Ashlee Simpson: ‘I love Jessica’s body.’ Keep going…

November 16th, 2009 // 42 Comments

Ashlee Simpson apparently wants to do her own sister, according to the latest issue of Women’s Health:

“My sister has an incredible body. I feel sorry for anyone who would judge her, because she’s one sexy lady.”

ASHLEE: What do you want for Christmas this year, Daddy?
JOE: Remember that interview where you said you loved Jessica’s body…
ASHLEE: Tee hee. Oh, Daddy.
JOE: *pulls a gun* We don’t joke about the Baby Jesus’ birthday in this house! Jumping Jacks. NOW!

Photos: Getty
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  1. p911gt10c

    Hmm, sister on sister porn……I’d watch but I wouldn’t be happy about it.

  2. yakazulu

    whore sisters

  3. going Rough: a superficial life

    For some reason I like this idea. Any pics of Jess kissing her back?

  4. Superking

    “Hmm, sister on sister porn……I’d watch but I wouldn’t be happy about it.”
    Of course you wouldn`t be happy to see a pussy for the first time in your life…

  5. Tim

    That’s sad. Jessica’s become so fat that her sister has to prop her up.

  6. Facts

    ” I feel sorry for anyone who would judge her, because she’s one sexy lady.”
    ________________________________

    Huh? Jessica’s sister entire career was built on people judging her. She once was judge as hot, and became famous for that. Now that she’s thick and gross, people will continue to judge her.

    Can’t have it both ways. Like any other fat person, Jessica is solely responsible for the condition of her body. Fat is neither desirable nor healthy. People will point this out until the end of time.

  7. Mr.Mr.

    for a second, i thought jessica was being touched inappropriately in the first pic.

    but taking a second look… maybe ashlee is just inappropriately touching herself.

    or maybe… i just want a sandwich.

  8. Judge

    #6 stop making sense!

  9. Ninth!

    Ninth!

  10. 10!!!

    10!!! What is my prize??

  11. @ Facts

    “Fat is neither desirable nor healthy. People will point this out until the end of time.”

    LOL. Until the end of time, huh? How long have you been around to speak so absolutely? Contrary to your ignorance, a “fat” woman has not only been considered healthy AND desirable, but also wealthy. This waif thin fad has only been around for the last 50-60 years of so. Look at timeless art.
    I understand it’s not worth arguing with people who actually think Jessica is “fat”, though. I just think it’s sad, that’s all.

    Jessica’s body is beautiful, soft, and feminine.
    Honestly, do guys really prefer Ashlee’s body over Jessica’s now?

  12. PabloHoney

    I always thought Jessica Simpson looked like a man in drag, until she got chunky.

    Now she looks like the white trash I see at night spending food stamps at Walmart. Except, they were sweatpants more often.

  13. RtSS

    Jessica and Ashley give her tongue, deep tounge in that sweet ( but somewhat fattened spoit underneath the deress and panties. I a porn take of Jessy and Ashylee going at it with each reaching a mindblowing sreaming orgasm ending ending in spurting some lovely girl jucie into the otheres face.
    Girl-On-Grild,girl-on-girl, GIRL-On-Girl… Let see those two bumuping vaginas.

    Hef you need to get a girl-on-girl pictorial. Let’s get with it.

  14. RtSS

    Jessica and Ashley give her tongue, deep tounge in that sweet ( but somewhat fattened spoit underneath the deress and panties. I a porn take of Jessy and Ashylee going at it with each reaching a mindblowing sreaming orgasm ending ending in spurting some lovely girl jucie into the otheres face.
    Girl-On-Grild,girl-on-girl, GIRL-On-Girl… Let see those two bumuping vaginas.

    Hef you need to get a girl-on-girl pictorial. Let’s get with it.

  15. RtSS

    U want to see Ashley, eating the shit ofut of the beig fat jeneffier. The young beatuty, eating the pussy of the bigh fat over wheight has been to meke her feel better. Ashley is a has beent to, but the thnik is she’d not so far down the rowna and if she laps here pussy good and pushes jessica to a screaming orgasm, I’ll be happy.

  16. missywissy

    All in all, this was a really stupid post. Just because her sister stuck up for her doesn’t mean they are incest.

  17. great, another person who likes fat chicks

  18. Tim

    “Honestly, do guys really prefer Ashlee’s body over Jessica’s now?”

    Let’s see – Ashlee;s long lean legs, nice breasts and flat stomach, or Jessica’s stumpy, tree trunk legs, round gut, shoulders like a linebacker, and floppy cans?

