Ashlee Simpson apparently wants to do her own sister, according to the latest issue of Women’s Health:
“My sister has an incredible body. I feel sorry for anyone who would judge her, because she’s one sexy lady.”
ASHLEE: What do you want for Christmas this year, Daddy?
JOE: Remember that interview where you said you loved Jessica’s body…
ASHLEE: Tee hee. Oh, Daddy.
JOE: *pulls a gun* We don’t joke about the Baby Jesus’ birthday in this house! Jumping Jacks. NOW!