Ashlee Simpson defends her big sister

January 28th, 2009 // 247 Comments

Ashlee Simpson took to her blog to defend Jessica Simpson’s honor which I assumed got mistaken for a Ho-Ho because I’m a terrible person:

I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.
All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard.
Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?
I seriously doubt it.
How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?
Now can we focus on the things that really matter.

Yeah, I’m with you, Ashlee. How dare FOX News run a headline about your sister’s weight? That’s my job! Do I report the news solely from a blatant Republican viewpoint? Shit no. So let’s try and maintain some boundaries, people. For journalism’s sake.

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  1. snoopie85

    Size 2……hmmmm…….maybe a 6 not a 2. But who really cares about JS or AS? I mean blah blah blah….but yet I felt the need to comment…..LOL

  2. Hattie

    Size 2? I don’t think so

  3. Ludimila

    Size 2 my ass!!

  4. Vinnie MIchaels

    For a (semi-talented??) girl who got famous mostly because she was hot (see Dukes of Hazzards, well, maybe don’t watch the movie, just freeze-frame her scenes), Yes, Ashley, her weight should be scrutinized. If she hit the scene like a ton of bricks (or as depicted above, a ton of Jessica), she would never have gotten anywhere, and then neither would you have, ASHley

  5. Antoine

    I seriously doubt that Jessica is a size 2…..but nice try Ashlee!

  6. It's Me Fuckers

    she is far from fat. Bigger then what she normally is. That is just the worst outfit to ever wear because it makes the 15 lbs you gained look like 50 lbs. Not fat but still fuckin stupid. You just can’t hide her stupidity.

  7. Dr. Awesome

    Who let my 2nd grade teachers, circa 1988, dress the elder Simpson sister for this concert? Shame shame this style didn’t last.

  8. James

    If she is a size 2, then I sure as hell would not want to see what a size 3 and above looks like!

  9. Jesse

    She’s like a size 10 easily. Which isn’t fat, because I’m a size 10.. but compared to what she was.. ouch.

  10. Jesse

    She’s like a size 10 easily. Which isn’t fat, because I’m a size 10.. but compared to what she was.. ouch.

  11. Jose

    Ashley my dear, you and your sis happened to choose a job field that requires you to be in the public eye and demands a certain degree of fitness. What do ya want, this is show business. You and your sister have made a huge sum of money off of your looks and sex appeal so dont cry now when the public notices some weight gain. If you ask me its all premeditated bullshit anyway, maybe Jess wants to stay relevant in the tabloids, cuz it doesnt seem that her “talent” is working out for her. Maybe she’ll be in People magazine in a month with the headlines “How she lost the weight!”. Whatever the reason, it doesnt take much to see you’ve put on a few pounds, that being said, why in the world would you wear an outfit that accentuates it. The show biz world is ridiculous anyway, but dont jump into it feet first, make millions and then whine when some wieght gain is noticed. Yes, in the real world, if someone wants to value someone on 10-20 lbs, they are shallow wastes of space. But you arnt, you’ve chosen to be famous, now deal with it.

  12. Who decided that it was a good idea to let Ashley or Jessica ever speak??

  13. jimmy

    Size 2 ???
    I’m not sure about that!! maybe now she is a fully-qualified cougar like others on ==== AgelessMate.com===? or maybe hot cougars there are much more hottier!! LOL

  14. wtf

    wah wah wah
    you know what fuckers?? If you and your fat ass sister don’t want to be scrutinized, then don’t try to become famous!! Jesus
    J S and A S and ALL celebrities deserve to be scrutinized if they get fat. Why? Because unlike a normal person, who has a job and school and a life that may prevent them from losing weight, celebrities JOBS are to LOOK GOOD. They have all the time and money in the world to spend on personal trainers, nutritionists etc so there is NO EXCUSE for them to get fat. If your job was to deliver mail and you suddenly stopped doing that or did a bad job you would be fired and criticized by your boss. Stupid bitches want to be famous for nothing but their t and a they better be prepared to maintain that t and a.
    and btw I am a girl, so don’t try to say that I am insensitive to women’s psyches and what not.

  15. Parker

    Obviously her sister is deluding herself. This isn’t about Jessica’s weight. It’s about the pants. The godawful pants. Who sat down one day and thought, “gee if I designed a pair of pants like this people would love them.”?

    If Jessica promised never to wear them again I’d happily douche her in the pooper. She has a great ass.

