not to mention jessica!!
I’ll get that nose back in shape with a few righteous dick slaps.
#16 Just don’t use TC’s pogo stick. You don’t know where it’s been.
Rule # 1 when wearing low-riders…. even if you weigh 92 pounds, you can still have a muffin-top.
….when they took off the hump…they threw the best part of her away….
I just want to jump up on the stage and fill the crack with Spackle
Joe: “I hate how you sneeze when my pubes get all up in your nostrils.”
Ashley: “What should I do?”
Joe: “I want you to talk to this doctor I know.”
Ashley: “If you say so, Daddy. Whatever you want.”
Joe: “That’s my girl.”
Ashley: “What can he do for me?”
Joe: “Whatever you like. They say laughter heals everything, after all. Plus, he’s really going to fuck up your face.”
Ashley: “What’s his name?”
Joe: “Dr. Rockter.”
watch and see…she’s gonna be taking that new nose out for a ‘test drive’ and end up making Hohan look like a virgin…..she’s going to be ho-baggin’ that new schnozz all over the SF in the coming weeks – I can see it now……
Anyway,did her arms shrink?Its like I want to throw herring at her,but she lost her beak so I guess not.
I’ll admit she does look better with that new nose. Now all she needs is a voice transplant and she’ll be all set. Her music still sucks, and she’s annoying.
Dudes, Jewel is gone, thank Xenu!!!
I like how ugly or boring or obnoxious people call their trollness “character.”
“She’s ugly enough to wilt a flower, but she certainly has character!”
I say ALL big-nosed people need to go under the knife… Gov’t regulated, federally-funded annihilation of big-ass witch noses.
She looks ahelluvalot better, but as clarkehead points out, it won’t make her interesting or talented. =( How pathetic for her.
i don’t know if i’ve seen this here before, but it bears repeating:
she does NOT make me wanna la-la.
Now if she would never talk/sing again and get some ass to actually fill out those jeans, she’d be alright.
mmmm i like the way she holds that microphone
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nooo the penises didnt turn out right! Damn you TOm! fine ill use preview next time
Are you blind? I mean, really legally blind or whatever? Ashlee is hideously ugly. Poor thing isn’t even one of those ugly girls with a really wonderful personality that makes the girl prettier, she’s whiny, vapid, dumb as a post, untalented and probably fucking her dad. Incest is so not hot. God, even people in West Virginia know not to fuck their relatives, why didn’t the Simpson freakshow get the damn memo? The nose job didn’t help, she needs to just go in for a total overhaul . Maybe they can give her a face transplant or something. I’ll donate my dog to eat her face. Hell, it might even be an improvement.
didn’t make much of a difference i’m afraid….although she’s giving paris a run for her money in the ass crack dept.
3rd pic down looks like she has a c-section scar or something
am I seeing a scar? Or are my eyes playing tricks??
I dunno. I think she is a babe now. Surprising what a small change like that does for your entire look.
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