She’s not as hot as her sister, but she’s just as dumb. Maybe if she laid off the black hair dye and stuck with her natural (?) blonde hair, Ashlee Simpson would be a little more pleasing on the eyes. I’ve never understood the white woman’s obsession with dying their hair pitch black, seeing as how it looks absolutely terrible and, no matter who you are or what you’re wearing, it makes you look like a damn goth. And in case you think that being goth is cool, let me just remind you that it isn’t and that you’re an idiot if you think it is. The only person that can pull off goth is Angelina Jolie, and that’s because she’s so gorgeous that she could pretty much be dressed any which way and she would still look great. Giant diaper and shaved head? As long as it’s on Angelina Jolie it probably looks wicked hot.
October 5th, 2004 // 2 Comments