. click once, your shit aint that important
hahahahahaha!!! | April 28, 2009 at 9:50 pm
His nose is huge
blerg | April 28, 2009 at 10:20 pm
there is no vaccine for the swine flue jag off. There are only ANTIVIRALS. Try reading a god damn newspaper instead of fucking around on this website.
sin | April 29, 2009 at 12:05 am
The baby has no chance. An ugly ass douchebag for a father, a no talent media whore for a mom and one of the dumbest names for a kid. He is screwed. He will need therapy for the rest of his life.
gerard vandenberg | April 29, 2009 at 12:42 am
BABEES DON’T KNOW WHERE MOMMA WENT?
………..I see only strange black eyes!!
anyway: THIS IS A BABY, you idiot simpson!!
Charley Kane | April 29, 2009 at 12:50 am
Another famous fool who gave her kid a stupid name – i hope when they grow up these kids all sue their fool parents for the mockery they’ll cop during their childhoods.
skipper | April 29, 2009 at 12:58 am
That baby’s not ugly – it’s adorable! What the hell is wrong with some of you people? Creeps.
Sam | April 29, 2009 at 12:59 am
He’s so cute. Why diss on a baby?
Mama T | April 29, 2009 at 3:27 am
Whoa! I have never been to this site and I will NEVER return but all of you people who write such horrible things about a beautiful, innocent baby…well you will get yours…trust me! PAYBACK is a BITCH!!!!!!!!!
Minty | April 29, 2009 at 10:49 am
wow….you guys are picking on a baby. That’s sad. I think he’s just as cute as any other baby.
IS'DB | April 29, 2009 at 11:34 am
people should be ashamed of you saying this about a baby. are not educated?. they say never to a baby is ugly. so I think that should keep you on the mouth and not to give your opinion, when it is impertinent to say something like that
Bronx is just beautiful to look at. he has an amazing mother who is so beautiful, and so he has a father who is really nice. people think that Pete is not nice, but only because they do not like punk or what he is:) I do not like punk look which he has, but I admit now that I think he is nice.
I think that the Bronx is similar to both. but he now recalls most about pete with his facial expressions
- Be careful what i write about babies, it is not a beautiful sight to see any such writing.
IS'DB | April 29, 2009 at 11:36 am
people should be ashamed of you saying this about a baby. are not educated?. they say never to a baby is ugly. so I think that should keep you on the mouth and not to give your opinion, when it is impertinent to say something like that
Bronx is just beautiful to look at. he has an amazing mother who is so beautiful, and so he has a father who is really nice. people think that Pete is not nice, but only because they do not like punk or what he is:) I do not like punk look which he has, but I admit now that I think he is nice.
I think that the Bronx is similar to both. but he now recalls most about pete with his facial expressions
- Be careful what i write about babies, it is not a beautiful sight to see any such writing.
birdpeux | April 29, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Has no one noticed that the kid looks more like Patrick Stump than Pete Wentz? MMMMMMMHM
Judy | April 29, 2009 at 5:26 pm
awww how cute…but whats up with that name?! ridiculous!! check out this photo gallery i found of celebs with baby bumps… ashlee looked so pretty pregnant!! i found it on this site i follow on twitter check it out here: http://tinyurl.com/celebbabybumps
jj | April 30, 2009 at 1:48 am
what sunglass is she wearing?
Eva | April 30, 2009 at 1:53 am
I think he’s adorable.
Asada | April 30, 2009 at 2:23 am
I like the baby!!!