Apparently Ashlee Simpson is the jealous type and freaked out last week whenever any girls tried to get their picture taken with her boyfriend Pete Wentz. Page Six reports:
In Chicago last weekend with boyfriend Pete Wentz to stop by the Blender Sessions at the Hard Rock Hotel and help Crobar Chicago co- owner Mike Matushcka celebrate his 40th birthday, Simpson refused to let any girl come between herself and her man. When female fans tried to take their pictures with Wentz, Simpson “got whiny and dragged him away,” a spy said.
Dude, it’s Pete Wentz. It’s not like she’s dating George Clooney, or Brad Pitt, or me. It’s like getting upset because somebody’s trying to steal your garbage. Which I wouldn’t be surprised if she did. She probably just runs around her garbage bin shooing people away. See, because she’s Ashlee Simpson. No brain.
Yo | August 10, 2007 at 11:37 am
Late
D4P | August 10, 2007 at 11:37 am
She’s probably jealous of all the attention the other “it” girls get too.
I don’t blame her for being jealous. She’s every bit as stupid and untalented as they are.
Duchess of Dork | August 10, 2007 at 11:38 am
She’s jealous because people care more about some dude than her.
vanman | August 10, 2007 at 11:38 am
Who the hell is pete wentz?
JustMe | August 10, 2007 at 11:39 am
Obviously Pete Wentz is the best she could get. Hold on to that piece of garbage, Ash!
Bite Me! | August 10, 2007 at 11:42 am
Who the hell cares about any of this?
JustMe | August 10, 2007 at 11:42 am
#4 – Pete Wentz is a fag from a gay band called Fall Out Boy who wears more eyeliner than your girlfriend and enjoy taking pictures of his teeny weeny genital.
mrs.t | August 10, 2007 at 11:43 am
Insecurity of this type rhymes with Daddy Issues.
???????krazihottkelli??????? | August 10, 2007 at 11:43 am
Do the fuckin Hodown, bitch?
Bob | August 10, 2007 at 11:45 am
So 14-year old girls make her jealous?
jrzmommy | August 10, 2007 at 11:45 am
She needs to watch the scene in Full Metal Jacket where Animal Mother says “Well, if you ask me, we’re shooting the wrong gooks.” I don’t think it’s girls she needs to keep away from Gimme-Skeet Pete…
???????krazihottkelli??????? | August 10, 2007 at 11:47 am
U zay hez gay becoz of the eyeliner? I think hez hott with that
eyeliner..who carez if he iz gay…zweetazz…and zhez like
not good enough for him…?
JustWonderin | August 10, 2007 at 11:48 am
If the guy that runs this site is in the same class as Clooney and Pitt then why is his pictures never posted doing manly things to some fine filly. I’m Just Wondering?
veggi | August 10, 2007 at 11:52 am
I thought Fall Out Boy was what happens in Jimbo’s zipper region whenever bikini pics are posted here.
wedgeone | August 10, 2007 at 11:54 am
#11 – Best war movie in the last 20 years.
R. Lee Ermey rocks! I wish that KrazyFatKelli would take every piece of advice that he uttered in that movie.
Who gives a rats ass about either of these wankers? Find some real news, Fish! Help us out here! Has Britney been arrested yet for that hit-and -run car accident that you reported a couple days ago? Where has Jessica Simpson been hiding? Nothing on her for months seen here! Probably a good thing, but still ….
wedgeone | August 10, 2007 at 11:57 am
One more thing:
Anyone else notice a strange resemblance between Alfred Molina and Pete Wentz? Coincidence?
Dumbass | August 10, 2007 at 11:57 am
I would be a good thing if these 2 died in a firey car crash
Bite Me! | August 10, 2007 at 11:57 am
@15 Wedgeone, You are not the only one being trolled today. I think Sibal has been let out of her cage again.
RichPort | August 10, 2007 at 12:00 pm
HI JRZ!!! How are you managing to post while on vacation? Fuck off Mr. Trolly McTrollerson!
Duchess of Dork | August 10, 2007 at 12:01 pm
#13
Because he doesn’t intend for you to take him seriously. This is a humor based site. I never thought that would have to be explained.
Christ on a Crotch | August 10, 2007 at 12:01 pm
See folks, Ashlee is not a singer, musician, actress. She’s just a person who gets her picture taken. She’s not a celeb; she’s a hanger on.
So we can’t expect her to understand the constraints of being a celeb and doing press junkets and having to grit her teeth and sign autographs for the sake of her career.
ssdd | August 10, 2007 at 12:01 pm
She rubbed her WWDD bracelet 3 times and made a wish….
