Ashlee Simpson needs makeup lessons

October 7th, 2005 // 1 Comment

Ashlee Simpson recently celebrated her 21st birthday in Las Vegas and decided to mark the occasion by painting her face like a raccoon. And really, what better way to celebrate 21 years of life than by pretending to be a night-time critter that likes to rummage through other people’s garbage. That’s what I did when I turned 21, only replace every reference to raccoon with “alochol and strippers” and top the whole thing off with buckets of supermodel sex.


  1. yasmin3000y

    why does her nose look so big again??

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