I don’t have a dirty mind like you sick perverts out there, so I don’t really get what’s so funny about this picture. So she’s pretending to eat an ice cream cone or acting like a panting dog or something. Why is that funny? I don’t get it.
 |
Courteney Cox's Shocking Confession About Her Sex Life – Huffington Post |
 Why Was This Celebrity Booed Off This Hit TV Show? – Fox News | |
| 50 Most Scandalous Cheerleaders in Sports History – Bleacher Report | |
| Skinny Star in a Bikini Talks About Being Anorexic – Evil Beet Gossip | |
| Sasha Grey keeps doing it for the kids. – TMZ | |
| Kate Middleton Steps Out On Her Own – Lainey Gossip |
Mary45 | December 2, 2005 at 1:42 pm
I don’t think she could even lick a popcicle let alone anything else!
HollyJ | December 2, 2005 at 1:45 pm
Related Side-Note: The tongue of the blue whale weighs nearly a ton.
FermentedGhost | December 2, 2005 at 1:48 pm
I agree with you whole-heartedly. Just because she’s thirsty and she was captured mid-motion of getting a drink of water through that giant straw she’s holding, people go nuts and assume the worst of someone. Listen, if you’re a drunken whore-slut that constantly pisses her pants even though you don’t wear panties because they would just get taken off every 8 minutes anyway, you’re going to get dehydrated. LAY OFF PEOPLE!
SideBar | December 2, 2005 at 1:48 pm
can someone please xplain to me why we still talk about this misfit….
TheRanchTooth | December 2, 2005 at 1:49 pm
What’s with the disgusting Borg Robo Tit?
SideBar | December 2, 2005 at 1:51 pm
guys…her “stage crew” obviously told her that her lyrics…otherwise known to her as “her lines” were on a magical projector screen that is invisible to everyone except her…to activate it all she has to do is wear a low cut top…bend WAAAAAY down…and try to lick her own cleavage…
FIVE0 | December 2, 2005 at 2:01 pm
When will all of these attention-whores finally quit their “careers” and do as Paris and just become 2nd rate porn queens? I mean I’m all for seeing the money-shots that they’d all have to take, just to pay their dues.
Wolfy23 | December 2, 2005 at 2:08 pm
Oh, who could get Ashley Simpson to pose in that position and stick her tongue out… *cough Joe Simpson cough* Wha? Whaaa!?? I’m just saying.
plumcrazy | December 2, 2005 at 2:15 pm
Shes so ugly, there is no way that Jessica and her are sisters, i believe one of the two are adopted…
argosreality | December 2, 2005 at 2:40 pm
Oh come now guys, its just rude to post a picture of someone elses blowup doll. *checks his closet* Shit, that was mine! :(
little_miss_perfect | December 2, 2005 at 2:41 pm
That is one mutant tongue.
Binky | December 2, 2005 at 2:43 pm
Apparently it’s caused by a lack of sweat glands. But, with her track record, I doubt if she could do than AND wag her tail at the same time.
Binky | December 2, 2005 at 2:53 pm
‘that* ‘ typo, so will try again.
UUUGGG ! It’s about time Gene Simmons wore that Kiss make-up 24/7 !!!
CoJo | December 2, 2005 at 3:00 pm
She’s so ugly, she needs to be good in this department (if you know what I mean), otherwise, how would she ever get a second date?
SideBar | December 2, 2005 at 3:03 pm
Second Date?? Whoa slow down cowboy…this is her trying desperatly to land a first date..you are moving too fast…
WickedBitch | December 2, 2005 at 3:05 pm
You guys’ve got it all wrong. She was giving a shout out to her homeys saying “Whassuuuuuuup.”
SideBar | December 2, 2005 at 3:07 pm
well if i had to guess..i would say nothing is “up” after a disply like this…
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 2, 2005 at 3:16 pm
Hey, this picture made me realize that I suddenly think Ashlee Simpson is hot!
Jenny | December 2, 2005 at 3:19 pm
Maybe Papa Simpson is trying to capitalize on the recent popularity of tiny little dogs. Maybe he was like, “Hey Ash, instead of buying a tiny little poodle and carrying it around in your purse, why don’t you ACT like a little poodle.”
CoJo | December 2, 2005 at 3:21 pm
Maybe this was her attempt to get that first date…”Hey everybody, look at me! I have a tongue, I know how to lick…and boobs…and I’m blond…my sister’s Jessica Simpson” DATE ME PLEASE!
