Ashlee Simpson is reportedly pregnant and engaged. Ashlee showed up to a signing of her new CD in New York (above) and was sporting an engagement ring. She might also be sporting a fetus if Pete Wentz’s film-making skills are to be trusted. The Sun reports:
Pete recently posted a blog online announcing the couples’ plans to make something that cannot be illegally downloaded, hinting at a baby.
In the bizarre video message, Ashlee and Pete, who have dated since last summer, also reveal that the “release date” is July 2008, before Ashlee poses with a cushion stuffed under her top.
I added Pete and Ashlee’s video after the jump. Hopefully this is some sort of sick joke because I don’t want to write about the world’s most retarded baby being born in July. Seriously, that kid will have the IQ of peanut butter. In the meantime, if you watch the video and don’t want to spay and neuter these two with a lawnmower, congratulations! You have no soul.
Julia | February 26, 2008 at 2:57 pm
“what can Pete Wentz, the CELEBRITY do”? haaha.
Diggit | February 26, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Oh dear lord, no…
PatheticNewGuy | February 26, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Remind me again why premeditated murder is illegal?
Mr. French | February 26, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I figured this was coming. She has to do something to keep her name in the news. Her “singing” can’t do it. Gotta get that attention somehow.
I dont care if Im first | February 26, 2008 at 3:12 pm
I have to say she is looking very hot in these pics
Auntie Kryst | February 26, 2008 at 3:12 pm
FYI for the fans, the couple has established the baby shower registry at hottopic.com, under the alias Emo Douchefucker.
cat | February 26, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Who cares…
D. Richards (Saint.) | February 26, 2008 at 3:15 pm
The Anti-Christ will be afoot soon — well, the guy that runs the laundromat where the Anti-Christ sends his slacks for starch, at least.
noneyobeezwax | February 26, 2008 at 3:23 pm
hopefully after this pregnancy phase passes, celebs will go back to killing themselves for publicity.
xagonyxscenex | February 26, 2008 at 3:25 pm
she is hot!
TODWICK | February 26, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Seems to me that these two douchebags are trying to criticise Brad and Angelina. Lame.
Rut Roh | February 26, 2008 at 3:30 pm
….Where the hell have I been? Because who the fuck is Pete Wentz? And these people should have their fucking penis and vagina privileges revoked ASAP.
And is the new fad to spit a child out of one’s vagina? It seems every woman in America that makes the news is knocked up…even the 16 year olds….Way to go American women, you show the rest of the world how easy you are (because you’re worth). Fucking whores.
Danklin24 | February 26, 2008 at 3:38 pm
What in the blue hell was that? That didnt even make sense. I think the victims of Katrina are set but thanks Pete. That was like 2 years ago. Way to go, you’re a real american Hero. Of course since your stupid ass isnt good enough for first class you would of course be in couch.
erin | February 26, 2008 at 3:41 pm
wow, this is off the subject i know but she looks really good with red hair. I don’t actually care if they have a baby or whatnot, why is pregnancy such a trend in Hollywood right now?
Saintgeeee | February 26, 2008 at 3:44 pm
They haven’t a braincell between them.
moobs | February 26, 2008 at 3:45 pm
too bad plastic surgery doesn’t pass on thru genes..
this will be one ugly and mentally challenged baby!
suzy cupcake | February 26, 2008 at 3:53 pm
haha, right. its gonna get her real chin slash nose
maria | February 26, 2008 at 3:56 pm
OMG!!!!!!! i cant believe that these retarded people are actually famous, theyre so desperate for attention, theyre going to have a f*cking baby just to get more money, just like Britneys little sis… i feel sorry for the unborn babies
Gerald_Tarrant | February 26, 2008 at 4:07 pm
I just found out on TMZ that Peanut Butter is suing The Superficial for defamation of character. Peanut Butter alleges that Pete and Ashlee’s baby will have a substantially lower IQ than Peanut Butter.
Jeezy | February 26, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Pete Wentz didn’t make the baby. Gays don’t make babies. No offense to gays, but y’all do guys in the butt, not girls in the vaj… That’s not how babies are made.
Time for a ho down!
Jenn B. | February 26, 2008 at 4:25 pm
And to think she came from such a good Christian family…wasn’t that she and Jessica’s “Shtick” for a while. Oh how Christians sell out sometimes with thier conveniently disposable beliefs.
