Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz wedding photo, plus Jessica Simpson looking super classy

May 21st, 2008 // 80 Comments

Joe Simpson is a friggin’ genius. Not only does he sell photo rights of his daughter’s wedding to People, but also of Jessica Simpson drunk as shit at the reception – which makes the cover. Awww. Ashlee’s wedding really was a magical princess fairy tale dream come true. For Joe Simpson. Except that part where his little girl married some asshat, whats-his-name? Right, Chins Magoo.

Photo: People
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  1. Dilawar from Bangalore

    #50 check your pants

  2. Aw. Little Ashlee Magoo….
    Hey, say what you will about the crazy couple, but at least she doesn’t have to be a Simpson anymore. Right?

  3. Proud Mom

    #50

    Emo is short for emotional hardcore and is an emotional style of music.

  4. justifiable

    #51 If my nuts were compressed by a pair of junior miss size 4 pants, I’d be pretty fucking emo, too.

  5. Dilawar from Bangalore

    oops #52 was meant for someone else. I struggle with Internet – not my first language. Terriby apology.

  6. bosendorfer

    which one’s the girl again?

  7. Erica

    #51. I like the music too. But I read this article in Blender about emos in Mexico. Damn, they have it hard. I wouldn’t be emo if I were them..they’re getting killed, threatended, beaten, ect.

  8. OC Dee

    Hilarious comment!

    I remember the late George Harrison complained that some of his fitted pants crushed his balls when he was with The Beatles.

  9. Anonymous

    #51 and #54: Thanks. And thanks for not ripping me for not knowing.

  10. erma

    @46:

    You’re kidding, right? Jessica is the fakest of the fake.

  11. Brendan

    Did he just step out of the shower or something? Does he not own a comb?

  12. whiplash larue

    She has The Devil’s chin.

  13. Jennyjenjen

    The messed up thing is she had massive facial reconstructive surgery. She didn’t just have a nose job, she did her whole face. In other words, she chose that chin! Search before and after pics and you will see what I mean.

  14. tony romo's pubic hair that's stuck in jessica's teeth

    55. justifiable – May 21, 2008 3:18 PM

    #51 If my nuts were compressed by a pair of junior miss size 4 pants, I’d be pretty fucking emo, too.

    I just shit myself. BEST COMMENT EVER.

  15. Jessica's bloody tampon string

    ” In the May 2007 issue of The Advocate, Wentz opened up about his sexuality, stating that he is sexually attracted to males, but he hasn’t had sexual relations with other men because “I’m not a fan of penises”.”

    Sooooo Ashlee Simpson IS a man.

  16. hitler

    Ashlee Simpson es … EL DIABLO
    con Pedro Wentz y Joe “Pendejo” Simpson

    I want to ski off her chin into a bowl of rasberry yogurt.
    I will proceed to make caca in the yogurt.
    From there, beautiful Pedro will be spoon fed said caca enriched yogurt by
    EL DIABLO herself.

  17. Kayla

    i thought tony romo and jessica broke up?

  18. Kayla

    i thought tony romo and jessica broke up?

  19. chris

    hey, peter wentz it’s cool and hot, but why why did he have to marry her??
    and what’s up with that chin?
    it takes almost all the space in the photo!
    well the dog is cute but he doesn’t look so happy
    maybe he doesn’t like ashlee (just like me)

  20. spicegrrl

    #69 Judging from the doggie style picture, only if he’s willing to break it off.
    Word is that Papa Joe pretty much paid him to show as her date.

  21. I always thought that Quagmire looked like he had a set of two giant chins side by side. That is what Pete and Ashley’s kid will look like.

  22. Proof positive that bitches come in threes…

  23. i agree with 72. ok here is my vent.
    pete needs a hairdo, simpson whore needs to stop insulting the redheads, and her massive chin might cut the guys head off, but he needs it. the dog has been witnessing too much torture, i bet he’s in the bedroom when they fuck or something. groossssss. pete sucks cock big time. its sad that i like fob but he sucks.;] i just wish neither existed. they just ruined the cover of a magazine that says fake shit so watevaaaaaaa. life would be free of shit if it wasnt for them.

  24. i agree with 72. ok here is my vent.
    pete needs a hairdo, simpson whore needs to stop insulting the redheads, and her massive chin might cut the guys head off, but he needs it. the dog has been witnessing too much torture, i bet he’s in the bedroom when they fuck or something. groossssss. pete sucks cock big time. its sad that i like fob but he sucks.;] i just wish neither existed. they just ruined the cover of a magazine that says fake shit so watevaaaaaaa. life would be free of shit if it wasnt for them.

  25. i agree with 72. ok here is my vent.
    pete needs a hairdo, simpson whore needs to stop insulting the redheads, and her massive chin might cut the guys head off, but he needs it. the dog has been witnessing too much torture, i bet he’s in the bedroom when they fuck or something. groossssss. pete sucks cock big time. its sad that i like fob but he sucks.;] i just wish neither existed. they just ruined the cover of a magazine that says fake shit so watevaaaaaaa. life would be free of shit if it wasnt for them.

  26. emma frost

    @70 Pete is a tiny douch

    If Pappa Joe is so on top of these girls how did he let this happen? Or did he plan it? Joe, you are a crazy svengali douche.

  27. emma frost

    If you go in for all that work, why didn’t you get some of that chin shaved off. It looks like a photo shop exaggeration.

  28. c

    she really wore all that makeup for her wedding? she looks like shit.

  29. not fooled

    This is all media crapola. Tony danced with Jessica one time all night to get this dumb pic. Joe begged him to come so he could meet his contract obligation to People mag. No pic of jess and Tony no million

  30. Delia

    It was nice of him to let her have dibs on the eyeliner for their special day.

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