Ashlee Simpson-Wentz gave birth to a baby boy last night and simultaneously won the “You’ve Got to Be Shitting Me” Award for the most ridiculous baby name. People reports:
Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long.
“Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!” a spokesperson tells PEOPLE.
Bronx Mowgli Wentz. So I’m guessing Chewbacca Squishypants was already taken?
Congrats to Ashlee & Pete and best of luck to Bronx. You’re gonna need it.
Photo: WENN
The kids initials are BMW?!? Seriously?!
Oh bloody hell.
To my surprise, someone saw her profile with hot & sexy photos and videos on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^M i l l i o n a i r e L o v i n g. C O M^^^^^^.
They name their kid so his initials are BMW. They name their kid after a half-ass luxury care.
Please kill your heroes.
Care? Car…what’s the difference?
BMW is a less attractive acronym to school bullies than say, HUMMER or A2M
I think they were going for a high score in scrabble.
Bronx? Like Ashley or Pete have ever been to the Bronx… LOL
They seem like a nice couple, but they shouldn’t have given in to the celebrity trend of naming your child the stupidest/ugliest/”deepest” name possible. Why not name him Joe after the grandpa? They gave their dog a nicer name for heaven’s sake. I’d rather be named Hemingway than Bronx.
No offense to those from the Bronx, my parents grew up there and they told me it was a delight. Heheheh.
BRONX?? im sick of the MAX, KNOX, BRONX, MADDOX bullshit! Sooo played out!
Wasn’t Mowgli a baby who was abandoned and raised by wolves?
So, are they hating each other yet? I give them 2 years, at the most.
I think I’ve become imune to celebrity baby names, cuz I just don’t have a reaction anymore to the names these people give their children.
My last reaction was with Suri, which sounds to me like some kind of Indian goolash. Shiloh sounds like a dog’s name, and Pax sounds like the letters on a robot that stand for the manufactuer’s name.
Isn’t Mowgli the kid’s name in ‘The Jungle Book’? Poor kid.
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Say the name “Bronx Wentz” outloud. It feels like biting down on a nail file.
Nice try, but they couldn’t beat Gwen Stefani.
PETE WENTZ CHANNELED HIS INNER NEGRO (YES, HIS MOTHER IS BLACK) BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY LILY WHITE ASHLEE WOULD HAVE COME UP WITH THAT GHETTO BOROUGH AS A “COOL” BABY NAME.
Aaaahahahhahahaha…
Bronx Mowgli Wentz… initials BMW… What a douche!
LOL
http://www.bronx.co.za/
it’s a gay bar in south africa.
banging parents those two are gonna be.
I can understand why clueless, irritating people who are physically attractive make it onto this site. But what are clueless, irritating people who are way fugly doing here?
fyi– “mogwai” means monster in chinese.
“mowgli” is the name of the kid from the jungle book, a novel by rudyard kipling. i think mowgli is an interesting name and has more character than “bronx.” and mowgli wentz sounds much better bronx wentz.
it’s the combination of bronx and mowgli and wentz, and the initials bmw, that screw the whole thing up.
Apparently Brooklyn was taken, so they resorted to the borough were puerto ricans and scumbags reside…
Just another argument for the forced sterilization of all celebrities. Bronx Mowgli is the kid’s name. Pete Wentz is his dad. Joe Simpson is his grandpa. That kid is fucked for life.
@#68
That’s not monster in mandarin chinese (I’m pretty sure there’s no language called chinese- it’s pretty much dialects and mandarin). That’d be mo gui.
#64, I’m pretty sure Pete Wentz is German.
My kids going to be called Harlem Jersey Hoboken
Americans are fucking idiots.
@9
You had to google Mowgli?
How old/stupid are you?
Bronx? Bronx? How does a father from Illinois and a mother from Texas, both now living in California, come up with Bronx? Come on.
#69, slight correction – puerto ricans and albanians/italians. but you were so close.
As a Bronx resident I would like to thank them for screwing up my google news alerts.
I only hope that one day soon they make it into the NYPD Blotter.
#75, #9 is not as dumb as #45 who claims “mogwai” is the Jungle Book character.
They’re probably not serious. If Britney could trick the public about her kid’s name, they could. Sure why not.
I heard Mowgli is some fag character from a book for fags. Are there any homos here to confirm?
Wasn’t Gismo a Mowgli? no wait he was something else… close enough. ok I think it’s the era of coming of with the most fucked up name for celeb’s kids. What’s next??? —This is my kid Penis face and his sister Pussy lips… Good lord.. what happened to Shawn or Ryan??? Good names..
They should of called the kid fucked … cause that’s what he is with that name!
Look at the silly pretenders acting like they are emo rebels and all that? It’s so hateful they have a kid and named it something that will haunt and cause misery for him all the days of his life on purpose..? Daddy and Mommy want you to be an entertainer outcast. It’s a cutesy name they fought over and worried about for months. Has to stand out and be freaky. Forget enjoying life, education or accessing any normal career. What loosers and stupidos., they ought to be taken to the woodshed and taught a few things about life.
The Jungle Book (1894) is a collection of stories written by Rudyard Kipling. The stories were first published in magazines in 1893-4. The original publications contained illustrations, some by Rudyard’s father, John Lockwood Kipling. Kipling was born in India and spent the first six years of his childhood there. After about ten years in England, he went back to India and worked there for about six-and-half years. These stories were written when Kipling lived in Vermont.[1]
The tales in the book (and also those in The Second Jungle Book which followed in 1895, and which includes five further stories about Mowgli) are fables, using animals in an anthropomorphic manner to give moral lessons. The verses of The Law of the Jungle, for example, lay down rules for the safety of individuals, families and communities. Kipling put in them nearly everything he knew or “heard or dreamed about the Indian jungle.”[2] Other readers have interpreted the work as allegories of the politics and society of the time.[3] The best-known of them are the three stories revolving around the adventures of an abandoned ‘man cub’ Mowgli who is raised by wolves in the Indian jungle. The most famous of the other stories are probably “Rikki-Tikki-Tavi”, the story of a heroic mongoose, and “Toomai of the Elephants”, the tale of a young elephant-handler. Kotick, The White Seal seeking for his people a haven where they would be safe from hunters, has been considered a metaphor for Zionism, then in its beginning.[
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jungle_Book
they’re next kids gonna be called Baloo.
their next kid is gonna be called Baloo.
I’m betting on Queens Nemo.
http://starcasm.net/archives/1724
The only way Lil’ Bronxie could make up for that name (sounds like what you would name a wolf) is by being cute and he’s not ever getting any help from his parents in that area so they felt really bad and gave him BMW for his initials so he would seem cool when he is ready to get laid and therefore be able to procreate one day cuz they both know there is a 110% chance he won’t ever get laid based on his inherited looks.
Would everyone just shut the fuck up about what they named their baby?
That’s their business, not yours.