Ashlee Simpson may induce labor, says Jessica Simpson

November 18th, 2008 // 63 Comments

Remember when Ashlee Simpson got pregnant, I’m guessing, at least ten years ago? That kid’s still in there. While taping an upcoming episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Jessica Simpson says her little sister may have to induce labor soon. People reports:

“They’re going to have to. It’s already developing really quick,” Jessica said Monday at a taping of the The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
Ashlee – described by husband Pete Wentz more than two weeks ago as due at any moment – has already tried other ways to begin labor.
“Different foot massages and stuff,” Jessica told DeGeneres in the show airing Wednesday. “I don’t know. I think she’s really just jumping around trying everything right now.”

Then again, look who the source of this information is. The day I take medical advice from Jessica Simpson is the day I end up performing a C-Section with a hot dog because “babies like mustard.”

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  1. edamame

    He has his own clothing line?! You can buy that shit at Nordstrom’s?!
    I feel a baby line coming out soon….probably faster than she’ll feel her baby coming out….they should name it Jaco (Just NOT coming out!)

  2. edamame

    He has his own clothing line?! You can buy that shit at Nordstrom’s?!
    I feel a baby line coming out soon….probably faster than she’ll feel her baby coming out….they should name it Jaco (Just ain’t coming out!)

  3. edamame

    Dang double post!
    #51 was an oops! (just like this pregnancy)

  4. mai-tai

    Why are his pants so tight?

  5. IND

    I don’t understand his pants. Or his weird collar sweater. This kid is going to pop out, see its Daddy, and crawl back in.

  6. Yomama

    That fucking homo needs to pull up his pants unless he wants some fag to stick a cock in there

  7. Okay, let me join the chorus of “what is he wearing?” He looks like 2 different people put together into one photograph here. WHAT IS GOING ON? And her? I thought she had that kid a year ago. Whatever.

  8. Linda

    I wouldn’t come out if my father dressed like that either!
    Good for her for gaining a few pounds while shes pregnant. A novelty in pregorexic hollyweird.

  9. Assbestos

    Lol. Someday Ashley is going to look over and realize the horrible mistake that Pete is. I wish we could all be there for the expression on her face at that moment.

  10. RaraAvis

    Did he wear those pants hoping we wouldn’t notice the boots? What a douchebag. Poor kid. I wouldn’t come out, either.

  11. diddleysquat

    i wish i was famous so i could dress like a mental patient and still appear cool to everybody

  12. Inducing labor just because the mom is ‘tired’ of being pregnant is not a good reason. There are just too many risks involved.

  13. bigfred

    What the hell is going on with those pants!! What a fairy, that fag should punch himself in the dick for wearing those!

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