Ashlee Simpson is leggy and other news

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2009

- Kanye West can’t be having sex with Amber Rose. Just can’t be. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jude Law has a new daughter because apparently paying child support out the ass is his favorite. [PopEater]

- Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz reunite in Boston, and he seems to be giving her the classic Katie Holmes arm grip. You know, the one that reminds her not to show human emotion or Xenu will Klaxon ray them both to death. Yeah, that one. [Lainey Gossip]

- Amy Winehouse randomly shows up at schools and beats up kids now. What took so long? [Just Jared]

- Trevor Donovan must work out. [PopSugar]

- Kevin Federline will appear on the next season of Celebrity Fit Club and I will call that fat bastard “Messiah” if he eats Dustin Diamond. Messiah. [Celebslam]

- Jackson Rathbone was injured on the set of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Must’ve been all that lame, non-threatening, dry-humping vampire action. Shit will kill you. [WonderWall]

- Drew Barrymore has mommy issues. Oh, yeah, well Mackenzie Phillips’ dad stuck his penis in her for 10 years, so maybe quit your bitching. Just a thought. [The Blemish]

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