If only they could do plastic surgery on a person’s brain.
Oh, wait, they can. It’s called frontal lobotomy. That’s what she needs.
Big Jim….she ain’t got enough to spare!
Someone please explain why every pic of Ashlee looks hot and every new pic of Jessica, she looks like hell… conspiracy???
Hey, i AM Jessica Simpson, remember?
I think the nose job was a success…she’s cute. Matter of fact, she’s cuter than Jessica now. Her butt, however,is disgustingly flat. Is THAT what guys want? Yipes.
by -= ChebyratoR =- on
Hey, that was my first cut and paste, ever! Go 21st century! (the NAME fucktards)
where was I? Oh yea,
Yes my friend, yes you are gay. And by friend I mean that ass-puppet who sneaks into my room at night and sucks my cock while I am asleep. How many times have I woken up to your pimply, tom cruise lovin’ face nibblin my balls? to many, bitch. Happens again, I’m gonna shoot to kill. Right after I nut on your face.
Ummmm … Picture 4: Plumbers Crack! She looks good, better than Jessica … if I had her money, man- I’d have slimmer hips, smaller breasts, bigger lips and a vacation home in Bora Bora, Key West, Vermont and I’d OWN my apartment in NYC and I would have the biggest walk-in closet in the US …
I don’t see a scar, but she has great hair !!
Gee, that lack of hatred from the blood art thread seems to have worn off….still at work, fuckers
Ashlee Simpson visited [was abducted] my offices [quansit hut] in Beverly Hills [Ciudad Juarez]. I consulted [threatened]with her about the pros and cons of rhinoplasty [demanded she remove the monster atractor from my head]. After careful consideration [tearful pleading], she finally decided [escaped]to consult with a more experienced [licensed] surgeon. While I was flattered [enraged] by her consideration [defiance] in this particular matter [crime], I cannot claim having had any part in her subsequent operation.
I did suggest that I could “remove the stupid from her” with a coping saw and some urine-soaked rags, but she felt that this simple outpatient operation could wait for the time being.
Dr. Rokter, give me the news,
I gotta bad case of lovin’ you!
Reminds me of the old Confucius saying, ” If brains were dynamite, you may be able to blow your nose.”
(Which always surprised me, as dynamite hadn’t been invented-maybe he meant ‘fire quacker’)
Looks like she had a blast.
But her belt isn’t what it’s cracked up to be. What’s with that ?
59 Is that the best you could do? Cockcruiser – moron so clever.
The difference between you and a washing machine is that when I dump a load in the washing machine, it doesn’t try write shit about me later
Oh, oh, I know what that scar-like line is… her true pubic hair line, after the wax job she needs to wear those fugly pants.
You know… I never thought I’d say it, and especially not on thesuperficial…but…
Ashlee’s face looks better than it did.
Although those pants suck. And so does her voice. And so does her hair. And so does her sister, the ape.
Count much, tubby cunt?
She should have told the surgeon to fix her man chin as well. Anyway, I have to say it is an improvement. Her new nose is quite smaller, it’s pretty noticeable. Look up an old pic and compare. As for it changing her voice, she couldn’t possibly sing any worse so if her voice changes it will probably change for the better.
Hey SF, why don’t you post pics like this. And BTW that site’s writer(s) are much funnier.
Note: I have nothing to do with that site. But check it out. http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7669/1922/1600/60272_celine31.jpg
Tranny go goble a dick like a tranny should.
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