Ashlee Simpson’s Sideboob In A Swimsuit, Anyone?

Normally, I start each morning with bikini photos, but today I decided to go with Shia LaBeouf’s dick because sometimes I just want to watch the world burn. Anyway, to make up for that here’s Ashlee Simpson sunbathing on her honeymoon which were basically free because Jessica Simpson’s not in them. There was a time when Joe Simpson might’ve paid money for them, but he’s done pretending to be straight which he apparently equated with wanting to fuck your daughters. Is that what gays think of us? Because we’re not all Billy Ray Cyrus. This Peeping Tom guy, but not Billy Ray Cyrus. No one likes a stereotype.

Photos: AKM-GSI