Ashlee Simpson is laughing off rumors of her nose job despite obvious photos suggesting otherwise. When asked about the speculation surrounding her nose yesterday, she replied:
“Everybody’s already saying it, so I just don’t talk about it. I’m like, OK, whatever. It doesn’t bother me.” But when asked whether the rumor was true, the 21-year-old singer didn’t confirm or deny it, but just giggled more. “Maybe – who knows!”
Somebody should explain to Ashlee about the magic of photography. We already know she’s had a nose job because we can see it. Lying about it isn’t going to convince anybody of anything, except that maybe she’s a fucking liar. And was born with a tail. Because Ashlee Simpson was born with a tail. And if she says otherwise she’s lying. That’s what she does.
#46 you are a moron.
Nice one Papa, may I join in? I’ll start with . . . her old nose was so big, when it rained her shoes stayed dry.
Land-Man, that was dumb. The kind of jokes teenagers make.
Did middle schools cancel classes today?
Anyone else notice that in the second photo her shaddow has no nose?
Cue press releases from her shaddow neither denying nor admitting that it has had a nose-ectomy.
Is it true that Ashlee Simpson got lost in Appalachia looking for, “authentic hand-carved birdhouses and healing simples”, and got forcibly sodomized by the neck of some 90-year-old hilljack’s “corn likker” bottle? I swear that was in People not too long ago. I think the article said that her nose got broken because he beat her face into a split-rail fence while his 400 lb. “Eatin’ hog” did something like, “chewed her faggot-lovin’ cunny and swilled the leavings”. But People sucks.
LandMan’s the shizzle y’all…
It’s all in fun guys. I don’t get mad when people make fun of Louisiana trailer trash.
Believe me, I have no problem making fun of vapid tarts with no talent. Saying “she gave her nose to a jew” is so easy
Wow, is this kike day on SF? I will throw you from the Temple just like our Lord did. Except, unlike Jesus, I will throw you out with my Land-Cock.
60.
see, that’s much better. historical reference + metaphor + sophomoric (but land-man-esque) humor.
works.
#49 – That’s why he made the move “Far and Away.”
#55 – I can’t tell on some of these pics, but then there are 1,000 photogs on those access hollywood shows and it’s a flashbulb frenzy. Do you think sometimes that’s why the shadows look all jacked? That is just my theory, I do think her nose actually looks like that. Or maybe she’s a witch, do they have shadows? I know it’s vampires who can’t see themselves in the mirror.
So Hurly.. why don’t you bless us with your sophisticated brand of humor instead of picking fights with everyone else.
Well… we’re WAITING…
wait for it, pinky.
i posted all over the place yesterday.
where’s sherry-co?
Her new nose is cute..cute enough to shade a dirty sanchez
No thank you.
67th!!!!!!
If she just got a chin-job she would be verrry hot… But plastic.
Hurley, Can’t believe I actually took time out to read some of your posts from yesterday.
Yes, you are correct that you posted all over the place. Yet, I saw not one witty comment or anything that was even remotely funny. Yet, you find it imperative that you pick on one of the funniest posters on this site, Land-Man.
Yes, you throwing out philosophical questions about children and marriage qualify you for opening nite at the Laugh Factory.
I finally occured to me that we haven’t been able to focus on Ashlee’s talent due to her nose. Now we can finally get to see it.
All we need, is an electron microscope…
Her nose job looks great. With a little more work, she’ll be alright, instead of looking like Alice the Goon from the Popeye cartoons.
Me thinks that we’re not obsessed with lamebananas. I think that someone’s obsessed with all of us. I just said it cause I haven’t seen that hermaphrodite on this thread and I didn’t want a “Stupid Girls” radio edit reply.
I think she looked better before. it was more distinctive, now shes looking very generic. boring.
Tag, you’re it today Land-Man.
Why am I not surprised?
And yes, with her new nose, she’s just not Ashlee anymore. From the side her nose doesn’t even fit her face at all. But no amound of plastic surgery would ever make me like her.
69.
oh sure, the two times i was serious..
why do you care so much, anyway?
The only surgery that would make me like her, would be a radical procedure perfected in Cuba (of all places)is called an Ashleerectomy. This procedure involves the complete und total removal of all of Ashlee Simpson from this plane of existence.
I hate celebs who have obvious work done, then deny it. Especially when you look like a different person afterwards. Her and Meg Ryan should start a club.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000303.html
She needs a full face and personality transplant. It’s so obvious. Even the end of her nose is different. She just had the bump shaved off, yeah RIGHT!!! That’s a whole new nose.
I don’t blame her for fixing her nose, but please do something about that chin! She is still an untalented hick.
I wish my sister was famous.
#2 ahahaha– yes, and it’s also her drummer’s fault for whacking her with a drumstick, and…oh there she goes, doing another hoedown…
From the looks of the picture, it looks like someone did a pretty damn good job on that nose. Havn’t we all seen bad nose jobs? I give it a thumbs up.
Britney Spears called…. she wants her nose back.
…and the hat she lost 2 years ago.
#83, I agree. It is a good job. She should own up to it instead of pretending like it didn’t happen. It’s an obvious change. Denying it just makes her look stupid. Like denying the lip synching and then getting caught. Didn’t she learn this lesson already?
Oh bay-by bay-by!! She’s not..that..innocent.
Ashlee had a legitimate medical reason for having her rhinoplasty. It seems my ‘short curlies’ kept getting clogged in her nostrils which led to recurring infections. The surgery simply gave her better clearance for when she’s gulpin’ down the ‘Lil General’.
#88- Did you just blatently tell us your General was little? Guess that makes you unattractive to Tom Cruise.
#44- very much.
TCLTC
“LIL”= Large, Impressively Land-Manesque
#78, Yeesh! Meg went from Cutesy to looking like that fat mom who always brings the potatoe salad casserole with the crushed fritos on top to the pot luck.
This just in. Ashlee Simpleton’s old nose is up for sale on Ebay…
Her new nose looks SOOOOOO good, though. I have to admit it. Kudos to the knife-man (or woman)
If she keeps lying it will grow back like pinochio!
NAR! I LIE! YOU LIE! EVERYONE LIES! NOT SAYING SOMETHING IS A LIE! KEEPING A SECRET IS A LIE! YOU ARE A LIE.
Stop lying… she was annoying before and she’s annoying after. She’s not bananas. She’s a talent-less hack.
Bad nose jab, too. The side is too squared off.
There’s an obvious difference between her nose in both pictures. does she think everyone is that stupid not to see it? Wait, she’s that stupid…actually…
It sure looks a hell of a lot better than it did before. You could probably have fit an ear of corn up one of her old, unimproved nostrils. Or a cock. Or a fist. Damn, that would have been a fun game to play with her. And what’s with her spelling her name “Ashlee”? Is “Ashleigh” or “Ashley” too good for you, you pretentious whore? Like, you’re SOOO unique and different! God damn her to hell. She makes me want to kick-kick…her in the fucking face!
Ashlie?
Wow, i’m on fire tonight!
It are only two blondes (idiots) in the family or there are still others as a nurse of them?
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