Ashlee Simpson recently talked about the smorgasbord of physical and psychological problems that have made her the Carrie of hollywood starlets.
“When I went to ballet school, I was around a lot of girls with eating disorders, and I actually had a minor one myself,” she said. “It was about six months of not eating too much at all. I was 11 and 5 feet 2 and about 70 pounds. My parents stepped in and made me eat. That really helped a lot.” Now she says her best feature is her rack. “I have amazing boobs. I do, I know it. They’re not too big, not too small. They’re just perfect.”
It’s always a red flag when someone says their best feature is something you can’t see. It’s like Stephen Hawking saying his best feature is his vertical leap. I’m not buying it till she shows us the goods. And judging by the somewhat fragile nature of her self-esteem, that won’t be long. All those weeks of following her around and calling her ‘Fatlee Blimpson’ will soon pay off. Oh yes.
Ashlee Simpson’s Battle With Anorexia [ETOnline]
UPDATE: And just for reference, here’s Ashlee at the Billboard Music Awards yesterday. Perfect boobs? You be the judge.