BoredAtWork | December 2, 2005 at 3:23 pm
She’s just getting ready to lick up Jessica’s sloppy second’s (Nick), like she did with Jess’s singing career. Gross!
derekd | December 2, 2005 at 3:48 pm
Ugly? Whatever. She’s no super model but not ugly. Of course I can’t defend the fact that she has no talent. But hey as they say, “don’t hate the player hate the game.”
deluxxe | December 2, 2005 at 4:03 pm
wtf? no tongue piercing? pffffff. i thought she was supposed to be the “angst-ridden hardcore” sister? no tongue piercing + no tattoos = weak
SideBar | December 2, 2005 at 4:12 pm
she is slowly reinventing herself for a new country album…surely that will take…all she will have to do is whine and complain and be from Texas…it’s a sure thing. This is one of her first steps….becoming one with farm animals…
ayteesevn | December 2, 2005 at 4:44 pm
Apparently just sucking at life isn’t enough for Ashlee; now she’s taking advantage of innocent young microphones.
assholic | December 2, 2005 at 4:47 pm
good lord, the things you guys come up with…. she’s certainly aint ugly though she does have a beak for a nose….
punkass | December 2, 2005 at 5:14 pm
Can you say Courtney Love ;)
SirLestat | December 2, 2005 at 5:14 pm
I guess the picture had some effect on readers because nobody noticed the typo in the article title/webpage name
mikeski | December 2, 2005 at 5:37 pm
You know what I like? The hairpin. It’s the little things, really, that keep it classy.
Juliette | December 2, 2005 at 5:54 pm
lol hairpin..
She’s a whore, ’nuff said.
Francine-A-Go-Go | December 2, 2005 at 6:09 pm
Her tongue belongs to daddy.
The Scarlet Bitch | December 2, 2005 at 6:11 pm
Lay off, it’s a hot day, she’s happy, and someones going to feed her a scooby snack. Either that, or she dribbled tequila and she’s making sure it doesn’t go to waste.
derekd | December 2, 2005 at 7:09 pm
Everybody I’m sure noticed the typo SirLestat. But us faithful Superficial readers are already used to it and it is an exercise in futility to point it out. Editor? Editor? Iz thar an editour in the hoose?
valleyg | December 2, 2005 at 7:24 pm
She’s gross…and makes an ugly-ass blonde.
Even though Jessica and her define the term “dumb blonde,” her hair looks better when it’s poopy brown.
Beth | December 2, 2005 at 8:06 pm
I’d say this picture makes me gag, but well, you know.
“We’ll always have Paris.”
Nikk The Templar | December 2, 2005 at 8:07 pm
I actually really like this picture.
Aaron | December 2, 2005 at 8:59 pm
Dude, I think this photo is SO hot. I think her tongue is sexy.
assholic | December 3, 2005 at 12:17 am
you got your eyes checkd, mate? it’s the size of a dinousaur’s, really.
Bill Clinton | December 3, 2005 at 12:51 am
That picture is so perfect. I’m speachless. Takes me back…Monica had a tongue like that. :sob:
Ladies please pose just like that and send the pictures to me. (to cheer me up) BillClinton@funkb.us
Linnea | December 3, 2005 at 3:40 am
I was just about to go to sleep but now I’m going to be up all night dreading that that monster will come through my window.
MaMaMonkey | December 3, 2005 at 8:02 am
“Okay Ashley, down the hatch……”
billabong021 | December 3, 2005 at 10:56 am
So.. if i paint my shaft blak and my head silver, maybe I can actually trick her into a handjob? U know, I do think it might actually work..
sadietolstoy | December 3, 2005 at 11:29 am
Horrible, horrible. She is a pox on society and should be banned.
ZaZ | December 3, 2005 at 1:53 pm
Second the pox.
Here is a splendid oppurtunity for every penis bearing biped on the planet. The easiest way to shut it up.
Insert.
Amorena | December 3, 2005 at 3:51 pm
Actually, she had just heard a playback of a song she had sung… she was reacting honestly, if rather immaturely, to the sound before she realized it was her own voice she was hearing and recouped, quickly pasting on the simpson smile.
Bill Clinton | December 3, 2005 at 4:05 pm
42. Posted by billabong021 on December 3, 2005 10:56 AM
So.. if i paint my shaft black and my head silver, maybe I can actually trick her into a handjob? U know, I do think it might actually work..
____________
Very funny
But could you stand her horrid voice?
skinnygirl77 | December 3, 2005 at 5:52 pm
You said:
“So she’s pretending to eat an ice cream cone or acting like a panting dog or something. Why is that funny? I don’t get it.”
That’s because it’s NOT funny. She musta been drunk or something. Or desperate to get people’s attention.
Mr Thrash | December 4, 2005 at 1:50 am
skinnygirl77: “That’s because it’s NOT funny. She musta been drunk or something. Or desperate to get people’s attention.”
OR despearate to get people’s attention? Have you MET the Sisters Simpson? “Simpson” will soon become a verb, like Google or Xerox, meaning “to attract unnecessary and unflattering attention by consistently outdoing your last SPS (Stupid Publicity Stunt).” Example: “Hey, Tom Cruise is on Letterman tonight. I wonder if he will Simpson?”
leecain317 | December 4, 2005 at 2:25 am
PLATYPUS !!!!
Stacyy | December 4, 2005 at 3:14 pm
ewwwww did nybody else notice her tongue is.. is.. is just disgustingly/boring/repulsive/threatening??