Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz reproduced?

February 26th, 2008 // 67 Comments

Ashlee Simpson is reportedly pregnant and engaged. Ashlee showed up to a signing of her new CD in New York (above) and was sporting an engagement ring. She might also be sporting a fetus if Pete Wentz’s film-making skills are to be trusted. The Sun reports:

Pete recently posted a blog online announcing the couples’ plans to make something that cannot be illegally downloaded, hinting at a baby.
In the bizarre video message, Ashlee and Pete, who have dated since last summer, also reveal that the “release date” is July 2008, before Ashlee poses with a cushion stuffed under her top.

I added Pete and Ashlee’s video after the jump. Hopefully this is some sort of sick joke because I don’t want to write about the world’s most retarded baby being born in July. Seriously, that kid will have the IQ of peanut butter. In the meantime, if you watch the video and don’t want to spay and neuter these two with a lawnmower, congratulations! You have no soul.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. justch

    I love her smiley face. Looks cute! Anyone saw her hot albums and videos at the celeb site millionairecupid.com? Hot ans attractive girl.

  2. lld

    that was the most retarded thing i have ever seen

  3. Jess

    Does nobody else notice something “different” about Ashlee again?!

    She obviously got her snaggle-tooth fixed, so now her smile is as cookie-cutter as the rest of her.

    She does look super pretty, but with a fake nose, chin, hair, and now teeth, she is beyond plastic.

  4. Reece

    Thanks Kristen Dei

    I can’t believe how people can misconstrue this.

  5. Lisa

    OMG!!! Really!!! Is there no one left with a bit of a sense of humor? I found it funny WHICH IT WAS MENT TO BE!!! Damn!!!!

  6. brittnay

    Tell me about it!!! I cant believe theres going to be a new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. I just saw the commercial it said it aires March 9th on E! at 10 et/pt Heres those links you wanted. Tell me what you think about the tushy game. I only got 3 out of 5. I suck. Tell me what you get

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/tushygame/index.jsp.

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/index.jsp?sid=nav-shows

  7. robyn

    haha they are joking. and it’s actually kinda funny.
    THEY ARE NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO HAVE A KID.

    get real, people

  8. kate

    Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th at 10:30 et/pt. If anybody knows about it let me know. Also ive seen these. This show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Ive been hearing crazy rumors about it too!! Heres the link

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp

    CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

    o HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON.  RESISTANCE FUTILE.  POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

  9. sue

    she z a nnice girl and we all r for her !

  10. jack

    hot girl !

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    wanna fuck her!

  11. she z a gorgeous girl and her smlie z so sweet, no wonder that she can be hot at ~~ pinkmingle. com ~

  12. ronna

    #12 – So True!

  13. Jess.

    It just goes to show that low life’s, are the ones who get attention.

    Neither one of them are doing anything extraordinary right now besides dating each other, and possibly getting knocked up.

    Is it just me, or does it seem the idea in peoples heads these days are condoms are just suggestions when your doing casual sex.

    Why would they bring up a poor child just to get some simple attention. Its not fair to the baby.

    I miss the old FOB. Back then, I would have never thought Pete would do something like this. Sell out.

  14. Lexxie

    mmkay I don’t know why everyone here hates Pete Wentz….

    well yeah Katrina was a while ago but at least hes doing something good. stfu about it.
    he could be an ax murderer….yeah, then you’d have something to talk about.
    whatev about Ashlee Simpson, but whatever Pete does i support him100%.

  15. chiara

    Why???
    Pete have to make a child with me,not with Jessica!She’s just a poor girl who doesn’t know anything about music…she sucks!
    I love Pete…

  16. Cat

    Ok Lexxie, he wasn’t actually serious about helping anyone, least of all the victims of Katrina. Couldn’t you tell he was reading off of something while talking…….apparently he can’t read very well either because he sucks at that too. It was the most retarded joke of a video ive ever seen.

  17. oldenuff2nobetter

    that was hilarious! hahahahaha!!! what a terrific dry humor. loved the Brittney reference! Ha! I don’t know who this Wentz is but he’s cute! all the best to that sweet couple. (p.s.

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