What would Daddy do
What would Daddy do
What would Daddy do
The outcome was to walk away on the basis that-
If you’re near cameras and I’m not getting a cut- walk away.
Annie Rexia | August 10, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Oh, I heard that he also likes “making out” with guys as well as girls.
anna | August 10, 2007 at 12:06 pm
George Clooney, or Brad Pitt??? GROSS, they are not cute at all!! George Clooney is some old gray no lip grandpa, and Brad Pitt is some 50 year old washed up southern red neck hick!! Choose better looking men next time.
ipromisetoplaynicely | August 10, 2007 at 12:07 pm
fuckin’ emo dork fuck
justsomebastard | August 10, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Pete really does look like a faggot. Look at that hair.
p0nk | August 10, 2007 at 12:12 pm
who makes these hats? i need to make a stock portfolio investment quick.
^^^^^^KrazyHotKelliKlone^^^^^^^^^ | August 10, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Pete iz a turd burglar
I zhould know
he ztole zome of mine
while he waz ranging
my rump
wedgeone | August 10, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Jessica Simpson’s pussy is so sweet.
I love Britney, I pretend when I masterbate that I’m licking Jessica’s and Britney’s pussy. This makes me hot. I can’t orgasism without thinking of the two of them. They are my life. It’s all I have.
Eddie | August 10, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Host. You’re a fag.
FRIST!!! | August 10, 2007 at 12:21 pm
I would suck his dick and any other dicks that need sucked.
^^^^^^^KrazyHotKelliKlone^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | August 10, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Britney iz filthy and dirty
and likez to zuck on my toez
and put her finger
up my azz while she talks dirty
and callz me sanches
FRIST!!! | August 10, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Dicks are good for something..for sticking in my mouth. I was raised to suck dicks. I lived in the Mountains and I learned early what to do.
^^^^^^^^KrazyHotKelliKlone^^^^^^^^^^ | August 10, 2007 at 12:25 pm
#31. Pete likez to zuck dick
zo you will need on
to zuck
^^^^^^^^KrazyHotKelliKlone^^^^^^^^^^^^ | August 10, 2007 at 12:27 pm
the mountainz make
it eazier to go down your
throat?
My Precious | August 10, 2007 at 12:28 pm
She is Gollum lurking in Jessica’s shadow
Kentucky Hillbilly | August 10, 2007 at 12:29 pm
FRIST!!! Getcha ass back to der mountin, didchu forgit bout dem diks dat er
waitin fur ya?
wedgeone | August 10, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Damn, I’m so hot right now..
I’m about to burn right through my pants. Those girls make me so hot just thinking about them. I think I’ll fuck my boss since I’m so hot to trot.
Annie Rexia | August 10, 2007 at 12:33 pm
I wouldn’t be suprised if Tinkerbell carried a purse.
wedgeone | August 10, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Shit, my boss is out of the office right now.
Who the hell is that coming in? It’s the little white boy from downstairs that empties the garbage. He’ll do, I’ll just close my eyes and pretend it’s Britney and Jessica Simpson.
^^^^^^^^^KrazyHotKelliKlone^^^^^^^^^ | August 10, 2007 at 12:43 pm
#40. Pete likez little boyz too!
u have that in common
Fluffy Butt | August 10, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Madd insecurity runs in the family………
Ashlee | August 10, 2007 at 12:46 pm
personally y’all, I’m gitten kinda sick of Pete. All he ever wants ta do is shop, and gee willikers, It sure would be nice if’n he cleaned his shit off the dildo “fore given it back ta me.
BaldAsBritney | August 10, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Relax idiot, any female fans of Fallout boy have to be home and in bed by 10 pm most nights anyway.
BaldAsBritney | August 10, 2007 at 1:00 pm
#11 you win todays best Full Metal Jacket qiute of the day. my personal favourite is “Easy, you don’t lead ‘em as much” but it really isn’t relevant to this post so fuck it.
Beer Baron | August 10, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Arrgg, I hate those stupid huge 80s sunglasses. And who’s this dude? When did looking like a nerd become cool? This guy looks like he’s a hybrid-child of Steve Buschemi and an Albino Ethiopian woman. DOWN WITH NERDS!
Big Mama | August 10, 2007 at 1:05 pm
He’s a dog and she looks like Pinocchio in that hat.
SHallow Val | August 10, 2007 at 1:11 pm
FRIST – you are so fucking funny…….looking that is (hahaha).
No seriously, you are a scream!!!!
Keep em posting.
jude | August 10, 2007 at 1:13 pm
um im definatly not a huge FOB fan but open ur eyes- hes sexy as hell
curlyfrie | August 10, 2007 at 1:28 pm
hello!!!