- Kanye West can’t be having sex with Amber Rose. Just can’t be. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jude Law has a new daughter because apparently paying child support out the ass is his favorite. [PopEater]
- Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz reunite in Boston, and he seems to be giving her the classic Katie Holmes arm grip. You know, the one that reminds her not to show human emotion or Xenu will Klaxon ray them both to death. Yeah, that one. [Lainey Gossip]
- Amy Winehouse randomly shows up at schools and beats up kids now. What took so long? [Just Jared]
- Trevor Donovan must work out. [PopSugar]
- Kevin Federline will appear on the next season of Celebrity Fit Club and I will call that fat bastard “Messiah” if he eats Dustin Diamond. Messiah. [Celebslam]
- Jackson Rathbone was injured on the set of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Must’ve been all that lame, non-threatening, dry-humping vampire action. Shit will kill you. [WonderWall]
- Drew Barrymore has mommy issues. Oh, yeah, well Mackenzie Phillips’ dad stuck his penis in her for 10 years, so maybe quit your bitching. Just a thought. [The Blemish]
nastyjay | September 23, 2009 at 8:59 pm
eehhhh – kerplunk
mer | September 23, 2009 at 9:07 pm
She used to be so cute!
friendlyfires | September 23, 2009 at 9:21 pm
OMG, I’m still getting gigaton size migraines over the image of Mackenzie getting the white whale from Papa John Philips, the guy was enormous. Oxycontin and heroin cannot envelop and balm this pain. Sweat death, why hast thou forsaken me? I crave your dark bosom. Curse you all, curse you to Firecrotches damnation!
Adam | September 23, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Amber Rose is a Trannie. I’m sure of it. It even has a fucked up titty job. All she needs is the wrist scars and it’ll be confirmed.
Fifth! | September 23, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Fifth!
What? | September 24, 2009 at 1:44 am
Leggy? She’s like five-two.
Sickitten | September 24, 2009 at 2:44 am
Simpson is the Quintessential loser girl from high school who was a dirtbag and stayed the dirtbag.
Sickitten | September 24, 2009 at 2:48 am
#6, yes, you can be short and be leggy if you have the right proportions, like a miniature version of a tall model. Not one of those big boned short people you are used to seeing in your family.
ugg boots | September 24, 2009 at 3:30 am
I DO LOVE THIS
Bigo | September 24, 2009 at 5:56 am
She just gave birth to that Midnight Mougli Pooper or whatever and she’s back to shape… wow
jimmyiphone | September 24, 2009 at 7:38 am
She is charming, but a little problem, the skirt is a little short for her long legs.
jimmyiphone | September 24, 2009 at 7:42 am
She is charming, but a little problem, the skirt is a little short for her long legs.
Hey | September 24, 2009 at 8:16 am
@6: She’s actually around 5’6, so she’s not tiny. #8 is right, you can be short and have long legs. It’s considered to be the ideal combination, in fact.
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chopper | September 24, 2009 at 9:11 am
still a brainless talentless hack..and all the nose jobs & short skirts in the world cant fix that.
not kanye | September 24, 2009 at 9:22 am
nice stems!
Kapow | September 24, 2009 at 9:32 am
Ashley Simpsons still fucking hot!! Aint no way Im sayin no to that
EricLR | September 24, 2009 at 10:48 am
If that’s the “leggy” look, then I have several crack whores in my neighborhood who are also leggy.
Delgo | September 24, 2009 at 11:34 am
I’d lick them
Jail | September 24, 2009 at 11:40 am
Leggy? Try chinny.
Galtacticus | September 24, 2009 at 1:35 pm
With those heels anybody would be leggy.
Darth | September 24, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Isn’t there much acting talent required in Melrose Place?
fuck this | September 24, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Oh come on, yes she has a nasty chin and is odd looking and is a simpson and married pete wentz and birthed his heathen emo spawn and… where was I going with this? Oh right she does have nice legs, admit it, just because the rest of her is barftastic does not mean her legs aren’t great. Like Katy Perry and her magic boobs, except the rest of her is far less yucky than the rest of Assley Chinson. Also Assley apparently has decent boobs too or well that’s what her Dad said and we all know by now that Hollywood Dad’s know best when it comes to how hot their daughters private parts. Fuck this world is such a disgusting place.
lola | September 24, 2009 at 4:11 pm
She looks almost unreal in these shots. Ashley is as beautiful as she can look. No real woman would ever wear this outfit, but it work for the show
Beastman AIDS | September 24, 2009 at 5:29 pm
The link to the Kanye story at the top (Drubken Stepfather) is NSFW.
Beastman AIDS | September 24, 2009 at 5:31 pm
FISH – could you plz note that the link to the Kanye story at the top is NSFW.
(Porn Banners)
fop | September 24, 2009 at 7:12 pm
That’s not leggy, that’s gigantic fuggo shoes.
il | September 24, 2009 at 8:37 pm
she looks so good! loooving the outfit and the hair :)
wine clubs | November 21, 2009 at 8:38 pm
If anyone would have told me 4 years ago that she would end up hotter then her sister I would have laughed in their face….pretty amazing really!
gill 12 | January 20, 2010 at 10:00 pm
—Hey! —-wouldn’t it be cool is Simpson shluffed-off
the pop-slop jive —and came out and spilled about
Hollywood’s decades of cover jobs and financial
‘involvements’ for the most awesome —and unoutted
-genocidal regime in history —-across the Pacific.
ABSOLUTELY TRUE KIDS!
—————-Uhhhhhh! ——HUH!