Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are having a girl. The due date is October 31, and Pete’s so stoked he’s actually sewing clothes for the kid, according to an insider for Star:
“When Pete heard he might have his baby on Halloween, he went nuts. For an emo-rocker type like Pete, that would be just too perfect!”
The daddy-to-be is so excited about his daughter’s arrival, he’s even taken up a new hobby — sewing baby clothes!
If I ever had a child, the last thing I’d do is sew it clothes. Unless, of course, you count a burlap sack. Who wants to go to the lake?
Photos: Flynet
dave | July 17, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Ewww
barbara | July 17, 2008 at 2:08 pm
number one
gab | July 17, 2008 at 2:09 pm
SECOND
Miss Kitty | July 17, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Poor kid…
Joshua | July 17, 2008 at 2:14 pm
What’s he making the clothes out of, his own dignity? He’s not going to have enough material for anything bigger than a g-string. Course, he could use that to look like less of a pussy. You know, by wearing it on his head.
bob | July 17, 2008 at 2:15 pm
BOOBS!
Davebarbarandgab AreAssClowns | July 17, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Dave, Barbara, and Gab…you are all faggots. Anyhow, so is Pete Douche Bag Weenie-Wentz and his mini-Emo protoge Ashley God Damn emo-homo kids need a swift smack with a pipe wrench on the throat. That would shut up those winning, no good little ass pirates once and for all. Emo Kids are so retarded and I am announcing September 1st as NATIONAL EMO KID BEATDOWN DAY for 2008!
bob | July 17, 2008 at 2:19 pm
BALLS!
bob | July 17, 2008 at 2:20 pm
PENIS!
hot mess | July 17, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Way to go Pete! No man should feel emasculated by sewing their baby clothes…or by wearing a shirt that matches thier wife’s purse.
Fing A | July 17, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Dear emo-rocker Pete Wentz,
Here’s another hobby you should try: cutting yourself. Go deep.
Julian | July 17, 2008 at 2:24 pm
I can’t look at a picture of Pete Wentz without wanting to kill something. If there is a just and fair God, why would he allow something like Pete Wentz to live and make money.
One | July 17, 2008 at 2:26 pm
The man could not be more gay if he tried.
Penis LickerWentz | July 17, 2008 at 2:26 pm
In a Blender interview in March 2007, Wentz assured that he was bisexual, stating that he has kissed males before and that “anybody above or below the waist is totally fair game.” In the May 2007 issue of The Advocate, Wentz opened up about his sexuality, stating that he is sexually attracted to males, and he’s had sexual relations with other men because “I’m a fan of penises”.
Silly little homo kid, dicks are for chicks! I’m guessing he had Ashley artificially inseminated, because there is no way that little pansy ass bitch is putting his pee pee in a girl.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | July 17, 2008 at 2:26 pm
They’ll probably name the little shit something androgenous like Leslie, Stacey or Brett.
veggi | July 17, 2008 at 2:27 pm
He’s developed plenty of skill while repeatedly sewing up his torn rectum.
Crazy Old Bitch | July 17, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Hey 1-16, read closely, cause I’m only going to type this once. TCLTC, and there’s nothing you can do about that. He likes to be the bottom in gay sex, and his bottom has an insatiable appetite.
Fin
P.S. Pete Wentz seems pretty fucking gay too.
mike | July 17, 2008 at 2:36 pm
There was just a write up on this here: http://www.congoo.com/Entertainment/Celebrity-Gossip
Its a bit strange
Holyfuck | July 17, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I have had about all I can take of this “where’s Waldo?” look. And whoever brought back the Ray Ban Wayfarer look should be shot.
What the fuck does Emo mean anyways? I seriously have no idea. Is Emo slang for retard or something?
Ferdinand Narcos | July 17, 2008 at 2:44 pm
I wonder how much Papa Joe’s paying his faggot ass to cover up the whole incest thing.