  16. sid

    i hate to say it but shes right, i mean 85% of americans are over weight lol
    #10- im a size 9 and let me tell you, i dont spill over fat anywhere… shes no sizetwo but deff a 9/10
    anyway wtf is up with fox…? slow news day?

  17. bakinmycake

    Fat people contribute to global warming. And as oBAMA rolls out his plan to save the ship, reducing emmissions, global warming and the size of JS’s arse are on top of the list.

    Fat people also cost more to insure as well as medicate.

  18. STFUP

    I reiterate from yesterday – Jess is f’n HOT!

    I can’t stand ‘stick’ women. I like how she looks like a REAL woman – voluptuous & beautiful.

    I’d f’n hit that all night long!

  19. Dancer

    Size 2 my ASS.

    Well, not her ass.

  20. Hi

    She is only 5’2ish! So being a size 2 is believable, but you can’t try to claim she isn’t chubby when she has FAT PEOPLE FINGERS! She’s only wearing a thumb ring because none of her other rings fit.

  21. Duh

    “with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country”
    That lie proves this whole article a hoax.

  22. kimo

    I think it is funny how “celebs” blaime all the poor reporting on FOX News hahaha dumb bitch CNN and MSNBC and BBC covered it to hahahahaha

  23. MassGrrl

    I’m amazed by how well Ashlee writes, compared with, say, Lilo. She does have a point, after all. Why is Jessica Simpson’s weight being covered on FoxNews? The Superficial, sure. But a “news” channel?

    However, Jessica is not a size 2 right now.

  24. Chaz

    It’s ironic to hear Ashlee Simpson complaining that the media focuses too much on looks after she had massive surgery to correct her ugliness.

  25. AteIsEnough

    I’ll pretend to believe Jes is a size 2 if you pretend to believe my joint is 12 inches long! ha-ha, size 2….right. Don’t get me wrong, lose the God-Awful jeans and I’d still spank her – getting thinker but still a babe!

  26. carlos

    I think she looks fine, spectacular even,
    her voice was amazing that day

  27. AteIsEnough

    I’ll pretend to believe Jes is a size 2 if you pretend to believe my joint is 12 inches long! ha-ha, size 2….right. Don’t get me wrong, lose the God-Awful jeans and I’d still spank her – getting thicker but still a babe!

  28. anna

    She’s got a point, because of sutch headlines some girls hunger themselves out till they look like lindsay lohan lately

  29. Yes my comment is long, congratulations on being observant

    I’m so fucking sick of this shit. Why are celebrities always lying about their weight and height? Oh right because they are so egotistical they can barely function. I’m 5’4″ (so in Hollywood terms I’m 5’6″) and I weighed myself this morning and I’m 104.4 on my digital scale, yeah it’s a little skinny, but I’ve been sick so what can you do. I am an actual size 0 to 2 depending on the brand ( I have a bust too, but I also have a butt thankfully). It just angers me when a 5’2″ girl who weighs at least 130 says she’s a size 2, just like Jennifer Love Hugeportions. Where the fuck do these girls shop Liesrusforfatties where they remove the big old 1 on all the sizes so a size 12 is a size 2 and so forth…

    Neither of these girls gave a shit about “healthy body images” and “we come in all shapes and sizes love yourself” bullshit when they weighed around 100 pounds and were skanked out all over maxim and in their crappy movies washing cars in bikini’s and showing off like crazy so don’t pretend you’re a friend to the fat girls now that you’ve porked out yourself when you know damn well that when you did have “it” you flaunted”it” all over the place shamelessly and those fat girls you pretend to care about now and the skinny ones too you weren’t exactly helping them have positive body images. Girls like this now damn well how insecure they make other girls feel and they have no guilt about it and I am not saying they should but don’t pretend that you actually believe beauty comes in all shapes and sizes when you were promoting ONE ideal for years without any thought to the fatties and anorexic girls you now claim to care about in your heffer stage and that fucking goes for you too Tyra Banks.

    I love how Ashley Simpson cares about what’s relevant because it;’s not like she and her sister are useless bags of crap like almost all celebrities who are beyond vapid and encourage and promote the most worthless brainless form of human existence and sell it like crack to tweens, teen and brainless women. I love when a CELEBRITY (worlds most useless thing) rants about “lets focus on things that matter”. Hello you;re a fucking celebrity, your sole purpose is to promote exactly the opposite and to go and talk to magazines about what kind of lip gloss and jeans you like and to promote greed vanity and uselessness until you are to fat and ugly to push your agenda of blatant uselessness. Which by the fucking way is right now, it’s now Tyra, Jennifer and Jessica S. JHang it up already and let some other worthless girl whose been told she’s pretty a few too many times squeeze her giant ego around Hollywood until her ass starts to match it and she has to be replaced. That’s the cycle of life for worthless women who have nothing else to offer than their looks, fuck didn’t you parents teach you anything?

