Ashlee Simpson is laughing off rumors of her nose job despite obvious photos suggesting otherwise. When asked about the speculation surrounding her nose yesterday, she replied:
“Everybody’s already saying it, so I just don’t talk about it. I’m like, OK, whatever. It doesn’t bother me.” But when asked whether the rumor was true, the 21-year-old singer didn’t confirm or deny it, but just giggled more. “Maybe – who knows!”
Somebody should explain to Ashlee about the magic of photography. We already know she’s had a nose job because we can see it. Lying about it isn’t going to convince anybody of anything, except that maybe she’s a fucking liar. And was born with a tail. Because Ashlee Simpson was born with a tail. And if she says otherwise she’s lying. That’s what she does.
Lou | May 11, 2006 at 9:15 am
zing.
Lou | May 11, 2006 at 9:17 am
I’m sure her nose looking different is just a side effect of acid reflux.
Vampyreska | May 11, 2006 at 9:22 am
Maybe she has the same disorder as Michael Jackson.
#1- Can you stop zinging? It is annoying.
Shelley Bonnechance | May 11, 2006 at 9:22 am
If I’d gone from that awful-looking “before” nose to the cute “after” nose, I wouldn’t bother lying about it. I’d be so glad to have had the nose I started with rearranged into something less reminiscent of Halloween, I’d be chasing down the paparazzi and demanding that they take pictures of my adorable new nose from every angle, including right up the nostrils.
DonLes91 | May 11, 2006 at 9:23 am
OMG! Those are like SOOOOO photoshopped!
YunGunna | May 11, 2006 at 9:24 am
4….
errr… maybe she should blacken herself and still deny it ..
TOMCRUISEluvsthecock | May 11, 2006 at 9:25 am
Someone needs to convince her that to really look good, she shouldn’t stop with getting the nose whacked off. She needs to have her whole head removed. This would improve her looks, her singing and save me a lot of $$ on paper bags when I’m banging her.
TOMCRUISEluvsthecock | May 11, 2006 at 9:26 am
Almost forgot:
Tom Cruise loves the cock.
Proteon | May 11, 2006 at 9:26 am
9TH!
Lou | May 11, 2006 at 9:27 am
@3 I can but I feel it would be exercise in submission and since I have my leather corset on today and need to stay in character. I will have to wait until tomorrow.
But really let’s get back to the troll in question.
Zapp Brannigan | May 11, 2006 at 9:31 am
In the second photo, she looks like the pre-fat Britney Spears.
brewdick | May 11, 2006 at 9:31 am
is the one on the right the before picture?
momma | May 11, 2006 at 9:32 am
Who cares about Ashley Simpson? Why are the only posts in the past 18 hours about her?
uncle_leo | May 11, 2006 at 9:33 am
My granpa has that very hat.
DancingQueen | May 11, 2006 at 9:33 am
She obviously has had her none done, why lie about it? That reminds me of Patrick Dempsey (Grey’s Anatomy) in People Magazine’s “most beautiful” issue last week. They asked if he’d ever consider plastic surgery and he said something to the effect of he didn’t think so, but maybe in 20 years. He SO had a nose job about 10 years ago!!! Anyone ever see him in the 80s in the movie “Can’t Buy Me Love?” LIARS and DENYERS, all of them!
liya | May 11, 2006 at 9:35 am
I’m sick of this skank, if it isn’t paris hilton then it’s this bitch. Come on SF yu can do better than this, MOVE ON
Renegade Priest | May 11, 2006 at 9:39 am
May be Tom Cruise could have some surgery… preferable invasive and without for of pain relief.
Vampyreska | May 11, 2006 at 9:41 am
Seriously why doesn’t the paparazzi stalk some new people… like Reese Witherspoon or Sarah Michelle Gellar…This whole dumb site is about Paris, Lindsay and the Simpson bimbos. *yawn*
eatmyass_sherry-co | May 11, 2006 at 9:41 am
Who gives a shit about this lipsyncing, lying, annoying, sings like shit, has herpes, stupid bitch.
I loved the link to Papa Hot Nuts myspace.
TCLTC
Dr.Rokter | May 11, 2006 at 9:43 am
“I’m like, OK, whatever.”
-Marcus Tullius Cicero
To Roman Senate, 63 B.C.
uncle_leo | May 11, 2006 at 9:43 am
why didn’t she slim down that bulbous chin while she was at it? or at least center it
roflynsolo | May 11, 2006 at 9:44 am
Ashlee, Britney, Jessica, Lindsay-none of these girls have a fraction of the vocal talent of Christina Aguilera.
Italian Stallion | May 11, 2006 at 9:45 am
So when does Jay Leno get his chin back?
