Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz confirm pregnancy (Whee.)

May 28th, 2008 // 71 Comments

While this comes as a shock to absolutely no one, Ashlee and Pete Wentz finally confirmed they have a bun in the oven last night on their website FriendsOrEnemies.com:

“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”

- Pete and Ashlee Wentz

This news confirms that their asshat video about making a baby was, in fact, a sad indicator of the future. Super duper. I’m overjoyed for their unborn fetus. Go ahead and take a good look at your father, kid. I believe there’s a technical term for your situation. What was it again? Oh, right: UNBELIEVABLY FUCKED. Best of luck to you, Baby Wentz.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. robes

    they look like a couple of unemployed college drop outs, sleeping until noon, not showering and thinking how cute and how much smarter they are than everybody else…lets see some attractive people, not these two filmy , no talents

  2. Is it me, or does he kinda look like a girl?

  3. Cheese

    If you stop showing their photo will they fail to exist, please let be so. These 2 are as bad as Heidi & Spencer, worthless no talen media whores

  4. Cheese

    If you stop showing their photo will they fail to exist, please let be so. These 2 are as bad as Heidi & Spencer, worthless no talen media whores

  5. nini

    …birth control…?

  6. Flavio

    ugh, I hate Pete Wentz’s retarded big puffy shoes and teal shoelaces. what a tool.

  7. Grunion

    Thank god someone in this marrige has a cock, and by that I mean Ashlee.

  8. Bigo

    So, who’s the man and who’s the woman???

  9. Shayna

    Hahaha, she was like barely pregnant when they did that, and she probably had no clue.
    That’s fucking hilarious.
    Oh, irony.

  10. gah

    LOLz, I can’t stop laughing about how ugly their baby is gonna turn out. Its chin is gonna be like a freeking ski slope.

  11. Cindy

    No… Really?
    I find it creepy how their hair looks so much alike. Something else they have in common.

  12. Andrea

    I suspected all along that it was a shotgun wedding since Pete has so much going for him. I was both shocked and impressed when I did some research on Pete. He comes across as an idiot in interviews but dont let that fool you! He is more that just a member of Fallout Boy! Come to find out he is a successful business man! Check out his biographies on both IMDB.com and Wikipedia.org for yourself! After finding out how many assetts he has I now know why Ashlee wanted to marry him! I would not be surprised at all if she got knocked up on purpose so that her Daddy would make Pete marry her! At least Pete was smart enough to get her to sign a prenuptial agreement.

  13. STevec

    ….so Pete is pregnant ?? he looks the part…

  14. weirdo

    Who’s the father?

  15. farty_mcshitface

    goddamn!
    those shoes are totally super-gay!!
    look at those faggotty assed shoestrings!
    are those shoes L.A. gear or something?

  16. Chupacabra

    *DO THEY BOTH SHOP EXCLUSIVELY AT URBAN OUTFITTERS BECAUSE THEY LOOK FUCKING RIDICULOUS.*

  17. LL

    #66, right on.

    While I’m happy for them, on account they make the perfect pair, I never trust hollywood romance.

    Wentz is a tool, look at him.
    And Mirs. Wentz, I’m a fan. I honestly think she’s a genuine person. Just picked a clown, that’s all.

  18. J

    Which one’s pregnant?

  19. dbean

    Dear Superficial,

    Stop f&cking lying. Can you look at that guy’s pics and seriously tell me he has any freaking sperm? come now I wasn’t born yesterday

  20. dbean

    Dear Superficial,

    Stop f&cking lying. Can you look at that dork’s pics and seriously tell me he has any freaking sperm? come now I wasn’t born yesterday

  21. Heather

    how is it even possible for her to reproduce?
    A. Pete Wentz weas pants so tight that im surprised he can feel his toes, and
    B. Ashlee SIMPSON is so much plastic that her uterus is probly clogged with Chinese containers!!!! At least she Recycles, just like shes done with each of her sisters Ex-boyfriends.

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