    Only a fat girl would ask this question.

  19. The best manager

    If these two sisters were smart, they would work out for a few months and get in the best shape possible. Then get together for a girl on girl film. Then it accidentally gets “stolen”. They threaten to sue for about 10 days to work up the interest & chubies. Then release it and make 30-40 Million. Sex tapes are the norm now. It’s time to profit while the bodies are hot. Their appearance bookings would go through the roof.

  20. Harry

    Jessica has self esteem issues, clearly. Her sole talent was to be hot – yet now she has completely let herself go and squandered her one asset. Now, she just another fat hillbilly redneck.

    You’d have to have very poor self esteem to not exercise a little, eat a little less, and preserve your career. Instead, she wallows in her fatness, can’t get an real job as a performer, and instead is becoming another Delta Burke or Kristie Alley.

  21. C'mon, magazines; show some intelligence...

    Why is ANYONE interviewing this talentless twat? She’s got the IQ of an icecube; she’s not someone to ask a question & expect a thoughtful answer…

  22. Jon

    Hahahahah Jessica is wearing fat girl clothes. Very loose and hides her figure. Fat girls also have bikini’s that look like that.

  23. FACE

    Jessica is the best peice of white arse in Hollywood. I would totally crush that!

  24. cndgrl

    Forgive me if Im wrong but isint Kim Kardashian one of the most sought out girls out there right now. Kim is definately not a waif and Jessica isint fat. Now Kirstie Alley or Oprah thats fat. Gawd you people are just f-ed up.

  25. Please baby, the truth

    cndgrl, admit it, you like to massage your clit.

  26. Sport

    Looks aside, are there two DUMBER sisters anywhere in the world?
    Yep – I considered the Spears’ girls, too. No contest.

  27. Dr Drew

    Jessica is a fat cow.

    Those who defend her weigh are doing so for personal psychological reasons – they are Jessica’s size or larger, and don’t wish to face the reality of their own obesity.

  28. Jessicas fat?

    ” 6. Facts – November 16, 2009 11:52 AM

    ” I feel sorry for anyone who would judge her, because she’s one sexy lady.”
    ________________________________

    Huh? Jessica’s sister entire career was built on people judging her. She once was judge as hot, and became famous for that. Now that she’s thick and gross, people will continue to judge her.

    Can’t have it both ways. Like any other fat person, Jessica is solely responsible for the condition of her body. Fat is neither desirable nor healthy. People will point this out until the end of time.

    Thanks, Dr Phil. Oh, and not only are you wrong- but go fuck yourself. If you think she’s still ‘fat and gross’ you’re fucking retarded. Go take a short hop in front of a train.

  29. Smarm

    ” 28. Dr Drew – November 16, 2009 5:08 PM

    Jessica is a fat cow.

    Those who defend her weigh are doing so for personal psychological reasons – they are Jessica’s size or larger, and don’t wish to face the reality of their own obesity.

    Right. You mean, shes a fat cow standing next to those Ethiopian-esque tramps you think are ‘hawt’, right? Dont be a fucking idiot. She was heavy, then she slimmed back down. And who the fuck are you to call her, or anyone else who thinks shes fine, out? Meanwhile your fatass sits at home eating chocolate covered twinkies and playing w that thimble you call a cock, imagining what it’d be like to bone the very girl you’re trying so hard to dog. Die, thanks.

  30. Jenks

    #29 and #30 (same person, BTW) has a weight issue, apparently.

    The Sisterhood of the Chunky is a large, angry mob.

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  32. Why don’t they fuck each other and videotape it. That would make first celebrity incest porno ever!

  33. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Soooooo….. act on your incestuous lust for your sister and make sure the link to the video gets posted here………

  34. cc

    God, these two talentless bitches are still around? And why does Jessica always stick her tongue out…is she five?

  35. Louier

    What Jessica needs is a good F*ck!! I’m the person that’s willing to give her that. I’ll make her forget about her last boyfriend quarterback..what’s his name? Oh yeah.. “Homo” and become a Giants Fan! Park an ambulance outside the house.’cause she’ll need CPR after I’m finish with that Texas Twang!!

  36. Would never have thought 5 years ago that younger sis would look better

  37. Wow, haven’t heard fomr Ashlee in a while.

  38. Yooo great job with this post! LOL it did something for me.

  39. Good post!As i was passing by here and i read your post.

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