First, sorry for two Ashlee Simpson ‘s post in a row. Totally unplanned. Please, don’t kill me. Anyway, Ashlee and Pete Wentz are reportedly walking down the aisle next week! Somebody apparently whipped out the shotgun and my money’s on Joe Simpson. And, no, not for his daughter’s honor. Ha ha. That’s rich. Seriously, you should be writing this instead of me. Hollyscoop reports:
A source close to the couple has told Hollyscoop exclusively, “The wedding invitations have been sent out, its taking place the weekend of May 16. The location will not be revealed until the day of the wedding but guests are told it will be an hour drive from Los Angeles.”
Our source also confirmed that Ashlee is 100% pregnant. Papa Joe is probably busy selling off the wedding info and pictures as we speak so expect to see it in the tabloids Memorial weekend.
Joe Simpson is probably the coolest dad in the world. Not only does he sell the photo rights to his daughter’s unborn child but to her shotgun wedding as well. This is almost better than the gift he got Ashlee for her Sweet 16. Which was a boob job for her sister Jessica. God, that’s sweet. *sniff* And my own father wouldn’t even play catch with me… I can’t help it I’ve got flippers for arms!
Ted from LA | May 7, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I can’t make the wedding. I’l be at the Preakness. I hope it lasts a year or two.
Elizabeth | May 7, 2008 at 1:33 pm
HAHAHA
Jumpin_J | May 7, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Isn’t this all a bit extreme to promote an new album? I mean I know it’s getting know attention and all, but really….
Guy | May 7, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Ugh, old foggie emos…
Ted from LA | May 7, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Where is everyone? Did they close this site down? Auntie Kryst? Binky? Frist? Moe? Larry? Greg? Marsha? Fish? Wojo? Barney? Otis?
Jimbo | May 7, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I heard Deacon Jones is going to be there. You know he hangs with that crowd..
Nebraska | May 7, 2008 at 1:39 pm
What the hell is 100% pregnant? Can someone be 37% pregnant? Or, 247% pregnant?
Spazz | May 7, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I hate that fucking homo. Nice yellow glasses fag.
CMan | May 7, 2008 at 1:41 pm
1 hours drive from LA, that sounds like Santa Barbara.
FRIST!!! | May 7, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I’m still here!! But I do have a life, it’s not like I just lurk on this site all day like some kind of site lurker..
morga | May 7, 2008 at 1:44 pm
I want to punch both of them in the throat for those eyewear choices…
meh | May 7, 2008 at 1:45 pm
C-Man, Santa Barbara is only a 1 hour drive from LA if you’re on the road at 3 AM driving 105 MPH. Trust me. Even then it’s an hour and 15 minutes. Anyway. On to more important things. Why is she famous and who is this guy? Oh, and I wish someone would tell these goddamn kids that this type of fashion was horrible in the 80′s and it’s even worse now.
Auntie Kryst | May 7, 2008 at 1:47 pm
@5 I’m here, but I was distracted. I was on Hot Topic.com looking for a wedding gift for these douchefuckers..
Sloane | May 7, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Both ugly! Both lame! Both talentless hacks! I can’t think a a more perfect couple!
Congratulations you two!
Mike | May 7, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Jimbo………FIRST……………both of you are here……….COOL!!!
Mike | May 7, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Woops…………sorry mean FRIST.
Gunion | May 7, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Thier baby will simply be a chin with legs and shit taste in music.
Famous Plastic | May 7, 2008 at 1:57 pm
I wonder if that kid is going to be born with douchey emo hair?
Deva | May 7, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Sure sign of the apocalypse right there. Anyone got a noose handy?
Jeezy | May 7, 2008 at 2:04 pm
California allows gay marriage?
veggi | May 7, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Are those stretch pants?? I sure hope so!! Where’s the “RELAX” T-shirt??
Wedding Invitation | May 7, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Attire for the Wenz-Simpson nuptials is strictly black tie. A skinny black tie worn loosely over your $80 replicated vintage 70s concert tee-shirt brah! Let’s fuckin’ faux rrrrawk!!
