Ashlee Simpson stopped by The Today Show this morning where she showed off her new engagement ring from Pete Wentz who did a great job, says Ashlee. Well, in lesbian relationships you can always count on your partner to know what a woman wants. Ashlee also played coy about the recent pregnancy rumors:
“That’s been going around for a year now. Only time will tell with that. But I am giving birth to my new record!”
So, wait. The CD will come out of her vagina? *HORF* I’ll take two.
Video: MSNBC, Photos: Getty Images
Sam | April 18, 2008 at 11:04 am
I look forward to listening to “Miscarriage”
Meee! | April 18, 2008 at 11:04 am
hawt
restingonlaurels | April 18, 2008 at 11:06 am
nice chortle. blech!
adsadsdsdasd | April 18, 2008 at 11:09 am
now that sux..
adriana | April 18, 2008 at 11:10 am
Am I the only one that thinks she’s on crack?
sportsdvl | April 18, 2008 at 11:15 am
Why does anyone care if this no-talent, lip-syncing bitch is going to give birth to some kid?
long dong silver | April 18, 2008 at 11:17 am
another woman getting ahead by spreading her legs and lying about being on the pill. awesome.
D4P | April 18, 2008 at 11:17 am
Wait: why is this person famous again? Oh right: because of her sister.
Wait: why is her sister famous again?
Dr. Otto VanDerWahl | April 18, 2008 at 11:21 am
Do lesbians require rubbers?
Harry Ballzack | April 18, 2008 at 11:29 am
Meh – She’s just playing the media and fans for the fools they are
joseph | April 18, 2008 at 11:30 am
nice orange legs. did her sister apply that fake tan for her?
given the size of the stone, shouldn’t that thing be sticking about 6 inches off her finger if it’s decent quality?
annoyed | April 18, 2008 at 11:32 am
why do this people first deny, then admit. It makes all other future denials dismiss able for them and all hollywood.
veggi | April 18, 2008 at 11:33 am
She WAS pregnant, but not any more. Papa Joe didn’t approve (he had only come in her face for the last couple of months), so he took the coat hanger and gave her a good scraping.
kimmy | April 18, 2008 at 11:34 am
That is a cute dress and pearls. I wish I looked that cute in an outfit like that. She wears it nice and she looks very pretty with red hair colour. I think she just gets better with each year and passing day.
Discovery Channel | April 18, 2008 at 11:40 am
Petey-boy must be terrified to fuck her because a) he faints when he sees a woman naked (and can only be revived by emergency teabagging); and b) she looks like a praying mantis, and he knows what the females do after mating.
mamadough | April 18, 2008 at 11:43 am
when are like parking spaces.
they are all liars and whores.
(can’t take credit for that but felt like spreading cheer this morning)
mamadough | April 18, 2008 at 11:43 am
fucking typos/retarded hands:
WOMEN are like parking spaces….
Jumpin_J | April 18, 2008 at 11:48 am
If she gives birth to anything, album or baby, well that’s just wrong on all levels.
nipolian | April 18, 2008 at 11:49 am
Everyone knows the father is either Fab Morvin or Rob Pilatus. You know…..the whole birds of a feather thing.
Karen Walker | April 18, 2008 at 11:51 am
Well, at least she’s not fat, and she’s certainly not a gold teef’d n i g g e r spewing out degenerate kindergarten-level rhymes and calling it “music,” so she’s ok in my book.
Anal Fistula | April 18, 2008 at 12:00 pm
she may give birth to a chin, possibly.
how long until the new baby is getting reconstructive surgery? do you think they’ll be able to wait until the third birthday? i’m doubtful…
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 18, 2008 at 12:05 pm
#21 – I can see why you hate b l a c k people so much, you are one hideous fucking bitch. But you do get kudos for actually making pictures of yourself available, though I know have no desire to eat EVER AGAIN…..
I’m kidding toots, you’re a babe. I’d pay a few bucks for a teabag session….. do you like soul food?
gossipmonger | April 18, 2008 at 12:13 pm
# 21, Karen… stop being a fucking troll, we have enough of them as it is…
Now onto the story… I just find it funny her and Pete were first denying the story, then Papa Joe started shopping pics of the unborn baby around, and now she’s “playing coy”… Dumb bitch just needs to realise that she is not an A-lister, and that the majority of people dont really care if she’s pregnant or not…
havoc | April 18, 2008 at 12:20 pm
“So, wait. The CD will come out of her vagina? *HORF* I’ll take two.”
