Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz get it on
April 9th, 2007 // 89 Comments
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Sassy | April 9, 2007 at 7:40 am
I’d send them both sympathy cards.
Jimbo | April 9, 2007 at 7:41 am
OK so Monday is starting off slow. Hopefully it will pickup. Does anyone really care about this?
calicojack | April 9, 2007 at 7:41 am
well at least they can share makeup and skinny jeans
schack | April 9, 2007 at 7:43 am
i wish MY boy toys would agree to hit the town with me in matching pants! oh, and wear make-up.
Troller | April 9, 2007 at 7:45 am
I know her: sister of Jessica, Lip-synch screw up on SNL.
Who is he?
Jimbo | April 9, 2007 at 7:47 am
You have a boy toy?
HerpesHilton | April 9, 2007 at 7:50 am
I never thought Ashlee would be hotter than Jessica…but it’s happened.
schack | April 9, 2007 at 7:50 am
you start work awful early, jim
GuitarGirl | April 9, 2007 at 7:52 am
I think he needs more lipstick though :P
wowzers | April 9, 2007 at 7:52 am
wow ashley simpson is soo much better looking now sence she got her nose job! She looks really good, better then jessica now.
TaiTai | April 9, 2007 at 7:52 am
Geez, these “rock and roll” types nowadays. Pete Wentz with Ashlee Simpson. John Mayer with Jessica Simpson. That guy from Good Charlotte with Nicole Richie. Way to blow whatever small scrap of cred you were trying to mine. You never saw Joey Ramone going out with Marie Osmond for the publicity. You suck.
schack | April 9, 2007 at 7:53 am
you people are fucking blind
rrd | April 9, 2007 at 7:55 am
They BOTH need a shower and to wash their hair. Good Lord. His tats are ugly.
heisthejuan | April 9, 2007 at 7:56 am
She obviously isn’t a size queen.
Kelly Marie | April 9, 2007 at 7:57 am
I hope they have children so that the kids at school make fun of them for falling down the ugly tree and getting hit by every branch down the way.
freakflag | April 9, 2007 at 7:57 am
Ya know…Ashlee is no prize, but, she’s gotta be able to do better than this horse faced jack-ass. Seriously. Somebody get this guy a bag of oats.
Jimbo | April 9, 2007 at 7:57 am
Why are we fucking blind?
jus'stupid | April 9, 2007 at 7:58 am
She wears make-up, she’s prettyyy.
Who cares what these losers do. It is a really slow Monday, somebody had to have gotten drunk/coked up, whatever, and got naked in public. That’s alot more fun that whatever these two goofs are doing. Didn’t Blohan show here coochee again? Shitney bought a new wig. Where are the “exciting” pictures of that.
GuitarGirl | April 9, 2007 at 7:58 am
Excuse me but that girl I mean guy isnt a “rock and roll” type…he’s cof cof cof an *emo shit guy* cof cof.
Fifth Stooge | April 9, 2007 at 7:58 am
Hey!
Everybody has to have somebody.
schack | April 9, 2007 at 8:03 am
how was your weekend?
monkeyrotica | April 9, 2007 at 8:07 am
I could easily see them swapping mouthfuls of my urine. But that would require me to actually pee in their mouths and, come to think of it, I wouldn’t pee in their faces if their heads were on fire. Now, her sister’s a different story. I have this thing for trannies. It’s called a full bladder.
caraxmarie | April 9, 2007 at 8:09 am
I spy a straight edge tattoo. bwahahaha.
GooniesNeverSayDie | April 9, 2007 at 8:20 am
Ugh…..these people give me acid reflux….
TheRanchTooth | April 9, 2007 at 8:20 am
Papa Joe told Pete that when he’s going down on Ashley, the analfinger – at precisely the right moment – will always put her over the top.
Hecubus | April 9, 2007 at 8:21 am
There is NO WAY that guy is straight. At the very least he likes to get pounded in the ass while she blows him and at the very least when she’s blowing him he’s imagining it’s Vin Deisel.
