Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz sure shut you up

March 27th, 2009 // 71 Comments

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz decided to dispel rumors their marriage is on the rocks by making out onstage at the MTV Australia Music Awards today. And, damn, they sure showed us. I mean, that’s totally the face of a man who doesn’t look like he’s getting kissed by his grandmother. I’m convinced.

Photos: Getty

  1. Philip

    I just want to take a weed whacker to that guy’s hair… don’t know why.

  2. tiki

    the only thing this assclown has done is be the bass player of a shit manufactured emo band, have pictures of his chode appear on the internet, and have a kid out of wedlock with ashlee simpson. is it possible for his life to be any more of an epic fail?

    one day their kid is going to look at pictures like this of his parents and pray he was adopted. and then hes going to realize that no parents with an IQ in the positive numbers would name their kid Mowgli, so he will probably resort to crack. honestly, would anyone blame him

  3. hahahahahahaha

    Pete, mate, when looking in the mirror each morning, what combination of superlatives do you use to convince yourself to go outside with the hair, eyeliner, clothing YOU CHOOSE to wear?

  4. EuroNeckPain

    He looks like Quasimodo.
    They could do a remake of Notre Dame de Paris.

  5. Riina

    My fav couple, they look cute :D

  6. Rhialto

    Who’s the most talented of the Simpson-sisters??

  7. LisaSimpson


  8. sonnyshairgoo

    lol this idiots hair cut looks like Sonny Bono!

    or Ralph from The Simpsons…

  9. Fati

    the very thought that these two have a child scares the hell out of me

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  11. FrostBite Boy

    I think she’s lip-synching that kiss.
    I’m surprised she didn’t break into a jig.

  12. dullatron

    In this case the word is complement, not compliment, you illiterate douche nozzle.

  13. Randi

    Her red hair is HOT!!

  14. Izzy

    LMAO @ #49! She DOES look like Jigsaw!

  15. Jeezy

    GAY! GAY! GAY!

  16. Allen's Woody

    Wentz’s expression in pic #3 just screams: “Please stick a cock in my mouth already!”

  17. anne

    ashlee is ok. just pete that i can’t stand. everything about him is so annoying.

  18. DJ

    ashlee looks so pretty there I wish she would lose the chimney sweep.

  19. kisssssssss…sweet kiss

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  20. Pete just trying to keep your hair from getting messed up;) since they are both pretty much a bit of work. I think Ashlee is a truly unique beautiful hair color and great makeup looks here. I could not have any personal honor, but a man who is not gay do you like short dresses.

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