Vas Deferens | May 11, 2006 at 9:46 am
Old nose, new nose, who gives a shit? The bitch is still ugly.
uncle_leo | May 11, 2006 at 9:46 am
she needs some black sunglasses, a sparkly glove and patent leather loafers to complete her “bad” look.
brewdick | May 11, 2006 at 9:46 am
i meant the is the left pic the before…
hurley | May 11, 2006 at 9:47 am
13 & 16: totally agree.
i’m ready for something new. why don’t we have any documentation of Richard Simmons being gay?? in the decades and decades of all his shenanigans, he’s never been seen publicly with any man or boy?? and natalie merchant
snark | May 11, 2006 at 9:49 am
#2
ha! i love it, i love it, i love it.
i give the simpson family 9 more months of fame. it’ll be all downhill after that. i see these two girls following in the footsteps of courtney love, farrah fawcett, teri hatcher, melanie griffith, etc…joker faced, pill-addicted has-beens trying desperately to cling to their youth.
Jacq | May 11, 2006 at 9:52 am
#3 – Don’t know about the disorder, but she’s definitely wearing his nose.
I’m disagusted by her rhino, rhino, rhinoplas-tee.
Jacq | May 11, 2006 at 9:55 am
Now her nose won’t be proportional to her mahoosive chin.
Binky | May 11, 2006 at 9:57 am
What ? She doesn’t like people being nosey ?
The Nose Knows !
It’s a well known fact there was a sale last month at one California clinic for the ‘Paris Hilton Snot-Rocket’ – so who’s she trying to kid?
Ok – I’m done.
dirt chicken | May 11, 2006 at 9:58 am
Maybe Jessica can use the same surgeon to get her saggy fun-bags back above her belly-button.
suzy | May 11, 2006 at 9:58 am
why deny something to obviously
ESQ | May 11, 2006 at 10:05 am
Great she did something about her nose, but why stop there? She needs to fix that chin of hers.
86 | May 11, 2006 at 10:17 am
1. Scraggly long blonde hair with black roots? Check!
2. Ultra-baby-pink lips? Check!
3. Said lips pursed void of any teeth reinforcement? Check!
4. Windswepts bangs? Check!
5. Wearing or standing next to someone wearing a fedora? Check!!
It’s okay guys, she’s cool.
JVC | May 11, 2006 at 10:21 am
I actually prefer the old nose.
That chin, on the other hand…
Land-Man | May 11, 2006 at 10:27 am
Ohhhh
It seems like I can finally
Rest my head on some Land-Balls
I like the way that feels
Fisher55 | May 11, 2006 at 10:29 am
check out this photo of Ashlee taken on St. Patrick’s Day:
http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/MyWebFilms/Drama/WizardWest2.jpg
gammanormids | May 11, 2006 at 10:38 am
I saw the pictures but I haven’t read the title yet and I first thought it was a post about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears…
That girl has no talent, no voice, no beauty and now, I think she doesn’t own a original face.
Queen LaQueefah | May 11, 2006 at 10:40 am
I’M GONNA CALL THIS RIGHT NOW: In a month or so, she’s gonna start saying she had a deviated septum and had to get the operation, which is why, also, she couldn’t sing. Although everyone knows she’s a talentless ugly bag of shit.
Mark my words: “deviated septum”
86 | May 11, 2006 at 10:41 am
HA! @38
86 | May 11, 2006 at 10:42 am
I should totally try to be famous if everyone else is doing it.
Lala | May 11, 2006 at 10:47 am
I KNOW she got a nose job and you know how I know? I have a flat tire because of that nose. Yup, that’s right. I got a flat tire yesterday and had the car towed to the local gas station. The mechanic said he originally thought it was a nail in the tire, but then he pulled and pulled and out came the rest of Ashlee Simpson’s nose.
She owes me a new tire.
PapaHotNuts | May 11, 2006 at 10:48 am
@ 19
Do you love me now?
Fisher55 | May 11, 2006 at 10:51 am
i heard tom bought her old nose for dildo usage
Land-Man | May 11, 2006 at 10:53 am
She sold her old nose to a jew.
PapaHotNuts | May 11, 2006 at 10:56 am
Her old nose was so big, she could actually smell the alphabet.
Spindoc | May 11, 2006 at 10:59 am
The stupid thing is why deny it, she’s already been busted for lying a few times…i.e. when she said she didn’t yell at that guy behind the counter in MacDonalds and then the video footage came out…or when at first she said her band hit the wrong button on SNL, then changed her story to say she had acid reflux and couldn’t sing. Bitch, Whitney Houston was a crackhead for 10 years before it affected her voice, don’t tell me heartburn is whats responsible for you sounding like somebody’s kicking a bag full of cats.
Spindoc | May 11, 2006 at 10:59 am
Oh yeah, and Tom Cruise likes pussy…..FAR AWAY FROM HIM!
pagebetty | May 11, 2006 at 11:13 am
Ashlee a LIar? Why? IT SAYS HERE SHE DIDN’T CONFIRM OR DENY!! HEllo! LEAVE her Alone! Her new nose looks GREAT!