Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz decided to dispel rumors their marriage is on the rocks by making out onstage at the MTV Australia Music Awards today. And, damn, they sure showed us. I mean, that’s totally the face of a man who doesn’t look like he’s getting kissed by his grandmother. I’m convinced.
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NipTuck | March 27, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Oh…. they showed us?
moot | March 27, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Look how differently-sized their heads are…
bonzo420 | March 27, 2009 at 3:58 pm
first and lame
Jrz | March 27, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Their kid has a better chance if they let Aunt Jessica raise it.
Jrz | March 27, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Ironically enough, Madonna’s lastet acquisition is named Mercy.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29913089/
Sam | March 27, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Why is Jay Leno’s troll doll trying to eat that frighted fluffer’s face?
Randal | March 27, 2009 at 4:04 pm
These two are the cutest couple right now in Hollywood and compliment each other very well. Love the red hair there Ashlee!
Randal
Edward Cullen | March 27, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Here we have it folks! Another fake emo couple…
Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason | March 27, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Who shives a git? Not me.
Rihanna | March 27, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Hey Chris! Those two were reading your text messages!
Bill | March 27, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Well, the kid looks exactly like Ashlee’s dad and Pete’s asshole is stretched to the diameter of Ashlee’s dad’s cock, so I could see how there’s a little tension in the marriage.
Rick | March 27, 2009 at 4:13 pm
The only problem – a trivial detail, really – is that when she kisses him passionately, he should get wood, instead of having his genitals recoil up into his body cavity.
Pete "Petey" Wentz | March 27, 2009 at 4:16 pm
“The MTV Australia Music Awards???!! You mean, going “down under”?!!! I’m there!!!”
Dana | March 27, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Pete looks like a chimp in pic 1: OMG, he’s the missing link!
Janey | March 27, 2009 at 4:23 pm
This is for Zanna and Rich:
JULIE ON THE FUNG WAH BUS
© 2008 by Risa Mickenberg and Joel Shelton
To Julie On the Fung Wah bus to Boston
I really loved our conversation.
I thought it was so weird and coincidental:
We’re both into Goethe and meditation.
I lost you at the taxi stand
so I never said goodbye to you
I should’ve got your digits too
Julie On the Fung Wah bus
Julie On the Fung Wah bus
I’m posting on Missed Connections
I hope you’ll read it. I hope you’ll write me back
To Julie On the Fung Wah bus to Boston
I bought the Yma Sumac song you recommended
She’s amazing. You were totally right about the way it ended
I listened to it six times through and every time I thought of you.
Every time I thought of you.
Julie On the Fung Wah bus
Julie On the Fung Wah bus
I’m posting on Missed Connections
I hope you’ll read it
I hope you’ll write me back
When you get back
From your cousin’s house in Gloucester.
I thought it was obvious
But I guess you didn’t have a clue
How taken I was with you.
Julie On the Fung Wah bus
Julie On the Fung Wah bus
I’m posting on Missed Connections
I hope you’ll read it
I hope you’ll write me back
When you get back
From your cousin’s house in Gloucester.
azzman | March 27, 2009 at 4:24 pm
meh
Jrzmommy | March 27, 2009 at 4:32 pm
What does it mean when Richport says that fucking me is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
That sounds like fun! Wheeeee!!!!
Richard McBeef | March 27, 2009 at 4:34 pm
wentz looks like a gay emo anthony keidis.
jimmy | March 27, 2009 at 4:55 pm
who are these chicks?
petemusthavethegrossestI'mcummingfaceever | March 27, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Seriously #2. Fuck his head is twice the size of hers (and in this case that’s actually not an exaggeration, it really is twice as big as her little goth-punk-whore head). Which is not surprising since I hear all Simpson women have big ol’ boobs and tiny brains. They’re like Boobasaurus Rex’s or sumthin. Poor Assley, if her head is any indcation of how small her nether region skankwhole is, birthing pete’s emo spawn douche baby must have been excruciating… during the birth AND then upon meeting the little E-mo-wok. No wonder they hide the kid from the paps, must be the fuggest baby alive.
ChEF | March 27, 2009 at 5:29 pm
This looks like Ashlee’s bending over to make out with a little boy on his First Communion.
J-Dizzle | March 27, 2009 at 5:34 pm
@ 7
Randal you’re a freaking ass clown. No one cares about your comments. Go take a long walk off a short cliff
freepants | March 27, 2009 at 5:44 pm
#19. They really do look like a lesbian couple don’t they. Poor ugly people.
Brian | March 27, 2009 at 5:49 pm
I don’t know. There’s something about her that screams ‘fun in bed.’ He just screams in bed.
big teeth | March 27, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Ugh.. I hate how we export our crap to other countries. I’d like to apologize to Australia for this infliction of talentless douches.
turds | March 27, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Close you eyes and imagine you did the most intense crack of your life off Madonna’s decrepid fungus skinned gollum ribcage at some looser hollywood party and it caused you to be so out of your mind you fucked Pete Wentz.