I mean I’ve seen preened metrosexuals before but goddamn if you’d have asked to describe that guy’s life from his picture I’d have said his name is Tarquin and he’s a hairdresser from San Francisco.
wedgeone | April 9, 2007 at 8:31 am
He’s looking like your typical fashion designer PL-GAF. Guaran-damn-tee ya that he’s using wax or duct tape to peel his unibrow off.
Ashlee isn’t doing too badly on the other hand. So long as she perennially has a schlong in her mouth so she doesn’t sing, I could tolerate her. I do agree with #13 though – that greasy unclean hair look has to go!
Nikk The Templar | April 9, 2007 at 8:32 am
That little fuck-ass is from the same area as me.
Lemme tell you, he’s a fucking push-over.
Go Ashlee, go!!! Ruin Fall-Out Boy! I’m cheering for you!
Geno | April 9, 2007 at 8:33 am
She looks good….But her taste is men is weird.
She should be with meeeeeeeee. What do I have to offer? I dunno….
Spindoc | April 9, 2007 at 8:34 am
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For the Wedding Gifts Pete and Ashley “Yoko” Simpson would like gift certificates for future nose jobs.
These will be useful for any of the kids that take after their mom.
sportsdvl | April 9, 2007 at 8:36 am
they weren’t really making out, she was just lip-syncing it.
combustion8 | April 9, 2007 at 8:44 am
Will someone please take the sharpie away from this dousche.
mztry | April 9, 2007 at 8:49 am
They are a GOOD LOOKING couple.
You judgmental people must be PERFECT!
lambman | April 9, 2007 at 8:54 am
They’re both such desperate wannabes that its really hard to give a crap that they’re an item.
Hecubus | April 9, 2007 at 8:58 am
No we’re not perfect, just not idiotic enough to think corny preened metrosexuals and glazed eyes bimbos are attractive.
Tetsuo | April 9, 2007 at 9:15 am
So which one’s the bitch and which one’s the butch?
YoungOne | April 9, 2007 at 9:16 am
Is that a Robert Dinero Taxi Driver cut-out in the backseat or what? Creepy….the only 3-way Pete would have is with another dude.
DrPhowstus | April 9, 2007 at 9:35 am
Her nose is starting to grow back. I hope she kept the receipt.
miss_unamed | April 9, 2007 at 9:47 am
hey, does anyone think ashlee is starting to look like mary kate? i do
NunoH | April 9, 2007 at 9:53 am
What’s a parc?
TrimSpaBaby | April 9, 2007 at 9:55 am
#33 That’s right, mztry, we have critical faculties and we’re using them. Unlike you, who slobber all over each and every single celebrity that the fishdood puts up, showing you have no judgment whatsoever.
And it’s obvious – he took her hair appointment.
Giomon_Rocks | April 9, 2007 at 10:15 am
Wait…wasn’t he the one that sent pictures of himself stroking his erect dick to some chick via email? Or was that Ashlee? I forgot since they both have penises.
sympathee | April 9, 2007 at 10:17 am
Who the hell is Pete Wentz?!
CCClub | April 9, 2007 at 10:20 am
Yep, this is the douche who sent pics of his dink. Twice, I believe.
Juliana | April 9, 2007 at 10:31 am
I wonder what it’s like to date a boy who wears eyeliner…
Courtney | April 9, 2007 at 11:10 am
Aww, everyone beat me to the obligatory “Who the hell is Pete Wentz?” posts.
And #16, shame on you for being so shallow! He may be a perfectly nice young man!
And why the hell is that stupid bitch wearing bright blue leggings.
PunjabPete | April 9, 2007 at 12:18 pm
He is just sleeping with her to get to her sister to get to John Mayer…
suzy | April 9, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Interesting. Now she doesn’t have to borrow clothes from her sister, she can borrow them from Pete. They’re the same size and have no taste…
YAY! lol
suzy | April 9, 2007 at 12:38 pm
#46 those aren’t leggings..
those are tight ass blue denim pants lol
well it looks like denim… not leggings though
imran karim | April 9, 2007 at 1:25 pm
condolences