Emma Frost | May 7, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Now is the time for Jessica to come out with a cover of “White Wedding” and get her career back. “Hey little sister SHOTGUN”
Emma Frost | May 7, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Weird emo alienn douche baby wil come of this unholy commercialized union. They look like they both help eachother with bulimia. Looking at them is helping me. BLECH
big teeth | May 7, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Nice chin job hachet face…
Jacqueline Hyde | May 7, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Santa Barbara is 2 hours from LA. I know, I made the drive every weekend. One hour from LA means my home town of Ojai. That’s where all the celebs either live or visit or get married at. I don’t want that filth in my town, man.
nipolian | May 7, 2008 at 3:13 pm
In this case I think 1 hour from LA means San Bernardino….that is about as classy a place as these two fucknards could muster for a wedding.
Ted from LA - All New and Improved | May 7, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Hey Ted! Why didn’t you ask about me? I thought we were…close.
Randal | May 7, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Ashlee and Pete,
Congratulations is well deserved you two!
I’ve seen the two of you posted about on the site before but this news has certainly taken me by surprise. Remember Ashlee, you don’t need to be married to have a child but what you will need is lots of love to give, which I’m sure you’ll have in large amounts!
All the best to you and Pete on your special day.
Take care,
Randal
dude | May 7, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Yawn, don’t care.
mcbeef | May 7, 2008 at 4:42 pm
randal.
are you fucking retarded or something?
pistola | May 7, 2008 at 5:01 pm
this guy is SO unattractive to me. i don’t care if he’s a “musician”… i don’t know how she finds the will to fuck him.
confused | May 7, 2008 at 5:02 pm
This is a serious question.
Is it possible that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are actually the *same* person? They have the same face, same jaw line, same hair, same aire of stupidity and complete lack of appeal. Mayhaps it is a trick of the camera. Or mirrors. Or both. Or Papa Joe just cloned them both from one of Jessica’s breast ‘s stem cells.
Empirically prove that, bitches.
John from OC | May 7, 2008 at 5:12 pm
They have matching bangs. The other day, I went to the hair stylist to get the same look. I think Pete has SUCH style. I want to be just like him.
Dayum | May 7, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Whoa!..
That’s a hard jawline.
She looks like a TRANNY in pic #4.
It’s okay..plastic surgery can fix that too!..lol
Ted from LA | May 7, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Hi #28,
Where have you been?
#29,
One of your best yet.
confused | May 7, 2008 at 6:27 pm
John (#34), you should have an open casket on your big day so everyone can laugh.
agree | May 7, 2008 at 7:16 pm
She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite —”W e a l t h yR o m a n c e .c o m”—- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
erin | May 7, 2008 at 9:04 pm
anyone know where ashlee’s sweatshirt is from??? i actually really like it.
gerard Vandenberg | May 8, 2008 at 11:06 am
He wanted people to see him as ANOTHER FAGGOT?
The glasses really weren’t nessecary.
We all already knew!!
meet: pete WEASEL!!
MeanJean | May 8, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Hey Ashlee – just because you CAN dye your hair red doesn’t mean you should. It makes your face look ashy. Yuck!
Signed someone who’s pale enough to pull off red hair.
Heather | June 22, 2008 at 12:15 am
i agree.. she DOES look like a tranny in pic #4!!
haha id say ‘PLASTIC SURGERY, HONEY!!’ but… well.. whats left to change NOW? besides that GIGANTIC chin!!!
she could hang her dad off that thing, so hed never have to leave her side.
WAIT, no. hed never leave HER FACE!!! hed get some good shots there, wouldnt he!
PeteWentz&AshleeSimpson | July 13, 2008 at 1:31 am
These two have had such troubled lives it’s like they make the perfect couple.
http://www.celebritycouples.net/CelebrityCouples/PeteWentzandAshleeSimpson.aspx