I saw a woman do that with ping pong balls once…..
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BunnyButt | April 18, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Veggi, I initially misread your comment and thought you wrote “goat hanger” instead of “coat hanger”. Needless to say, that conjured up a lot of weird images in my mind.
Lydia Montague | April 18, 2008 at 12:21 pm
“So, wait. The CD will come out of her vagina? *HORF* I’ll take two.”
this made me lol for about 5 mins. thank you.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 18, 2008 at 12:29 pm
#25 – I saw something similar, where the “exotic dancer” invited anyone at the bachelor’s party to bring her a fresh egg from the fridge, then stuck it in her baby chute and returned the motherfucker hardboiled. Seriously best egg salad I’ve ever had, but my lips are still swollen.
Delicious Alcohol | April 18, 2008 at 12:35 pm
We all know that CD came out of her asshole, like every other piece of shit she’s responsible for.
Jason Selignam | April 18, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Could she be any more annoying?
nipolian | April 18, 2008 at 12:56 pm
#28 – That would have been even more impressive if she had pulled out a live chicken.
Auntie Kryst | April 18, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Her album’s birth?? Stillborn.
Spazz | April 18, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Wentz is a fucking homo.
lk | April 18, 2008 at 1:33 pm
wow she’s so annoying. and LOUD she just randomly starts laughing – what the hell? whats with her hair btw lol
Grunion | April 18, 2008 at 2:00 pm
She will probably hire someone else to come in and scream for her during labour.
You know, cause of the acid reflux and shit….
whatever | April 18, 2008 at 2:18 pm
I wonder if they intentionally didn’t tell her she kept looking at the wrong camera. It was highly entertaining to watch her direct the answers to Matt’s questions toward the empty space to her left.
Lisa | April 18, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Does anyone think this girl is SO annoying when she talks????? She is so fake and NOT talented and is trying to spread all these rumors so SOMEONE will buy her album… Ugh. i HATE her!
protein shake | April 18, 2008 at 2:38 pm
remember when she first came out and said her music style was “punk”? just like avril did. now they both are wearing Chanel and carrying Louis Vuitton bags. Fucking Skanks
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 18, 2008 at 2:40 pm
#28 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
xevioso | April 18, 2008 at 8:07 pm
she was actually decent before she opened her mouth.
Duke | April 18, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Wow Joe Simpson is a REAL SCUMBAG,trying to sell pic of his daughter.This man is such a piece of SHIT
Brii | April 19, 2008 at 4:04 am
she stole bettlejuice’s clothes, what a jerk!
michy | April 19, 2008 at 7:26 am
at least her sister can almost sing.what can she do?she is famous just because of jessica.and she would be ugly too without all that surgery!loser!
Strong | April 19, 2008 at 10:31 am
She is so beautiful!I love her.Maybe many men like her,too.If you want to know her more,you would go to “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “.She is also on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “,there are a lot of reports about her.You can contact her on
that site.
danielle | April 19, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Ashlee Simpson looks cute. Good looking and with a nice figure. I think having a nose surgery completely transformed her look and i personally think she looks alot better! more beautiful and sexy..plus fresh faced! nice hair extensions! Thumbs up! and for the record..i dont think shes pregnant. jus doesnt look like she is..come on guys she just got engaged..im sure she aint britney spears..jumpin in bed and makin babies at the 1st oportunity…ooo kevin your not wearing a condom..oh well hehehehe hahahaha!
tay | April 20, 2008 at 9:48 am
i think she looks gorgeous.
alyssa | April 20, 2008 at 12:03 pm
What happened to the oh-so rock ‘n roll black hair that was deliciously choppy? And there used to be at least fifty jelly bracelets on her arms and oh yeah, where’s the Converses and the heavy eyeliner?
Just another poser for our modern society.
At least the tattoos remind her of that ‘phase’ she went through…
your mum | April 20, 2008 at 3:05 pm
GOD SHES ANNOYING
Dulcinea | April 20, 2008 at 6:06 pm
This reminds me of her refusal to talk about her nose job, and it’s so boring.
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