Ashlee Simpson only squeezing out one Mini-Pete Wentz

September 9th, 2008 // 20 Comments

Ashlee Simpson is having a boy – and just one of them, according to Jessica Simpson. “Definitely not twins,” she told Yo on E! yesterday. In the meantime, Pete Wentz decided Playboy would be the perfect outlet to announce the baby’s gender:

“We know with 90% accuracy that it’s a boy, and our due date is around Thanksgiving,” he tells the October issue of Playboy.
While “we don’t have any names yet,” he adds, “My friend Andrew said, ‘Your kid has to have a name that would fit either a rock star or a senator.’”

While the thought of Pete Wentz. Jr running for office has me updating my visa, why in the hell is Playboy reporting on Ashlee Simpson’s pregnancy? This is exactly why I never read the articles. Of course, some might say the airbrushed boobies are why I never the read the articles. To which I say, “Go away. Nipples.”

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  1. Sam

    Ironic. There’s only a 10% chance that Petey is a boy.

  2. Why does anyone care what these two non-celebs are having? Unless she gives birth to a goat and it is on the cover of the National Enquirer – I don’t care!

  3. kol

    1. We can all agree this will be an ugly child, correct?

    2. Tony Romo, a big dofus, must think Pete Wentz is a big pussy.

  4. hum

    “‘Your kid has to have a name that would fit either a rock star or a senator.’”"

    so, Pete Wentz, then.

  5. Paolo Maldini

    As a parent, how could Joe Simpson be proud of his daughter and her decision not only to marry this loser, but also to let him impregnate her. Absent the no talent publicity she gets because her sister is a big breasted dumb slut, shes just another uneducated twit from the suburbs. I would like to think my daughter could do better but I guess that is the circle these lower tier celebreties run in so as long as the pictures continue to make the magazines, then he is happy. I guess the apple does not fall far from the tree.

  6. Does anyone give a shit?? Why is this even a story?

    @4 You are right, Pete Wentz is a big pussy!!

  7. julia bella

    6
    I agree with what you’re saying only one thing…how is he suppose to not let him impregnate her??? I would be curious to see this! He can’t be responsible for ALL the stupidities these two are doing…

  8. Vote for me. I’m a radical Marxist.

  9. nancy

    i heard an ashlee simpson song in a store this weekend was and was awed that she was given a record deal.

  10. Fernando Valenzuela

    Pete Wentz a rock star?..uh yeah, and I’m George fuckin’ Clooney!

  11. Racer X

    ZZZZZzzzzzzz………..

  12. Stiles

    I’ll bet the baby will cut that clit right off on the way out when it’s born with that idiotic laquered Pete Wentz haircut

  13. Randal

    Hi there Ashlee. Just stopping by to congratulate you again, even though you’re not having the twins all were suggesting you would. A healthy child is a loved child and you are a bright star to bring this baby into the world.

    Randal

  14. emily

    i am embarrassed that i even retained this piece of irrelevant information, but wasn’t there something written before on here about how jubilant pete wentz was that his baby was supposed to be born on halloween since that would be suiting to his super hardcore personality and rocker lifestyle? thanksgiving is almost a month later than that….either the technology their doctor was using dates back to the 1100′s or….i don’t know

  15. THIS IS ASHLEE SIMPSONS AND I CAN NOT BELIVE WHAT YOU PEOPLE HAVE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

  16. THIS IS ASHLEE SIMPSONS AND I CAN NOT BELIVE WHAT YOU PEOPLE HAVE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

  17. THIS IS ASHLEE SIMPSONS AND I CAN NOT BELIVE WHAT YOU PEOPLE HAVE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

  18. THIS IS ASHLEE SIMPSONS AND I CAN NOT BELIVE WHAT YOU PEOPLE HAVE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

  19. THIS IS ASHLEE SIMPSONS AND I CAN NOT BELIVE WHAT YOU PEOPLE HAVE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

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