Ashlee Simpson gets a new nose

May 8th, 2006 // 154 Comments




  1. CruisingForCock

    Those pants are too low. In the third pic, looks like love handles and not even going to talk about the ass crack.

  2. sweetcheeks

    That nose job will make snorting blow a LOT easier. She was sick of putting it in her butthole.

  3. CruisingForCock

    Looks like she should borrow Jessica’s ProActive.

  4. ellaminnowpea

    maybe she should consider having some of that horseface chin shaved off – she could stand to loose an inch or two off that…

  5. -= ChebyratoR =-

    LO LO LO LO V E ok im not gay but the shit is catchy and its on the radio atm :|

  6. at first you can’t even tell. but then you notic there’s no bump. She’s so stupid though, because it’s barely noticeable.

  7. CruisingForCock

    46 I’m thinking you’re:

    - not anywhere near your 20′s
    - a plumber that is so fat typing that made you break out in a sweat
    - trying really hard to stay in the closet

    I can say all that because I am smokin’ hot

  8. CruisingForCock

    56 Is that what people told you after you got your surgery? At least, I hope you fixed that nose.

  9. hey, cockcruiser, you’re a moron.

  10. Jewbacca

    She needs something done to her jawline and she’d be really hot. She’s got a hot body, not as good as Jessica but I wouldn’t kick either out the bed.

  11. BigJim

    If only they could do plastic surgery on a person’s brain.

    Oh, wait, they can. It’s called frontal lobotomy. That’s what she needs.

  12. ellaminnowpea

    Big Jim….she ain’t got enough to spare!

  13. DocMike

    Someone please explain why every pic of Ashlee looks hot and every new pic of Jessica, she looks like hell… conspiracy???

  14. Hey, i AM Jessica Simpson, remember?

  15. Supermodelmom1

    I think the nose job was a success…she’s cute. Matter of fact, she’s cuter than Jessica now. Her butt, however,is disgustingly flat. Is THAT what guys want? Yipes.

  16. TrannyGranny

    # 55
    by -= ChebyratoR =- on

    Hey, that was my first cut and paste, ever! Go 21st century! (the NAME fucktards)
    where was I? Oh yea,

    Yes my friend, yes you are gay. And by friend I mean that ass-puppet who sneaks into my room at night and sucks my cock while I am asleep. How many times have I woken up to your pimply, tom cruise lovin’ face nibblin my balls? to many, bitch. Happens again, I’m gonna shoot to kill. Right after I nut on your face.

  17. ImCurly

    Ummmm … Picture 4: Plumbers Crack! She looks good, better than Jessica … if I had her money, man- I’d have slimmer hips, smaller breasts, bigger lips and a vacation home in Bora Bora, Key West, Vermont and I’d OWN my apartment in NYC and I would have the biggest walk-in closet in the US …

  18. ImCurly

    I don’t see a scar, but she has great hair !!

  19. TrannyGranny

    Gee, that lack of hatred from the blood art thread seems to have worn off….still at work, fuckers

  20. Dr.Rokter


    Ashlee Simpson visited [was abducted] my offices [quansit hut] in Beverly Hills [Ciudad Juarez]. I consulted [threatened]with her about the pros and cons of rhinoplasty [demanded she remove the monster atractor from my head]. After careful consideration [tearful pleading], she finally decided [escaped]to consult with a more experienced [licensed] surgeon. While I was flattered [enraged] by her consideration [defiance] in this particular matter [crime], I cannot claim having had any part in her subsequent operation.

    I did suggest that I could “remove the stupid from her” with a coping saw and some urine-soaked rags, but she felt that this simple outpatient operation could wait for the time being.

  21. TrannyGranny

    Dr. Rokter, give me the news,
    I gotta bad case of lovin’ you!

  22. Binky

    Reminds me of the old Confucius saying, ” If brains were dynamite, you may be able to blow your nose.”
    (Which always surprised me, as dynamite hadn’t been invented-maybe he meant ‘fire quacker’)
    Looks like she had a blast.
    But her belt isn’t what it’s cracked up to be. What’s with that ?

  23. CruisingForCock

    59 Is that the best you could do? Cockcruiser – moron so clever.

  24. -= ChebyratoR =-


    The difference between you and a washing machine is that when I dump a load in the washing machine, it doesn’t try write shit about me later

  25. krisdylee

    Oh, oh, I know what that scar-like line is… her true pubic hair line, after the wax job she needs to wear those fugly pants.

