Ashlee Simpson showed up to the InStyle Summer Soiree last night looking uncharacteristically good. You know what would be awesome? Ashlee’s body with Jessica’s breasts. I know Joe Simpson’s thought about it. That’s why his Christmas list consists of only three items this year: A hacksaw, duct tape and one of those pens where the chick takes her top off when you hold it upside down. The man’s obsessed.
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chris | August 21, 2009 at 4:14 pm
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anon | August 21, 2009 at 4:16 pm
She looks washed out and washed up, but still infinitely better than Jessica.
Jonny | August 21, 2009 at 4:16 pm
… this looks “good”?!?!?! BRUTAL!
Roger | August 21, 2009 at 4:16 pm
This post prooves the Superficial writer is indeed A) Gay and/or B) legally blind.
Nate | August 21, 2009 at 4:17 pm
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Douche
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Douche
carly | August 21, 2009 at 4:17 pm
She looks horrible, always does. Jessica is soo very much prettier and healthier looking. Ashley always looks greasy and jus plain nasty. Her style does not suit her at all. She is way too skinny and has zero curves. Eww
TopaCat | August 21, 2009 at 4:18 pm
where is her ass in #8?
Zee Brat | August 21, 2009 at 4:19 pm
She looks emaciated. I guess everyone is entitled to their opinion. How are her arms so thin if she has to carry her child around everywhere?
weaselspeed | August 21, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Jeez… lookin to much like an olsen twin here… eat something woman!
ROUGH Daddy | August 21, 2009 at 4:24 pm
I liked the old nose! I know pappy Joe wouldnt dare recommend such a surgery….
Kelley | August 21, 2009 at 4:24 pm
This chick has had more plastic surgery than Elizabeth Taylor and Dolly Parton … Holy Jesus, man … yikes.
Che What | August 21, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Dang, she looks awful! (body is banging tho).Get some tanner on that girl & get some degreaser! The blond is hot… Really, who is managing this girl, put some clothing colors on her to match her pale complexion, the silver makes her look washed out. And cut the greasy look. Ack!
mj | August 21, 2009 at 4:27 pm
if by “good” you mean she looks coked out then, yeah, she looks “good.”
Randal | August 21, 2009 at 4:27 pm
This is one family with many great genes! From singing, dancing to acting, the Simpson sisters are a combination of all, sprinkled with a beauty that is hard to match. Keep looking good, Ashlee!
Randal
gotmilk? | August 21, 2009 at 4:28 pm
uugh could she look greasier?
Tim | August 21, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Jessica has a gut, fat arms, man-chin and retard eye. And legs like tree stumps. She’s alos super short. All Jessica has are her oversized cans – which look great in clothes, but are fat girls boobs – no firmness, no tone.
So, with that being said, it doesn’t take much for hier sister to top her. She doesn’t have Jessica’s weight problem, has a nicer face than Jessica (no man-chin, no blank stare) but is a bit pale.
Over and out.
Deacon Jones | August 21, 2009 at 4:31 pm
I’m going to go out on a limb here and sound totally gay….
(mmph phhtft ommph) Thatdressisabadcolorforher.
WOOOOOOOOOO!
Time to go slam my head into the wall
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | August 21, 2009 at 4:31 pm
holy sh%t what Mack truck slammed into her ass. It’s like a straight line from head to heels back there. Uncharacteristically good, are you kidding. I wouldn’t go putting down Jessica for Ashley’s sake, Jessica still has all the right curves in the right places.
Keith | August 21, 2009 at 4:35 pm
She’s got a rocking bod. Not like her fat short sister with the beer gut and thunder thighs.
Bad News Robot | August 21, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Nice stems
~[o_o]~
susan suzie | August 21, 2009 at 4:40 pm
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Nacole | August 21, 2009 at 4:41 pm
THIS is considered good looking? PLEASE! Jessica has curves that women are SUPPOSED to have and that men WANT! Ashlee needs to eat.
Pale skin and no figure.
yessica | August 21, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I usually don’t like her behavior and antics but she always dresses better than Jessica.
Hank | August 21, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Haha – all the fat girls are now posting to defend fat Jessica and trashing the good looking, healthy sister, who isn’t obese.
Notice the words that the fat girls use for “fat”? “Curves”. LOL
pasteve | August 21, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Fish, thank you for confirming my theory that any skank, no matter how greasy or emaciated, looks better after you give her a pearl necklace.
veggi | August 21, 2009 at 4:48 pm
@19
I lol’d..
dalkj | August 21, 2009 at 4:55 pm
definitely better looking than jessica right now. her legs look delicious.
nastyjay | August 21, 2009 at 4:55 pm
in between those legs, is where i wanna be
bang dang | August 21, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Why is that plastic-faced skank supposed to be famous?
Jake | August 21, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Those thighs look like a bit of heaven.
Life’s not fair. Poor Jessica ended up with the squatty elephant trunk thighs.
GrammarMenshevik | August 21, 2009 at 5:09 pm
If you think this looks good even compared to “fat” Jessica, kill yourself.
Blech | August 21, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Ashlee Simpson? Really?? I thought I was looking at a photo of one of the Olsen twins.
Superevil | August 21, 2009 at 5:09 pm
She looked hotter 5 years ago
Joe Simpson | August 21, 2009 at 5:09 pm
@30 – You go nastyjay! And for another $14.99, I’ll throw in her sister the human doorstop, plus two extra Sham-Wow’s!
agentgirl007 | August 21, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Ashlee always looks greasy…especially her bangs! ick.
Amy | August 21, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Yeah, because every female wants zero boobs, a baby at 20, and to be married to a fag. I’m so jealous.
Meanwhile, Jessica has huge boobs, and got to fuck both Nick and Tony and has no children. Yeah, I bet she’s green with envy.
hotmom | August 21, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Well said Amy. I 100percent agree with you….
super awesome-o | August 21, 2009 at 5:28 pm
does she have a wonky eye?
Nameless | August 21, 2009 at 5:31 pm
There’s nothing Ashlee could do to overpower Jessica’s awesome bewbage. However, without her bewbs, even Jessica would be akin to well, Ashlee.
titsonsnack | August 21, 2009 at 5:47 pm
I don’t care, I hate her. I can’t stand her. And her husband’s a woman.
Tom K | August 21, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Last picture…………..Nice fucking legs!!!!
Face looks dirty, but other then that still better then her sister Miss Piggy aka Jessica.
I give it a 7.
titsonsnack | August 21, 2009 at 5:52 pm
She’s a fucking chucklehead and she grosses me out. It doesn’t even matter what she looks like physically, she could have more plastic surgery and transform herself to the most beautiful woman on earth and she would still make me feel icky, like she smells her own farts and eats her toe jam.
bobby_da_Perv | August 21, 2009 at 6:07 pm
shes too skinny and has no ass or tits, Jessica on the other hand is smoking
farthammer | August 21, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Moley little bitch.
techman | August 21, 2009 at 6:21 pm
She looked kinda OK until Katie Cassidy got into the picture and made her look like a little girl playing dressup.
zuzuspetals | August 21, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Jesus, that chin. She could open cans with that thing.
miss dixie | August 21, 2009 at 6:30 pm
remember how everyone was saying the opposite just a few years ago? poor jess. also, what is with that ginormous chin implant?
sir loin | August 21, 2009 at 6:53 pm
looking better that that heifer Heidi Montag. ashley looks OK but Heidi is just F-A-T!