  30. Photoshop Police

    Fox News is not a real news outlet either, Fish. :-p

    Ashley needs a reality check.
    We DO hold celebrities to a different standard, especially when they are marketing themselves as sex symbols. You can’t have it both ways!

    The only excusable reason for Jessica Simpson to be gaining that much weight is if she is pregnant, so ‘fess up already or stay away from cameras!

    On a side note… I’d still hit that.

  31. Excuse me…that is Jessica Simpson….who I personally love…even when she is a little curvier. Really, Ashley is right, we are sending the wrong message to young girls if we call this fat!!

  32. JDouble

    Seriously, from the Dukes of Hazard video to this? She gained like 40 lbs in the past 2 months? Wierd shit.

  33. Fat Chicks Suck

    She had to post that “size 2″ comment just to stir things up more. She must like seeing her sister get insulted. She is nowhere near a size 2. I would say at the ABSOLUTE smallest she is a size 8…which doesn’t look good on her. With 100% certainty I can say she is overweight.

  34. JDouble

    After this shit storm she’ll be all anorecsic like all the other useless bimbos in Hollywood. I’d rather have do hands full of ass than a boney tailbone jabbing me.

  35. lizzy

    okay, she’s definitely not a size 2… i’d say a 6 to be fair because she is short so the weight looks like more than it is.

    but ashlee is such a fucking loser. how could SHE say ANYTHING? she obviously knows how important it is to be in top shape, otherwise, she wouldn’t have lost a bunch of weight herself, gotten a fucking NOSEJOB, and went back to long blonde hair. remember in marie claire when she said she loved herself the way she was? and wouldn’t get a nosejob? hypocrite, again and again.

    jessica’s entire career was built on the fact that she had a fantastic body and a ditzy personality. and now that she lost her body… and no one thinks she funny anymore… it’s over. she needs to disappear with tony romo, and live off her millions in the middle of nowhere texas.

  36. size 2 cutie

    Sorry Ashley. Your sister is NOT a size 2. I am 5’2″ and I am a size 2. I can tell from experience that Jessica is about 150 pounds right now. She is probably a size ten or twelve. I do feel sympathetic to Jessica as she seems like a nice person and the media is being very harsh. On the other hand, it’s an extraordinarily unflattering outfit, especially for a person who is naturally curvaceous. I have a more “boyish” figure, but Jessica has big boobs, small waist and curvy hips and rear, so high-waisted jeans are a terrible choice– shame on your stylist. And yes, when you are a celebrity, people expect you to be thin and perfect all the time. If you don’t like the criticism, please cover up or stay out of the limelight– if for nothing but your own good mental health!

  37. lizzy

    okay, she’s definitely not a size 2… i’d say a 6 to be fair because she is short so the weight looks like more than it is.

    but ashlee is such a fucking loser. how could SHE say ANYTHING? she obviously knows how important it is to be in top shape, otherwise, she wouldn’t have lost a bunch of weight herself, gotten a fucking NOSEJOB, and went back to long blonde hair. remember in marie claire when she said she loved herself the way she was? and wouldn’t get a nosejob? hypocrite, again and again.

    jessica’s entire career was built on the fact that she had a fantastic body and a ditzy personality. and now that she lost her body… and no one thinks she funny anymore… it’s over. she needs to disappear with tony romo, and live off her millions in the middle of nowhere texas.

  38. lizzy

    okay, she’s definitely not a size 2… i’d say a 6 to be fair because she is short so the weight looks like more than it is.

    but ashlee is such a fucking loser. how could SHE say ANYTHING? she obviously knows how important it is to be in top shape, otherwise, she wouldn’t have lost a bunch of weight herself, gotten a fucking NOSEJOB, and went back to long blonde hair. remember in marie claire when she said she loved herself the way she was? and wouldn’t get a nosejob? hypocrite, again and again.

    jessica’s entire career was built on the fact that she had a fantastic body and a ditzy personality. and now that she lost her body… and no one thinks she funny anymore… it’s over. she needs to disappear with tony romo, and live off her millions in the middle of nowhere texas.

