Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz reproduced?

February 26th, 2008 // 67 Comments

Ashlee Simpson is reportedly pregnant and engaged. Ashlee showed up to a signing of her new CD in New York (above) and was sporting an engagement ring. She might also be sporting a fetus if Pete Wentz’s film-making skills are to be trusted. The Sun reports:

Pete recently posted a blog online announcing the couples’ plans to make something that cannot be illegally downloaded, hinting at a baby.
In the bizarre video message, Ashlee and Pete, who have dated since last summer, also reveal that the “release date” is July 2008, before Ashlee poses with a cushion stuffed under her top.

I added Pete and Ashlee’s video after the jump. Hopefully this is some sort of sick joke because I don’t want to write about the world’s most retarded baby being born in July. Seriously, that kid will have the IQ of peanut butter. In the meantime, if you watch the video and don’t want to spay and neuter these two with a lawnmower, congratulations! You have no soul.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Julia

    “what can Pete Wentz, the CELEBRITY do”? haaha.

  2. Diggit

    Oh dear lord, no…

  3. PatheticNewGuy

    Remind me again why premeditated murder is illegal?

  4. Mr. French

    I figured this was coming. She has to do something to keep her name in the news. Her “singing” can’t do it. Gotta get that attention somehow.

  5. I dont care if Im first

    I have to say she is looking very hot in these pics

  6. Auntie Kryst

    FYI for the fans, the couple has established the baby shower registry at hottopic.com, under the alias Emo Douchefucker.

  7. cat

    Who cares…

  8. D. Richards (Saint.)

    The Anti-Christ will be afoot soon — well, the guy that runs the laundromat where the Anti-Christ sends his slacks for starch, at least.

  9. noneyobeezwax

    hopefully after this pregnancy phase passes, celebs will go back to killing themselves for publicity.

  10. xagonyxscenex

    she is hot!

  11. TODWICK

    Seems to me that these two douchebags are trying to criticise Brad and Angelina. Lame.

  12. Rut Roh

    ….Where the hell have I been? Because who the fuck is Pete Wentz? And these people should have their fucking penis and vagina privileges revoked ASAP.

    And is the new fad to spit a child out of one’s vagina? It seems every woman in America that makes the news is knocked up…even the 16 year olds….Way to go American women, you show the rest of the world how easy you are (because you’re worth). Fucking whores.

  13. Danklin24

    What in the blue hell was that? That didnt even make sense. I think the victims of Katrina are set but thanks Pete. That was like 2 years ago. Way to go, you’re a real american Hero. Of course since your stupid ass isnt good enough for first class you would of course be in couch.

  14. erin

    wow, this is off the subject i know but she looks really good with red hair. I don’t actually care if they have a baby or whatnot, why is pregnancy such a trend in Hollywood right now?

  15. Saintgeeee

    They haven’t a braincell between them.

  16. moobs

    too bad plastic surgery doesn’t pass on thru genes..

    this will be one ugly and mentally challenged baby!

  17. suzy cupcake

    haha, right. its gonna get her real chin slash nose

  18. OMG!!!!!!! i cant believe that these retarded people are actually famous, theyre so desperate for attention, theyre going to have a f*cking baby just to get more money, just like Britneys little sis… i feel sorry for the unborn babies

  19. Gerald_Tarrant

    I just found out on TMZ that Peanut Butter is suing The Superficial for defamation of character. Peanut Butter alleges that Pete and Ashlee’s baby will have a substantially lower IQ than Peanut Butter.

  20. Jeezy

    Pete Wentz didn’t make the baby. Gays don’t make babies. No offense to gays, but y’all do guys in the butt, not girls in the vaj… That’s not how babies are made.

    Time for a ho down!

  21. Jenn B.

    And to think she came from such a good Christian family…wasn’t that she and Jessica’s “Shtick” for a while. Oh how Christians sell out sometimes with thier conveniently disposable beliefs.

  22. She looks deep..

  23. CarolWiener80

    Really? Could none of you tell this was all a joke? Sarcasm meters are truned off i guess. Sheesh.

  24. Kristen Dei from LA (Louisiana that is)

    Um, correct me if I am wrong, but I believe that these two were making a sarcastic video making fun of stupid celebrities such as Britney Spears. When he said, “But what would I get out of helping Africa?”, it was obvious he was being a smart ass. Ashlee is pretending to be drinking while eating Britney’s food of choice, Cheetos, while with child. To those of you who got this, I apologize for dumbing it up. For those of you who actually think these two are serious, watch it again.

  25. fourdollarwater

    wow that was very very stupid

  26. Superevil

    Has anyone else seen the fetus’ profile on meetfetus.com yet?

  27. echoroc

    uh thank you Kristen #24 — i can’t believe it took so long for someone to pick up on that. Also, can we count together — it takes 9 months to cook a baby, so if Ashlee were expecting, she would be 5 months along if she were due in July. I’m pretty sure she’s not prg derrr.

  28. Racer X

    Skank!

  29. Veroonica

    24. Duh! Of course I knew it was a joke, Kristen. Everybody knows a homosexual and a tranny can’t have a baby! Jeesh!

  30. Joseph Simpson

    I played a small role in this affair.

  31. Skeps

    I dunno, those two aren’t in the news much so I guess they aren’t as r-tarded as many celebrities today. But man if they start surgerying up that kid at like 3 years old to match mommy and daddy someones gonna have to do to Ashlee what she did to her singing career

  32. Kristen Dei from LA (Louisiana that is)

    29. Thank you, Veroonica. I did look over that one tiny detail!

  33. Dorito Man

    Ashlee is hawt. I’d do her inna heartbeat. Cute as a button.

  34. Grunion

    Sarcasm is only funny if you are intelligent enough to pull it off.

    I’m no fan of Fall Out Boy but how long until the other members kick this douchebag out of the band.?

    “Pete, you’ve changed man, it used to be all about the music…”

  35. Fall Out Boy…is that two words or three??

  36. Yucky

    Well that was 2 minutes I’ll never get back

    Sad that even after all that surgery she still looks like drowned rat roadkill.

  37. Ren

    #12 ha ha you totally said it

  38. nana

    that’s her engagement ring? excuse me?? do they have ANY money between the two of them???

  39. sicasso

    Did she stop eating the moment she met Pete “El Douche” Wentz? Because it looks like she has passed on every meal since the summer.

    And yes, I do feel like a bigger man after calling that emo-fuck a douche.

  40. gen

    ..anyone notice how her right hand is all jacked up?

  41. Hannah T

    Ok, so….if this is for real, it’s beyond help.
    If this is their idea of irony, humour, entertainment, or even self-criticism- it’s beyond help.

    I am ashamed at myself for even watching it. Christ.

  42. LOL

    good commentary/spoof of celeb “culture”

  43. TLP

    It’s a promise ring….

  44. 1 MILF Hunter

    JHC!! What 3rd rate celebrity isn’t pregnant by another 3rd rate celebrity?

  45. spork

    Ashlee looks like death.. she obviously throws up all those cheetos later..

  46. zeuz

    finally proof that i have a soul.

  47. Jessica

    Ummmm helloooo all you retards! that video was a joke. Don’t over analyze every fucking thing. I hate the both of them too and the sad part is that it wasn’t even funny (im assuming they were trying to be funny?)

  48. That spoof was funny until Ashley got involved…You need to have a personality to actually pull off comedy. Yawn. Perhaps she should just get a boob job…

  49. Kat

    I’m pretty sure they were making fun of Britney and K-Fed, guys.

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