Ashlee Simpson makes highway pit stop

zing

At least she’s wearing shoes.

The SF guy forgot to throw in something about herpes and festering sores.

Good’ol ahslee simpson, she who likes to get wasted and go yell profanities at fast food restaurant employees, she just screams quality human being.

I guess we can just be thankful that her buttcrack is not featured in any of these pictures.

I would say she was daydreaming about the Land-Cock, but that look is more one of fear.

at least she’s not dipped in fucking *orange*

Ashlee Simpson makes highway pit stop where she dropped a deuce that oddly smelled like Fez’s 8 inches of self-imagined manhood…

#6 I’m pretty this skank can take any cock that comes at her

OMG Lou is sooooooo cool. First again. And still not a single bit of intelligence. Oh right, it’s my small dick, that’s why I don’t find humor in *zing*.

As for Ashlee, thank god for this thread, I was starting to worry after that last Ashlee one. She was looking good, but now, proof positive, she’s still fugly.

Wow, I actually thought that was Nicole Ritchie.

Holy shit I thought that was Paris Hilton. A closer inspection reveals that Ashley is still a huge fat pig in comparison. When she gets down around the 50lb mark she’ll be where she wants to.

all the peeshes, peeshes, peeshes ov mee

What’s with her hands clasped demurely beneath her chin? And the goggles?

Gerald why do you have to be such a hater? Didn’t your momma show you any love?

Those must be some fucking heavy ass sunglasses if she has to hold her head up like that, either that or she’s telling daddy she wants to play chokey, chokey, again…………..

She looks more pregnant than Britney in that last picture.

Lou, no but your momma did *zing*

See the proper usage?

The only thing I hate is seeing a thread fill up with 10 people all saying “First” or whatnot and never saying anything funny/mean.

Like I said on a Denise thread, the Superficial tagling should be “If you don’t have anything mean to say, shut up and go away.”

Here in the l’il ol’ south we have a term for truckstop hookers: “lot lizards.”

At second glance, she really does have that, “I just made a stinky” look on her face…

Gerald “Tyrant”

Gerald, I believe that you have “first” envy. I realize that you have given up on having a bigger cock or ever satisfying a woman but don’t loose hope on being first.

pro: hair and skin NOT dyed to match
con: she looks preggers in that dress

pro: you can never wear too many bracelets at once
con: those bug eye sunglasses have got to go

pro: her new nose looks good
con: a nose job is not a smart move for a singer…

pro: …but she’s a terrible singer, so what’s she risking really?
con: no matter how much surgery she has, she’s still ashlee simpson, and that’s gotta suck.

anyone see pepper dennis last night? olsen twins shit was kinda funny…

In the third picture of the bottom three it looks like a profile of Jessica because of the way she’s holding her mouth.
That’s the first time I’ve ever seen any sort of resemblance.

Lou, if you’ve been here longer than a week you’d know that I often get the first posting. And on those first posts, I even have comments.

As far as pleasing a woman, I’m reminded of a joke.

What does a woman’s face look like when she has an orgasm?

Who the fuck cares.

So Rastafarian friendship bracelets are de riguer for second-rate pop stars?

Does that means she’s “down with the herb”? I’m sure she LOTS of fun high. ‘Cause she’s super cool drunk. Just ask some McDonald’s employees.

sherry-co loves the carpet.

her nose isn’t fixed in those pics

oh and by the way.. the US weekly mag that comes out today reports that Ashlee actually brought in a pic of paris hilton the nose doc because she wanted her nose

I hate flip-flops. I don’t care how trendy they are. They’re the footwear equivalent of sweatpants.

Gerald, So do you view yourself as somekind of SF bully? Oh, no Gerald please don’t take my milk money I’ll get rickets. Boo hoo. I could give a fuck less how long you’ve posted but if it makes you feel special go right ahead thinking the way you do.

She’s probably just stoned or whatever…

She needs to either, have talent implants or have surgery to remove all the ashlee simpson.

Last time I saw a face that ugly it had a Simpson attached to it.

#4 – I bet you five million dollars your manager will like me, but fuck you ’cause you won’t kiss my foot. We have a situation up here! Things are getting out of hand!

Papa pisses, pisses, pisses on meeee!

#31. Amen, friend.

I like Ashlee. I find her amusing. Almost as amusing as the fact that TOM CRUISE LOVES THE COCK.

Where the fuck are you coming up with ‘bully’? You’re starting to sound like Sherry-co.

And where the fuck do you get off talking about “I could give a fuck less how long you’ve posted but if it makes you feel special go right ahead thinking the way you do.”

You’ve already admitted that in your pathetic, fed through cage bars life that getting the first post is all you have to look forward to.

I guess I can see where you misconstrue my plea for you to post something intelligent if you get the first spot, but I can also see how that is expecting too much. I also suspect that your reaction to sunlight might be the same way since you probably haven’t been out of your mom’s since you were 5, that’s right just a few years ago.

She has the ‘Paris’ look going for her, all right. Now, all she needs to complete the transformation is to appear in a video, bathed in night-vision optics, using baby-talk and attempting to swallow an enormous cock.

#26 – My face is normally red when I climax because I like to be choked.

Amendment to #36 – Before that goes ANYWHERE – I meant Papa Joe and the song. Not you HotNuts.

Gerald, you’re not in charge. Shut the fuck up. If anyone wants to hear your opinion on anything other than the article in question, we’ll ask.

I’m sorry, is she wearing a pink crushed velvet shirt under a black maternity dress? She’s starting to look very Mary Kate Olsen, aside from the mini-belly bump.

I think she’s cute

@41 – Yes, sir, I guess you’re in charge. What ever you say fuckwad.

wow, this is news?? i just took a dump…

If anyone would like to meet Sherry-co you can contact her here:

http://www.dating4disabled.com/users/profile.asp?userid=5814

I just read in the paper today that Ashpee will be performing at our local zoo this summer. You can’t make this shit up people (or should I say ppl).

SCLTC

#31 — I concur. I think heels are the ONLY way to go. Fuck “ballet flats,” too.

If you’re a woman, and you’re not currently wearing heels, you are probably:
a) fat
b) a lesbian
c) both fat AND a lesbian, or
d) incredibly comfortable.

I wear high heels while bicycling, at the pool, while giving birth, and when I’m on the treadmill. Sure, it makes the run a more difficult, but my calves never looked better. And you should see the looks I get.

1. Long scraggly blonde hair with black roots? Check
2. Orange tinted skin? Check
3. Big sunglasses? Check
4. Complete lack of talent? Check
5. Slept with Paris Hilton? Check
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