Then Imagine that the crazy smack you snorted that night wore off just as Pete’s sweaty “I’m cuming face” was staring right at you while he poked you with his pinky size dick and then drippled out his buggar like scuz screaming out in a girlish high pitch, inbetween childish grunts and out of breath panting, “oh yeah, oh yeah Pete’s cumming babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Then imagine that one night of hell caused you to be impregnated by Pete’s retard emo sperm and your stupid pedo daddy makes you marry him to keep up your phony good southern girl appearance.
Then imagine you have a sister who used ot be hot and the got fat and useless and is now jealous of your unwanted emo douch-baby and your fake emo-mariage.
Then imagine a greasy wet, mucusy, blood covered little Wentz head coming right out of your stetched out Pete infested snatch.
That is what Ashley Simpson has put herself through the past year so have a little pity for a truly pittiful woman.
turds | March 27, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Oh I forgot to add:
Then imagine that you have to raise your gremlin ewok creature crack baby and pretend to love it in all massive trollish ugliness even though the very sight of it brings vivid memories of the hideous and heinous reality that you had sexual intercourse with PETE WENTZ.
Clearly Assley had a robotamy and her body is now being sustained by a robot-computer thing programmed to pretend it likes being married to Pete Wentz. What a sad sad story. You don’t even want to know Jessica’s story, but it involves butter, lots and lots of butter and Tony romo dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps at a gay bar.
DJ Khaled Lova | September 5, 2010 at 4:39 am
In case you didn’t know, I don’t usually hate on Assface (okay, I do) but, she used to be an ugly kid. And inside she is STILL an ugly kid. No matter how many nose jobs she gets.
She will still like the same guys she did before. As in the same TYPE of guys, like emo, and nailpolish and all that crap.
There’s no getting around it. Like how some people see Pete as a chimp (I know I used to) she sees him as a golden god.
Just cause she looks too out of his league cause she’s so attractive, doesn’t mean she changed on the inside AT ALL.
jay | March 27, 2009 at 6:27 pm
#26, 27: OMG I am going to die that is some funny shite
butterface | March 27, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Didn’t Micheal Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley do the same thing to prove their love for each other at an MTV music award ceremony in the 90s?
jakebarnes | March 27, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Yes, and they divorced soon after
sin | March 27, 2009 at 6:38 pm
She had to wear a strap on for him to fuck her. He is afraid of women, just because they don’t have a dick for him to suck.
Fuck U | March 27, 2009 at 6:41 pm
#22,
I agree, Randal is an asshole. Take #22s’ advice Randal…now.
Good Lord, them two asswipes look like the walking dead…what the fuck is wrong with them? I swear these fuckin so called celebrities are getting fuckin scarier every year. Something needs to be done about them. Blow fucking LA off the face of the earth …for all our sakes!
embie | March 27, 2009 at 7:03 pm
that guy makes me want to put on a chastity belt and throw away the key. ugliest little chinchilla-looking thing i’ve ever seen.
Nomad | March 27, 2009 at 7:28 pm
He looks like the elephant man John Merrick in that shot. Very strange.
feckless | March 27, 2009 at 8:05 pm
I bought a ticket to the Yellow Brick Road from him once. It only went in circles. He dresses nice though.
titsonsnack | March 27, 2009 at 8:09 pm
All joking aside, he IS gay, right?
Jason | March 27, 2009 at 8:31 pm
I think this was less convincing than Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Pressley
Obama is a socialist pig. Oh, and a nigger | March 27, 2009 at 8:53 pm
why is his head 30% bigger than hers?
Rhialto | March 27, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Among the human beings,there’s not much perfect in this world folks! Unless it’s my English writing ofcourse!:)
Gando | March 27, 2009 at 9:14 pm
wouldn’t be a household step handy for Pete Wentz!?
Darth | March 27, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Her double tongue strangles his! Honest match!?
His Huge Greatness Himself | March 27, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Some girls are really experts in kissing! Instant boner!
eva destruction | March 27, 2009 at 9:24 pm
hey brimmer do you think you can take pete wentz
Rhialto | March 27, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Where’s my Baby!?
lola | March 27, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Pete is just trying to keep his hair from getting messed up ;) They are both really cute after a bit of work. I think Ashlee has a really beautiful unique hair color and the makeup looks great here. I don’t have any respect for them personally, but being a short guy who likes clothes does not make you gay.
Pete Wentz | March 27, 2009 at 10:54 pm
I’m just gonna close my eyes and pretend Ashlee’s a penis…
liz4sale | March 27, 2009 at 11:17 pm
i dont think they look very good together. i get the feeling he might be gay but he’s trying not to be. i mean they just try way too hard to prove their authenticity. it just looks so sad esp the first pic where shes completely got her hands on his face and shes all into it and hes standing there with his hands at his sides with his eyes half open. = ( looks very unnatural but maybe hes uncomfortable. I would be.
gerard Vandenberg | March 28, 2009 at 12:44 am
THIS IS THE ROLE-MODEL-COUPLE FOR NAIVE AMERICANS!!
X-Girl | March 28, 2009 at 2:48 am
Is it just me or does Ashlee look like Jigsaw on the first pic? U know, the puppet from the Saw movies.
lulu | March 28, 2009 at 3:13 am
@26 LMAO hahahahahaha
and now i have an image in my head of tony romo in assless chaps at a gay bar burned into my brain lol