Ashlee Simpson gets a new nose

May 8th, 2006 // 154 Comments




  1. Sodomy_is_for_Girls


  2. Kapuka


  3. Kapuka


  4. Sodomy_is_for_Girls

    Oh, thank you God.
    I can die happy, truly. And it was all an accident.
    How cool is that?
    FUCK L.Ron Hubbard!

  5. ellaminnowpea

    She needs a full face transplant!

  6. Kapuka

    I’mma just pretend I was first…. Omg i was first. weeeeeeee

  7. Star Maker Machinery

    I thought it was pretty obvious she had a nose job done by looking at her previous pics on this site. Too bad she still looks like shit. This bitch needs some Trimspa, baby!

  8. ellaminnowpea

    p.s. …..crack kills…perhaps she’d like to take up plumbing in those pants…..

  9. maryyy

    what’s on her teeth in the first picture?

  10. I don’t see a difference… :S

  11. hotintempe

    Its about time!

  12. jdogg

    She is freakin hot and all you fags are just jealous!!!

  13. ~S.Starr~

    Whats with the ass crack in the last pic….i think she is trying to be 1/2 Jessica Simpson and 1/2 Paris Hilton.


  14. jdogg

    You must be a chick cuz no straight guy is gonna complain about that!

  15. Italian Stallion

    Somebody let me no when she gets a new voice, and not the next one she records and plays as her own………

  16. Sodomy_is_for_Girls

    You know, I would say “I’d hit it!”, but it looks like somebody already did…
    With a barbed wire and nail-studded pogo stick.

  17. bigfatmomma

    and buffin and you can see her ass. nice.

  18. Italian Stallion

    I forgot to add, Satandammnit, right in the butt……..

  19. waterranger

    What kind of a world do we live in where Ashlee Simpson and Avril Lavigne are suddenly hot and Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan are really really not????

  20. mmmBitch

    what a suprise. Maybe her dad made her do it.

    No talent.
    No personality.
    Go home, you troll.

  21. waterranger

    not to mention jessica!!

  22. meat-tulip

    I’ll get that nose back in shape with a few righteous dick slaps.

    #16 Just don’t use TC’s pogo stick. You don’t know where it’s been.

  23. krisdylee

    Rule # 1 when wearing low-riders…. even if you weigh 92 pounds, you can still have a muffin-top.

  24. ellaminnowpea

    ….when they took off the hump…they threw the best part of her away….

  25. TrannyGranny

    I just want to jump up on the stage and fill the crack with Spackle

  26. Sodomy_is_for_Girls

    Joe: “I hate how you sneeze when my pubes get all up in your nostrils.”
    Ashley: “What should I do?”
    Joe: “I want you to talk to this doctor I know.”
    Ashley: “If you say so, Daddy. Whatever you want.”
    Joe: “That’s my girl.”
    Ashley: “What can he do for me?”
    Joe: “Whatever you like. They say laughter heals everything, after all. Plus, he’s really going to fuck up your face.”
    Ashley: “What’s his name?”
    Joe: “Dr. Rockter.”

  27. ellaminnowpea

    watch and see…she’s gonna be taking that new nose out for a ‘test drive’ and end up making Hohan look like a virgin…..she’s going to be ho-baggin’ that new schnozz all over the SF in the coming weeks – I can see it now……

  28. delicious_dysfunktion


    Anyway,did her arms shrink?Its like I want to throw herring at her,but she lost her beak so I guess not.

  29. clarkehead

    I’ll admit she does look better with that new nose. Now all she needs is a voice transplant and she’ll be all set. Her music still sucks, and she’s annoying.

  30. krisdylee

    Dudes, Jewel is gone, thank Xenu!!!

  31. HollyJ

    I like how ugly or boring or obnoxious people call their trollness “character.”

    “She’s ugly enough to wilt a flower, but she certainly has character!”