  26. Nik

    You know… I never thought I’d say it, and especially not on thesuperficial…but…

    Ashlee’s face looks better than it did.

    Although those pants suck. And so does her voice. And so does her hair. And so does her sister, the ape.

  27. TrannyGranny


    Count much, tubby cunt?

  28. bakismaki

    She should have told the surgeon to fix her man chin as well. Anyway, I have to say it is an improvement. Her new nose is quite smaller, it’s pretty noticeable. Look up an old pic and compare. As for it changing her voice, she couldn’t possibly sing any worse so if her voice changes it will probably change for the better.

  29. TaftHartley

    Hey SF, why don’t you post pics like this. And BTW that site’s writer(s) are much funnier.

    Note: I have nothing to do with that site. But check it out.

  30. -= ChebyratoR =-

    Tranny go goble a dick like a tranny should.

  31. TaftHartley

    Shit sorry, the site is:

  32. TaftHartley

    Re: Ashleeeee.

    I would hit it, and hit it, and hit it, and hit it….
    …until they pull me away…and charge mewith GBH.

  33. Trotter

    Doctor, how can I get my girlfriend to visit your office?

  34. Pearly

    If I ‘ve said it once, I’ve said it a hundred can’t shine shit. She’s still an ugly, talentless bimbo.

  35. large_sized_teen

    I think the mark on her stomach is from the belt buckle. it would hit there when she bent over, etc.

  36. TrannyGranny

    Do you have personal experiences in having what passes for your “dick” bein gobBled? Because gobBling is a definate thing. You know when it has been gobBled. Well, I know anyway, and not by trannIEs. So, mucous brain, this was a minor waste of my time to reply, but it is done now. I shall retire to the *expletive deleted* and spend the rest of my night banging some random college chick. Rest assured, my little chickadee, I will not be commenting on your stuff again, just testing the waters for some possibly fun commenting. You failed. Pussy-cloth.

    Ashley pic 2 was a bit erotic for some reason…

  37. ivri

    wait, and that last picture was a pic of her new nose, how?? looks good, though. better than jess. at least she looks like a normal poseur. jessica looks like a white-trash poseur who would probably spell the word “poseur” as “possum”…wait, what??

  38. -= ChebyratoR =-

    whats with gobBling? how old are you seriosuly


    Daddy like.

    And by daddy, I mean her daddy. Because he’s into her. Big time.

  40. wasn’t she quoted as saying her favorite part of her body was the bump on her nose? looks like we know now what she was doing during her “collaspe from exhaustion”

  41. Giggles

    Wow. She’s looking better than her sister now. But she lost me on the crack slot. Awful. Keep it covered unless you wanna be in a video with Paris Whatsherslutface.

  42. schoolgluestick

    I love the 3rd picture. She’s fucking hot.

  43. wow! I wear my pants 2mm from my vag too! and I sport the crack, it’s the newest trend, that and being a saggy boobed carrot. Those Simpsons are so hip!

  44. MEGANHARRIS…you fucking THUNDERCUNT. I hate you. Tom Cruise told me himself that he though you looked like a bag of smashed assholes.

    See, that’s what he says about you behind your back. Hopefully, you can put a “stop payment” on all the MI3 tickets you bought on your credit card.


  45. Chamois

    All I can say is, “You can’t polish a turd.”

  46. Fawlty

    For once, a nosejob actually turns out good. She looks great there.

    And you guys seriously need to come up with some new jokes, or stick to making regular comments.

  47. saltpeanuts

    Damn, an actual pic of Ashley actually looking cute? And a bonus pic of her lickable ass-crack? Dammit, I just finished up popping off a few loads to pics of MeganHarris. I’ll have to bookmark this for tomorrow.

  48. -= ChebyratoR =-

    ok heres a joke…

    An eight-year-old boy walks home from school each day past an eight-year-old girl

  49. cami_calzone

    NO FREAKING WAY. I thought that bitch died!! God, its people like her that piss me off! Why is it that people who are famous are always shitty at whatever they do?! I want to spit on her!!! She is a disgusting, untalented, whorish little bitch who tickles her dads balls. WHY WON’T SHE JUST DIE??!! People boo her off stage, why doesn’t she catch the hint?

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