Apparently Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are just going to pretend she didn’t bang his best friend because here they are at Starbucks yesterday looking like a normal married couple going through the motions while dying a little more each day inside. That, or she’s really fucking with his head as payback for knocking her up because keep in mind her father’s a pastor who also happens to love large tits. “Abortion? Oh, no, that milk’s gotta come in. I mean, a *cough cough* that’s a life in there. Something stuck in my throat.”
Photos: Splash News
Umm…that’s a Jonas Brother. HTH
i guess jonas got the same sleeve ink on his right arm as wentz. now that’s flattery
You knew those Jonas brothers had an edgy side somewhere. Glad they can finally show it.
Umm…that’s Fred Savage,
The new 2 1/2 men promo shot
Well played, although I should have saw that coming.
Pete Wentz died his hair blond and went on a date with Fred Savage. Why do I give a shit?
he actually looks like a regular guy here. if he can keep up the facade long enough maybe she’ll take him back just long enough for him to bang her sister as payback
Am I going to have to be the one to point out that the kid looks NOTHING like him? Really, I have to be the guy?
That’s because he is really Ashley and Papa Joe’s kid! How else would he look so “Simpsony” without a hint of his father. I guess this is Papa Joe’s way of keeping it in the family!
This April Fools joke is really half-assed and your photoshop job is crap. You can tell it’s a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
Since I die a little inside every time I hear the “music” that either one of them makes, it seems only fair that they suffer, too.
Awwww they look happy.
That’s Retarded.
she has no business wearing a navy seals shirt.
The photo caption should read “Douche Family Christmas.”
Should have photoshopped on some wedding rings.
That’s Retarded
It looks like G-Dub fathered that baby.
And the Ducky look barely worked for Jon Cryer, let alone queen of the jigs.
And that’s all for this week folks… until Ashley feels that she needs to be with a man again and everything starts over, and over, and over… persécula seculorum
Careful Kids. The Fedora is a gateway hat. Next thing you know you will be trying to score Fez in some back alley or end up all strung out on Pith.
add about 40 weeks to this date and betcha Bronx has a new little borough to play with….
HA! I see what you did there. You’re sneaky.
she had taken a shine to me down on McDougall street in NYC before and after her rhinoplasti, afterward when she was sitting in an israeli coffee shop.. I thought she was some blonde porn star or something meanwhile Jesse Jane use to sometimes hang out in there and I didnt know who she was at the time.. I didnt have a computer and I didnt even bother with expensive stuff in the porn stores that she was in..getting back to Ashlee it’s great to read (she’s really fucking with his head as payback for knocking her up because keep in mind her father’s a pastor) awhile back I saw her near 42nd with purple hair, I was like what?? with a shoulder shrug.. she married with a kid.. I must of been a pastor in a former life.. like it says in the Who’s the Seeker “I have morals don’t know how or why”
Cornelius, if Joe Simpson is a pastor, it much be of the Church of What’s Happen Now ! He was formerly a minister but gave it up in order to manage Jessica’s breasts, err, career. What Joe Simpson is however, is a controlling asshole letch who lusts after his own daughter(s). Really great cred for a career as a minister!
That kid already has ashlees nose and a jew fro. Does not bode well
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breastfeeding babies tends to make your boobs go south. some women get implants after so everything fills out again
Which is which?
he couldn’t get used to the taste of sperm…………
Nice hat, it makes you look retro butch.
wait…pete wentz stole kelly osbourne’s boyfriend?
I touched his junk once by accident. Dudes hung!