  39. JDouble

    Yeah right. Like Tony will keep her fat ass around.

  40. 10pound

    stfu fatty

  41. BIFF

    she looks like beth from dog the bounty hunter! which of course means… HOT!

  42. Deacon Jones

    @16

    Dude, it’s Foxnews.

    Look at one of their lead stories right now on their homepage, It’s about a guy getting a job for starting a food fight.

  43. drewski2u

    Let’s get real folks, is the issue really the weight here?

    Maybe.

    Is it the gawdawful granny pants?

    Probably.

    Or is it those two horrific leopard pattern belts that she’s wearing?

    Bingo!
    I mean, WTF?!? One is bad enough by far, but that apparently wasn’t cutting it. Still had some gut left hanging out. At that point I’m sure she felt fortunate she had purchased two of ‘em at the dollar store that morning. Take a deep breath, double those fuckers up, and voila!

    Next time she should just opt for a weightlifter’s belt.

  44. bar room hero

    Those pants are nasty…

  45. no Assley, no

    I love it when celbrities pertend they give a shit about healthy body images only when they are conveniantly fat themselves. Ya Jessica and Ashley you both really gave a shit about love yourself at any size and all that fat acceptance crap when you were dieting like crazy for your music videos or to wash a car in a damn bikini. Celebrities want it all and it disgusts me, they want to vent and blab about their PRIVATE life to any magazine that will listen on reality shows and on Oprah’s couch and then demand PRIVACY, yeeah that makes sense, I know more about some celebrities lives then my own family members, because celebs just won’t shut up about every single experience they’ve ever had and use everything possible to promote themselves and sell themselves anf then are surprised when they no longer have a private life and pretned to be victims of the paparazzi. You’re all fame whores what the fuck did you expect would happen.
    These idiots want to be revered for their above average looks and they want to be handed undeserved millions and fame and respect for accomplishing and contributing NOTHING of value in this world and using their looks as a vehicle to ascend to the top of mount Vapidvanityfamewhore and then when they sit up top like the gods on mount olympus they think they are they still want all the adoration of the past even though their ass is now olympic sized and their looks, which is all they ever had to offer, are gone. Soerry phonies that ain’t the way it works, you sold yourself to the public for the empty trappings of fame, we own you and we say you suck now.

    Celebs get platic surgery, allow themselves to be photoshopped into a disney cartoon and blantantly promote, have stylist, traners, chefs, the most expensive beauty products and do anything and EVERYTHING to try to sell the “look at me I’m perfect” lie and then when they can’t pull it off anymore they scream “hey I’m human cut me some slack” um I don’t fucking think so you made your bed of egotistical lies now sleep in it alone (they always end up alone because people this vain are unlovable) even thought you are too fat to fit in it. You made this your life, deal with it.

    P.S. Of course Ashley wants to defend her sisters weight, she’s trying to make sure she stays fat. “oh Jessica you look great, they’re just jealous, here have these deep fried cheeotes I made you). Ashley always was the ugly one and now she’s thniking here’s my chance to come out from behind Jessica’s shadows, which these days may take a while since she’s bloking out the sun, but my dog pete can help me he’s a good little pug.

  46. Mr.Peanut

    HAHAHAHA….Size 2……HAHAHAHAHA…That’s a good one!!

  47. goose

    i think jessica is getting ready to be on vh1′s celebrity weight loss show with other d-list has beens!
    since she can’t sing, act, or doing anything really, getting fat and dieting by inserting finger down throat might be something she’s good at!
    i will give her credit, she had a hot body in dukes of hazzard.

  48. Hey Ashlee

    Ashlee Simpson seems to forget that the only reason anyone ever hired her sister for a movie is because she was hot. She wasn’t in the Dukes of Hazzard film because she was a master thespian.

    So, the fact that she is no longer hot – in fact fat as a fucking hippo – IS news. It means that she has effectively retired from show business, as no one will ever hire that giant ass in the role of “hot blonde” again.

    PS – Even President Obama was overheard saying “Damn, that chick is fat.”

  49. uncurled

    size 2?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I don’t think so……. I’m a size two, how come I don’t have chunks of fat hanging outa MY clothes???

    if she’s a size two then I’m the queen of england.

  50. fucking liar

    size 2??????

    Um so what the fuck size are girls like Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman
    size -10? Sorry liars but they don’t make negative clothing sizes YET, maybe the new generation of Nicole Richie’s will, but until now I’m afraid you’re shit out of luck and caught in a big FAT lie.

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