    I say ALL big-nosed people need to go under the knife… Gov’t regulated, federally-funded annihilation of big-ass witch noses.

    She looks ahelluvalot better, but as clarkehead points out, it won’t make her interesting or talented. =( How pathetic for her.

  32. christee

    i don’t know if i’ve seen this here before, but it bears repeating:

    she does NOT make me wanna la-la.

  33. 2cute4ya

    Now if she would never talk/sing again and get some ass to actually fill out those jeans, she’d be alright.

  34. -= ChebyratoR =-

    mmmm i like the way she holds that microphone

    / /
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    “” ( Y) oh and TCLTC

  35. -= ChebyratoR =-

    nooo the penises didnt turn out right! Damn you TOm! fine ill use preview next time

  36. tsarinaamanda


    Are you blind? I mean, really legally blind or whatever? Ashlee is hideously ugly. Poor thing isn’t even one of those ugly girls with a really wonderful personality that makes the girl prettier, she’s whiny, vapid, dumb as a post, untalented and probably fucking her dad. Incest is so not hot. God, even people in West Virginia know not to fuck their relatives, why didn’t the Simpson freakshow get the damn memo? The nose job didn’t help, she needs to just go in for a total overhaul . Maybe they can give her a face transplant or something. I’ll donate my dog to eat her face. Hell, it might even be an improvement.

  37. Yourstruly

    didn’t make much of a difference i’m afraid….although she’s giving paris a run for her money in the ass crack dept.

  38. SheasGirl

    3rd pic down looks like she has a c-section scar or something

  39. SheasGirl

    am I seeing a scar? Or are my eyes playing tricks??

  40. antiguy

    I dunno. I think she is a babe now. Surprising what a small change like that does for your entire look.

  41. Grphdesi23

    I wonder what it’s like for Ashlee to know that her biggest fan base are 9 year old girls trying to sing JUST like her on their Fisher Price megaphones.

  42. tsarinaamanda

    She makes me wanna barf barf….

    /got nothin

  43. tsarinaamanda

    Sorry @5, didn’t see your post about the full face transplant…

    you too, #32.

    Not too clever today, I suppose. *hangs head in shame*

  44. SheasGirl

    at least her breasts arent saggin weird like her sisters

  45. Jacq

    She’s almost as orange as her sister. Fugly troll. She wouldn’t be so bad if she wasn’t – what’s the word I’m looking for? – oh yeah, famous.

  46. funkygoldmedallions

    I’m guessing 90% of you posters are females who are straight-up women haters or men who are ass assassins. The girl is no 10, but she is much cuter now, her coin slot is a bonus, and she does not have a muffin-top. Can she sing? Of course not. But neither can Jessica, Britney, Lindsay, Hillary, Summer, Jennie, Amber, April, … (thinking of another teenie-bopper white girl name) … or Kayla. The little girls who like their music don’t give a shit, and neither do us perverted 20+ – year – old guys who visit this site for no other reason then we get to enjoy the good part of these celebritits (gawking at their lithe bodies) and none of the bad (actually having to listen to them sing or buy their records).

  47. Flush it all away

    Three things:

    First, the nose job was done pretty well. I think this will make, assuming that guy will ever update his site again.

    Second, she looks really cute in that third picture, with her “Who me?” face.

    Third, nice heinie.

  48. Jacq

    Wht you can’t see in the second pic is Tom putting his penis in her rectum. Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!

  49. justlikehoney1

    #33 – exactly.

    #38/#39 – If she does have a scar, it’s definitely not from a c-section. I’ve had one and 7 1/2 years later, my scar still isn’t as faint as whatever’s on her stomach.

    If she had lypo, they should’ve put whatever they sucked out of her gut into her butt cheeks. Looks like someone hit her repeatedly with a stack of text books back there

  50. Steph

    Are her and Lohan starting a new black nail polish trend? Apparently I didn’t get the memo that it was cool again. If it ever was cool.
    Her nose looks much better though

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