Ferdinand Narcos | July 17, 2008 at 2:46 pm
There’s no way he’s ever had his penis inside this daddy humpin’ skank.
timmy | July 17, 2008 at 2:48 pm
LOL…Pete Wentz is such a little fag!
timmy | July 17, 2008 at 2:48 pm
LOL…Pete Wentz is such a little fag!
Wentz=faggot | July 17, 2008 at 2:59 pm
won’t be long before Pete sucks off guys in a bathroom somewhere…
kenny | July 17, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her
I was wondering if you see the resemblance?
jrz | July 17, 2008 at 3:06 pm
The only thing “Petey” is going to be sewing is a patch on the AIDS quilt.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | July 17, 2008 at 3:09 pm
#25 – Resemblance? Between what? Your face and that splattery shit I just mercilessly unleashed upon the porcelain god? Yeah, kinda…
kenny | July 17, 2008 at 3:15 pm
#27 Elliot_Spitz_on_Her
Do you see the resemblance between your pubes and the hair on your head??
dude_on | July 17, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Could these two be any less relevant? They give Heidi and her effeminate boyfriend a huge run for the money. What is it with D-listers and their girly-men?
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | July 17, 2008 at 3:27 pm
#28 – Thanks Kenny! And here’s a round of applause… clapclapclapclapclap… wasn’t he great ladies and gentlemen?
Now asshole amatuer comedy hour is that way ——————————–>>
You better hurry.
BM | July 17, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Ugh. Why is EVERY celebrity having a baby girl?? we dont need anymore dumbass retarded whores running around that were raised by dumbass retarded whore parents.
grobpilot | July 17, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Motherfucker can’t even tie his own shoes and he’ll be expected to care for an infant? Maybe he’ll permanently sew his dick to his thigh while hand-stitching a pair of socks and be unable to reproduce ever again.
Famous Plastic | July 17, 2008 at 3:34 pm
WHy does Ashley always have the exact same stupid smirk on her face? She looks so insecure.
jake | July 17, 2008 at 3:44 pm
#33, her smirk is one that says “I’ve never actually been fucked by Pete Wentz.”
Randal | July 17, 2008 at 3:46 pm
It’s been baby mania as of late in the entertainment industry, so this is not a shocker. Congratulations once again to the both of you and even more so now that you’re having a baby girl. She’ll be pampered and loved by the two of you more than enough times!
Randal
toolboy | July 17, 2008 at 5:02 pm
I hope he sews his vagina shut.
dude | July 17, 2008 at 5:13 pm
LOL @#5 JOshua~
Well played, sir.
Frank | July 17, 2008 at 7:36 pm
When Pete grows up he’s going to be embarrassed about how he dressed when he was a kid. Oh, wait… he’s nearly thirty.
The Regulator | July 18, 2008 at 1:44 am
My husband actually beat up Pete Wentz a couple of years ago at a show here in Chicago.
Jeniffer | July 18, 2008 at 5:09 am
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
Omnibacon | July 18, 2008 at 10:01 am
That is going to be one ugly kid.
gerard Vandenberg | July 18, 2008 at 12:19 pm
PITTY pete!!
NOOOO FAGGOT under construktion!!
jess | July 20, 2008 at 7:36 pm
wow. leave them alone people they didn’t ask to be put on this website. they had an invasion of privacy… lay off of them they are just people living. ooh, ahh. big whoop she is pregnant and ya’ll don’t like the baby daddy story of celebrity life everywhere. get over yourselves.
Stunt Girl | July 21, 2008 at 11:43 am
Since when did Ashley Simpson start looking like Nicole Richie? I know that her older sister is no role model, but she can’t be that desperate Shirley?!
AelitaxRose | July 21, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Number 43, Jess… Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares about celebrities feelings they’re all aliens.
Lulu | July 22, 2008 at 11:28 am
Haha.. Burlap sack. Such poor taste, yet I laugh..