FRIST!!! | February 26, 2008 at 4:26 pm
She looks deep..
CarolWiener80 | February 26, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Really? Could none of you tell this was all a joke? Sarcasm meters are truned off i guess. Sheesh.
Kristen Dei from LA (Louisiana that is) | February 26, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Um, correct me if I am wrong, but I believe that these two were making a sarcastic video making fun of stupid celebrities such as Britney Spears. When he said, “But what would I get out of helping Africa?”, it was obvious he was being a smart ass. Ashlee is pretending to be drinking while eating Britney’s food of choice, Cheetos, while with child. To those of you who got this, I apologize for dumbing it up. For those of you who actually think these two are serious, watch it again.
fourdollarwater | February 26, 2008 at 5:00 pm
wow that was very very stupid
Superevil | February 26, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Has anyone else seen the fetus’ profile on meetfetus.com yet?
echoroc | February 26, 2008 at 5:11 pm
uh thank you Kristen #24 — i can’t believe it took so long for someone to pick up on that. Also, can we count together — it takes 9 months to cook a baby, so if Ashlee were expecting, she would be 5 months along if she were due in July. I’m pretty sure she’s not prg derrr.
Racer X | February 26, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Skank!
Veroonica | February 26, 2008 at 5:18 pm
24. Duh! Of course I knew it was a joke, Kristen. Everybody knows a homosexual and a tranny can’t have a baby! Jeesh!
Joseph Simpson | February 26, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I played a small role in this affair.
Skeps | February 26, 2008 at 5:24 pm
I dunno, those two aren’t in the news much so I guess they aren’t as r-tarded as many celebrities today. But man if they start surgerying up that kid at like 3 years old to match mommy and daddy someones gonna have to do to Ashlee what she did to her singing career
Kristen Dei from LA (Louisiana that is) | February 26, 2008 at 5:36 pm
29. Thank you, Veroonica. I did look over that one tiny detail!
Dorito Man | February 26, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Ashlee is hawt. I’d do her inna heartbeat. Cute as a button.
Grunion | February 26, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Sarcasm is only funny if you are intelligent enough to pull it off.
I’m no fan of Fall Out Boy but how long until the other members kick this douchebag out of the band.?
“Pete, you’ve changed man, it used to be all about the music…”
FROST!!! | February 26, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Fall Out Boy…is that two words or three??
Yucky | February 26, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Well that was 2 minutes I’ll never get back
Sad that even after all that surgery she still looks like drowned rat roadkill.
Ren | February 26, 2008 at 7:26 pm
#12 ha ha you totally said it
nana | February 26, 2008 at 8:19 pm
that’s her engagement ring? excuse me?? do they have ANY money between the two of them???
sicasso | February 26, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Did she stop eating the moment she met Pete “El Douche” Wentz? Because it looks like she has passed on every meal since the summer.
And yes, I do feel like a bigger man after calling that emo-fuck a douche.
gen | February 26, 2008 at 9:15 pm
..anyone notice how her right hand is all jacked up?
Hannah T | February 26, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Ok, so….if this is for real, it’s beyond help.
If this is their idea of irony, humour, entertainment, or even self-criticism- it’s beyond help.
I am ashamed at myself for even watching it. Christ.
ShoeLaLa | February 26, 2008 at 11:21 pm
LOL
ShoeLaLa | February 26, 2008 at 11:22 pm
LOL
good commentary/spoof of celeb “culture”
TLP | February 26, 2008 at 11:42 pm
It’s a promise ring….
1 MILF Hunter | February 26, 2008 at 11:46 pm
JHC!! What 3rd rate celebrity isn’t pregnant by another 3rd rate celebrity?
spork | February 27, 2008 at 12:51 am
Ashlee looks like death.. she obviously throws up all those cheetos later..
zeuz | February 27, 2008 at 1:48 am
finally proof that i have a soul.
Jessica | February 27, 2008 at 2:28 am
Ummmm helloooo all you retards! that video was a joke. Don’t over analyze every fucking thing. I hate the both of them too and the sad part is that it wasn’t even funny (im assuming they were trying to be funny?)
Famous Plastic | February 27, 2008 at 4:14 am
That spoof was funny until Ashley got involved…You need to have a personality to actually pull off comedy. Yawn. Perhaps she should just get a boob job…
Kat | February 27, 2008 at 8:18 am
I’m pretty sure they were making fun of Britney and K-Fed, guys.