Ashlee Simpson shows off her bra

October 6th, 2006 // 113 Comments
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  1. Nortcliff

    ‘Does you guys mean that’s actually NOT okay? Should I take my cock out of my daughter’s ass?’

    See how she feels about it first Jim.

  2. Take the greasy make up off and Ashlee will look like another person.

    Thats about all I have to say about her.

    http://www.digital-six.net

  3. fearsarewishes

    @44 and 45–

    Is reading comprehension just a concept to you?

  4. saggybottom

    #44 ~ too many words. My eyes hurt. Can everyone keep their posts down to a few sentences.

  5. nice rack gal, now lets look at Jessica’s so that we can compare them :)

    playpacman.net

  6. pookiedoo

    Hey, if I’d paid as much for mine as she probably did for hers, I’d be showing them off top!

  7. unoitztrew

    the regulars at this site are impossibly lame

  8. GuyLeDouche

    #26 – krisdylee: sexy, oui!!!!

  9. kenzier

    Butterface.

  10. Captain Handsome

    on the topic of photoshopping – at least they didn’t try to turn this into a ‘nipple slip’ shot. there’s no integrity in the papparazzi today

  11. Captain Handsome

    yo #58. don’t be a hater

  12. Strano

    I’d fuck her…
    …..if she let me

  13. biatcho

    Who doesn’t like to get raped? At least someone is willing to have sex with you.

  14. pamela

    no, #58 is right

  15. PaisleyMoon

    biatcho=retard

  16. herbiefrog

    duh!

    what’s the point…
    [snip]

    oh i see… hi ashlee, nice bra :)

  17. Lukielongsocks

    I think I could make a huge improvement on how her face looks, simply by adding my balls on her chin. Well, it would look better to me anyway.

  18. biatcho

    PaisleyMoon = friendless fag hag

  19. biatcho

    I totally forgot what a loser paisley moon is because after the last time it got attacked on here it hid for weeks. fagass.

  20. BarbadoSlim

    As the Terminator circa 1991 would say “I’ll take your fake nose, your boobs, and your dignity.”

    Papa Joe can keep what he already hasn’t taken.

  21. MEB

    Women and those of us who want to end rape are not “whiny cunts” or a “special interest group.” A rapist’s excuse — that women dressed in a lot-cut top or skirt are “are asking to be raped” — is a VERY REAL DANGER to all of us. This website can be funny about celebrities and even their underwear without making violent and mysogynist comments. And until it rises above threatening to rape women whose bras are visible, I will not read it anymore.

  22. xx.deathcab.xx

    @72.

    …HAHAHAH?! Get raped.

  23. Binky

    I tried wearing a “rape me’ sign on my back (subtly – and not near the bum – sorry boyz) for a number of weekends, but unfortunately – all my female friends don’t seem to take me seriously.
    The Horror…the horror…
    (In regard to lame comments – I feel the best way to approach sites like this is –
    A) Just glance at the pic
    2) then only read your own comments)
    (NP – Binky)

  24. Sheva

    Rape is wrong, there is no arguing that.
    And flashing your breasts by undoing your shirt and wearing a low cut bra, even if you are “completely unaware” due to your lack of attachment to your fake boobies does entitle me to a free feel.

    Or at least several strokes.

    Ashlee, come closer so I can pet your fake boobies.

  25. Guy-Pierre

    I’m so excited, I can hardly contain myself. My most recent blogpost is up. It’s yummy, it’s all about cupcakes. No not Aleq sillies, the kind you eat. Nothing would please me more if you would click my link and view it.
    Hugs & Kisses

    p.s. Aleq rapes me every night.

  26. They are some sick people in here…

  27. Dory

    And her transformation to Jessica the second is nearly complete… shes even been taking lessons to get the facial expressions down pat.

  28. PrincessMuMu

    Does she have the same hair colourist as that horsey-looking hag Longoria?

  29. mommy_long_legs

    wow, before this broad had plastic surgery most y’all (yes goddamit I said y’all) were hating on her. Now she’s had her nose fixed, PROBABLY her titties fixed and now she’s jackoff material. What a bunch of fucking hypocrites you are. Now I have to schedule my boob job for next week instead of next month you ass clowns.

  30. cayana

    #76 damn you.. I am hungry for cupcakes now. :/

  31. SoupaSarah

    Erm, am I the only one who thinks this idiot has TINY breasts??

