So Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Are Back Together

The Superficial | April 1, 2011 - 1:48 pm

Apparently Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are just going to pretend she didn’t bang his best friend because here they are at Starbucks yesterday looking like a normal married couple going through the motions while dying a little more each day inside. That, or she’s really fucking with his head as payback for knocking her up because keep in mind her father’s a pastor who also happens to love large tits. “Abortion? Oh, no, that milk’s gotta come in. I mean, a *cough cough* that’s a life in there. Something stuck in my throat.”

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