I can’t verify that she’s drunk or that this is even Ashlee Simpson, but if a complete stranger named Armando can’t be trusted, then what hope do the rest of us have in this crazy mixed up world of ours?
nice generic tattoos they got there. class act. I know Pete Wentz is jealous.
Is there some deep significance to the star on the inside of the wrist tattoo? I’m dating this model from Brazil named Gisele and she has one, too. When I ask her about it she gets a far away look in her eyes and gently weeps, unable to talk. I’m not down with AshSimp having something in common with my girl from Ipanema, you know? Unless it means that she’s a Scientologist. In which case it’s cool because Scientologists aren’t creepy and weird or anything. In fact their kinda awesome. Awesome in a give us your life savings and we’ll promise not to kill you sort of way.
I dont know whats worse. She made it on myspace or shes proud of sharing a wall tattoo with one flamin’ hispanic guy who has a mouth as big as Jolies 10 dick storage facility.
another orginal expression of art and talent, a generic star tattoo. ooo so coool…..I am reminded of a high school acquaintance who got the lead in kiss me kate or whatev, and her atm code is STAR ….in your own mind, anything goes!!!!!
ohhh…whose myspace? does anyone have the link?
I though they were stamps in order to get into a club.
Those are totally just wrist stamps so they can get back into the club without paying cover again. Do you guys ever leave the house?
I live in your closet, sniffing your draws.
They’re not at a fucking club. Does that look like any club you’ve ever been to? There’s a guy in the background doing the Times crossword puzzle for hell’s sake. It looks like a coffe shop or something. Those are tattoos and it means they’re 33rd level Masons.
lmao @ #9 xavierout’s reply.
Yeah, I don’t know what I was smoking. That’s not a coffee shop. It’s a guy standing by a Suburban, who may or may not be doing the Times crossword puzzle. But it still don’t look like a club. Could be though. Although the Latino kid looks about 13 years old, so it would be a shitty all ages club. Not the cool ones that turdhead and I go to. At those clubs we snort blow off the nipples of supermodels and various hangers-on and well-wishers.
There’s nothing wrong with doing the crossword at a club. Anyways, I’m pretty sure that a poorly drawn star indicates that you’re rolling. Much like lollipops… and colored lights…
i hope her next move was to smack herself in her giant schnoz with that tattooed appendage.
Wait, why is she famous?
Is it me, or is MySpace all over the place now? Every day we’re reading about some celebrity/pseudo-celebrity/celeb’s kid and their MySpace page?
ASHLEE SIMPSON: No talent and apparently no “gaydar”..
“I can’t verify that she’s drunk or that this is even Ashlee Simpson…”
Hello?! The chin don’t lie…it’s her!
“xavierout: They’re not at a fucking club. Does that look like any club you’ve ever been to?”
No, definitely not a club. By the looks of “ARMANDO” I gonna go with TURKISH BATHHOUSE..
Whats up with hot chicks wanting obviously gay boys?
Like a moth to a flame-(r)
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