  32. ruhroh

    SoupaSarah….three things:
    1. Dont be so hard on yourself.
    2. I dont know you but I dont think your an idiot.
    and 3. No one cares if you have tiny breast. Tiny is such a relative term. I for one like to date girls with “tiny” hands to make my peenaynay look “huge”. “Huge” another relative term.

    Im gonna go sit in the corner and cry now.

    someone hold me…..

  33. RichPort

    #15 – HA!!! Her milk crates are her only redeeming quality.

    #37 – I’ll say it slowly… get… over… your… self…

    #46 – You are one fucking funny canuck

    #58 – And yet, you’re reading every fucking comment. And where exactly is the funny in your post? You’re the kind of moron that farts then turns around screaming “SHUT UP ASSHOLE!!”, aren’t you? The Focus on the Family website, where rape is treated as the woman’s fault, is easily found on Google. Simply lift your keyboard and wack yourself on the head repeatedly, until QWERTY appears backwards, then press enter. Oh, then go fuck yourself.

  34. jrzmommy

    I don’t know nothing about rape, but I will say that there’s grounds in my cup of coffee this morning and THAT pisses me off.

    I could have had a perfect week in my football pool if perhaps maybe the Dallas Cowgirls tried to play football instead of wandering around looking at all the pretty “T.O.D.” signs in Philly yesterday. That AND crappy coffee….it’s like God looked down and said, “Happy Monday, Jrzmommy, I hate you”…don’t talk to me about the rape debate, I have enough problems of my own.

  35. RichPort

    Oh yea, only 8 more wins until the crown is back in Flushing. It pisses me off that we had our Yankee smackdown outsourced to those foreigners in Detroit, but that’s what happens when inferior overpaid teams step up. Off the topic? Fuck it.

    Let’s Go Mets!!!

  36. jrzmommy

    Come on, Superfish Guy, post the story on how Anna Nicole Smith, a.k.a. Mother of the Century, didn’t attend her own son’s funeral service. PLEEEEEEEEASE!!!

  37. RichPort

    Jrz – You’re gonna piss off Chocolate Starfish Machinery and the Apologists.

  38. I see jrzmommy & RichPort are in full voice today, just itching to dive into that first Monday morning thread. :)

    I calls em like I sees em!

    METS in six in the World Series !!!

  39. jrzmommy

    Rich that sounds like an acid rock band…Chocolate Starfish Machinery and the Apologists.

  40. stfu

    #58 – And yet, you’re reading every fucking comment. And where exactly is the funny in your post? You’re the kind of moron that farts then turns around screaming “SHUT UP ASSHOLE!!”, aren’t you? The Focus on the Family website, where rape is treated as the woman’s fault, is easily found on Google. Simply lift your keyboard and wack yourself on the head repeatedly, until QWERTY appears backwards, then press enter. Oh, then go fuck yourself.

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  41. RichPort

    #92 – Amazing. The only thing coherent there is what I wrote. In honor of your penchant for italicizing my rantings, I have my middle finger slightly tilted for you. That’s right buddy, you’re #1.

  42. stfu

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  43. Tai!

    amazing what a bit of plastic surgery can do huh?
    the “After” ashlee is hot

  44. biatcho

    New York Mets rule but I will not gloat about how the Yankees choked because I don’t want to jinx the Mets. All I know is that they better fucking win or I will have to choke a bitch.

    #92 – your cutting & pasting and then referring to RichPort as “youz” like you’re some sort of jersey assbag is possibly the MOSst clever retort EVER! Nice job. (Oh & yes I get what you meant by the zzz’s but I am just pointing out that you’re an idiot. Go hang with Paisley Moon you both sounds like boring wastes of oxygen.

  45. RichPort

    #96 – Someone just wants attention, maybe a disgruntled Giambi fan. Who knows. I think stfu stands for Stop Trying (to) Follow Up, advice that should be taken by those who respond on key at a time.

    The Yankees fans need the same kind of puppy eyed treatment they’ve been given us since they served us in 2000. I’ve always thought ‘A Rod’ was just a euphemism anyway.

  46. stfu

    youz, that’s very clever. sorry about your mom’s botched abortion.

  47. biatcho

    Is “clever” Pee Wee’s word of the day or just the “SAT” word you just learned & are trying to fit it into any sentence you can?
    Just curious…

  48. JaeMae

    hey guys! lets not hate on the yanks!

    cant a gal read some superfish on a manday morning and not be reminded of the HORRORS of the weekend? makes me want to punch a bitch, come here ashlee!

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